{"sf1_id":1665293,"sf2_id":"q1xQ46Ze","title":"Christmas songs 2020 - \"I want a sexy dragoness for Christmas\" and \"Gifta the 'bold's coming to town\"","author":"Mattariel","words":465,"posted_at":"2020-12-25T17:32:00.000Z","tags":["Christmas","Dragon","Kobold","Poem","Sex","song"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1665293-christmas-songs-2020-i-want-a-sexy-dragoness-for-christmas-and-gifta-the-bold-s-coming-to-town","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/q1xQ46Ze","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/9f/b4/9fb481b4-8269-4033-ab88-73c2e0f9150e","description":"A couple of Christmas song conversions for fun. Been a stressful period, so I apologise if folks are waiting for the next chapter of Halcyon; hopefully things will calm down and I can get back to it. So enjoy these for now.\n\"I want a Sexy Dragoness for Christmas.\" is based on \"I want a hippopotamus for Christmas\" by John Rox and a prompt by  mercrantos\n\"Gifta the 'bold's coming to town\" is based on \"Santa Claus is coming to town\" by J. Fred Coots and Haven Gillespie.","content":"I want a Sexy Dragoness for Christmas.\n\nI want a sexy dragoness for Christmas,\n\nOnly a sexy dragoness will do,\n\nI don't want a dog, not anthro or feral,\n\nI want a sexy dragoness despite all the peril.\n\nI want a sexy dragoness for Christmas,\n\nI doubt the Gift kobold will mind, do you?\n\nShe won't have to use the dirty chimney flue,\n\nJust bring her through the garage door, the front she won't fit through.\n\nI can see me now on Christmas morning,\n\nCreeping down the stairs,\n\nOh what a joy and what a boner as I open up my eyes,\n\nTo see a sexy dragon as she stares.\n\nI want a sexy dragoness for Christmas,\n\nOnly a sexy dragoness will do,\n\nNo vaginas, nor chesticles,\n\nand forgoing cocks and testicles,\n\na cloaca and flat chest turn me to goo.\n\nFolk say a dragon'd eat me up, but hey\n\nGift kobold says she'll 'lick me' all the way\n\nI can see me now on Christmas morning,\n\nFront room, now a lair,\n\nOh what a joy and what lust when I open up my eyes,\n\nand see an open vent exposed, right there.\n\nI want a sexy dragoness, I want a sexy dragoness,\n\nI want her, I want her, oh Gift kobold I want her,\n\nA sexy dragoness.\n\nI want a sexy dragoness for Christmas,\n\nalthough I'd do the Gift kobold good too,\n\nI want a dragon to hold, no simple lustful endeavour,\n\na threesome's fine, but her I want forever.\n\nI want a sexy dragoness for Christmas,\n\nonly a sexy dragoness will do,\n\nTo marry, complete with horse and carriage,\n\nthough if she eats them, her I'll not disparage.\n\nBut the dragoness will love me always too.\n\n\\* \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \\*\n\nGifta the 'bold is Coming to Town\n\nYou better watch out,\n\nYou better not cry,\n\nYou better not pout,\n\nI'm telling you why,\n\nGifta the 'bold's coming to town.\n\nShe's making a list,\n\nShe's checking it twice,\n\nTo find out who's lewd or blander than ice,\n\nGifta the 'bold's coming to town.\n\nShe watches when you're sleeping,\n\nstares as you masturbate,\n\nshe knows all of your fetishes,\n\nhomoerotic through to straight.\n\nYou better watch out!\n\nShe's awfully spry,\n\nYou're gonna blow loads with a lust-ridden cry,\n\nGifta the 'bold's cumming you dry.\n\nOh let's go!\n\nShe'll rub you 'til you're edging,\n\nyour desires she will slake,\n\nshe knows all of your limits,\n\nshe's that good, for /scaly/'s sake!\n\nYou're gonna tap out!\n\nYou'll think that you've died,\n\nAt least she's got lube, liberally applied,\n\nUpon your dick, she's going to town!\n\nOnce spent, you black out,\n\nwith nary a sigh,\n\nyou couldn't pull out? You just didn't try,\n\nGifta the 'bold's cumming,\n\nI mean the curvy kobold with red/white scales,\n\nis cumming you dry!\n\n  \n  \n\n"}