{"sf1_id":1713461,"sf2_id":"rn6obOk1","title":"Tlumisog: Self-Proclaimed King of Reality - Chapter 3","author":"rgii55447","words":288,"posted_at":"2021-05-02T15:58:00.000Z","tags":["Delusional","Humor","King","Rainforest","Tiger","dumb"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1713461-tlumisog-self-proclaimed-king-of-reality-chapter-3","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/rn6obOk1","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/9a/47/9a476f84-ba1e-400e-96f9-b2f7ce0dd952","description":"#3 of Tlumisog: Self-Proclaimed King of Reality","content":"\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; The next few days I spent trying to find this fiendish Mebtilogu, but he was nowhere to be seen.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; Then I decided to use my grand powers of reality to make him appear out of that \"nowhere\". Still he did not.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; Man, he was good.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; But I knew he must have been there, because my Reality Powers were making him there, he was just using his Not-Reality powers to make him not there as well. But because I knew his powers were Not-Reality, I knew he was there in front of my magnificent self.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \"Mebtilogu!\" I yelled, \"How dare you upset the divine powers of the mighty Tlumisog!\"\n\n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; Mebtilogu used his Not-Reality powers to not respond. He was more powerful than I thought.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; So I decided to imagine a response, \"Oh mighty Tlumisog,\" Mebtilogu said, I decided, \"I am sorry for my vengeanceful nature. Your powers are beyond anything I have ever known. Will thou forgive me?\" I never actually heard him say it, but I decided that was what he had said, and that was good enough. Whatever he did not say did not count because he had only said it in his artificial Not-Reality.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; I thought long and hard about this being's poor pathetic response. I pitied him, I really did. And there I gave my response. \"I hereby spare you Mebtilogu, you are forgiven. Now, I ask you to go forth and declare the greatness of my mercy to the nations.\"\n\n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; Thus Mebtilogu left, my darkest of adversaries defeated, the message of Tlumisog's mercy bound to spread.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; I felt pretty good about myself, the Mighty Tlumisog, King of Reality was finally coming into his power!\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"Tlumisog: Self-Proclaimed King of Reality","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1713447-tlumisog-self-proclaimed-king-of-reality-chapter-2.json"}}