# Tlumisog: Self-Proclaimed King of Reality - Chapter 3

Author: rgii55447
Tags: Delusional, Humor, King, Rainforest, Tiger, dumb

#3 of Tlumisog: Self-Proclaimed King of Reality

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The next few days I spent trying to find this fiendish Mebtilogu, but he was nowhere to be seen.

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Then I decided to use my grand powers of reality to make him appear out of that "nowhere". Still he did not.

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Man, he was good.

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; But I knew he must have been there, because my Reality Powers were making him there, he was just using his Not-Reality powers to make him not there as well. But because I knew his powers were Not-Reality, I knew he was there in front of my magnificent self.

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; "Mebtilogu!" I yelled, "How dare you upset the divine powers of the mighty Tlumisog!"

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Mebtilogu used his Not-Reality powers to not respond. He was more powerful than I thought.

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; So I decided to imagine a response, "Oh mighty Tlumisog," Mebtilogu said, I decided, "I am sorry for my vengeanceful nature. Your powers are beyond anything I have ever known. Will thou forgive me?" I never actually heard him say it, but I decided that was what he had said, and that was good enough. Whatever he did not say did not count because he had only said it in his artificial Not-Reality.

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I thought long and hard about this being's poor pathetic response. I pitied him, I really did. And there I gave my response. "I hereby spare you Mebtilogu, you are forgiven. Now, I ask you to go forth and declare the greatness of my mercy to the nations."

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Thus Mebtilogu left, my darkest of adversaries defeated, the message of Tlumisog's mercy bound to spread.

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I felt pretty good about myself, the Mighty Tlumisog, King of Reality was finally coming into his power!

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