{"sf1_id":1722687,"sf2_id":"rnaz5xB1","title":"Hello Kitty Accidentally Kicks a Boy","author":"rgii55447","words":356,"posted_at":"2021-05-27T21:10:00.000Z","tags":["Cat","Dear Daniel","School","Watersports","ballbusting","hello kitty","potty"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1722687-hello-kitty-accidentally-kicks-a-boy","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/rnaz5xB1","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/80/2a/802a9905-d261-4934-b012-6bd538c2bde7","description":"PG and Up.","content":"Hello Kitty was practicing her karate moves in the courtyard during school recess.\n\n\"Hello Kitty! I got something to show you!\"\n\nHello Kitty was so in the zone, she didn't notice someone coming up behind her.\n\nHello Kitty lifted her foot, and kicked back with all her might.\n\nAnd it contacted something.\n\nHello Kitty looked back, her foot had planted itself right between Dear Daniel's legs, the cutest boy in the school.\n\nDear Daniel's face contorted and he dropped to the ground.\n\nNow Hello Kitty secretly knew what just happened, and the unspoken reason why it could never happen to her. She was glad her mouth was not readily visible so no one could see the expression on her face, which was already starting to go red.\n\nBut then she felt the sputtering rise in her throat, and then it burst out, and she was laughing. Laughing so hard she dropped to her hands and knees. Seconds later, she was rolling on the ground in laughter. She could not stop, couldn't even try.\n\nSuddenly, she noticed the ground getting wet around her. Another wave of embarrassment rose through her. She was laughing so hard, she'd accidentally wet herself.\n\nShe remembered how her Momma had also told her that although even though we all go, even in this way were her and Daniel different.\n\nSo her laughter began anew. She couldn't stop, her belly hurt, her eyes were watering but it was just too overwhelming, all of it.\n\nWhen the recess bell rang, and everyone started back inside, Hello Kitty and Dear Daniel still hadn't returned. Eventually, the teachers had to come looking.\n\nThey found them both curled up on the ground dying in their own ways, and helped them to their feet.\n\nAs the traveled back down the hallway, Hello Kitty was still chortling to herself. She looked back at Dear Daniel, he was a nice guy, and he didn't deserve this, she felt bad for him. \"Sorry,\" she said.\n\nBut even so, it was the most hilarious thing that had ever happened in her life, and she new she was going to remember it always.\n\n  \n  \n\n"}