{"sf1_id":1751556,"sf2_id":"B1QZqwEe","title":"Loona's New Friend","author":"MoaBoa","words":3067,"posted_at":"2021-08-12T14:02:17.000Z","tags":["Anthro","Green text","Greentext","HMOFA","Human","Human/anthro","M/F","WIP","hellhound"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1751556-loona-s-new-friend","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/B1QZqwEe","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=1751556\u0026ext=.jpg","description":"Loona is invited to a party by Vortex at his girlfriend's house where she finds a possible new friend. Though it's clear to all around that this new friend of hers is not your typical resident of Hell.","content":"\\\u003ebe Loona\n\n\\\u003eget invited by Vortex to his girlfriends house party on the Pride ring\n\n\\\u003elooks like he was serious about helping me make some friends\n\n\\\u003enever been to this part of Hell before\n\n\\\u003eactually a really nice neighborhood\n\n\\\u003edouble check the address he sent me\n\n\\\u003ethis is definitely the place\n\n\\\u003eas I walk up the steps to his door, the sound of drunken demons and dance music gets louder\n\n\\\u003enervous to see Vortex again\n\n\\\u003elast time I saw him I acted like an awkward spaz\n\n\\\u003ewell, I've come this far\n\n\\\u003ewhy stop now?\n\n\\\u003eknock on the door\n\n\\\u003ehear someone inside shout out to someone that I'm at the door\n\n\\\u003eafter a minute of waiting, the door finally opens\n\n\\\u003einstead of Vortex like I was expecting, standing there is a short, plump and obviously drunk sheep demon girl\n\n\\\u003e\"Yo, Wassup! Need something, puppy?\"\n\n\\\u003eI'm caught off guard by the puppy comment so it takes me a moment to respond\n\n\\\u003e\"Umm, hey. I'm here for the party. I was invited by Vortex, can I come in?\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Oh! You know Tex? On sec!\"\n\n\\\u003eshe suddenly spins around and shouts at the top of her lungs \"EY TEX, COME TO THE DOOR!\"\n\n\\\u003ea moment later she waving at someone out of sight\n\n\\\u003ewhen Vortex arrives and spots me, he gives me a small smile and a nod\n\n\\\u003e\"Heeey, Loona. Glad you could make it. This is my girlfriend, La'Kisha.\"\n\n\\\u003eseriously?\n\n\\\u003eTHIS is his girlfriend?\n\n\\\u003e\"H-hey Tex! Thanks for inviting me.\"\n\n\\\u003eshit, I don't want to look rude\n\n\\\u003eturn to the sheep\n\n\\\u003e\"...Hello, how's it going?\"\n\n\\\u003eshes too drunk to detect any possible hostility\n\n\\\u003e\"Hello!\" she says in a sweet tone\n\n\\\u003e\"Babe, this is Loona, a friend from work. I said I'd help her make some friends so I invited her to the party.\" Vortex says\n\n\\\u003ebefore I could get a word in and introduce myself, the sheep girl speaks\n\n\\\u003e\"Aww, that's so sweet, baby! Welcome to the party Loona! Nice to meet you!\n\n\\\u003e\"I'm going to go back to getting fucked up. If either of you need anything, I'll be in the kitchen. Have fun!\"\n\n\\\u003eshe saunters off to the kitchen, leaving Vortex and me alone\n\n\\\u003eVortex chuckles as he watches her leave before looking back my way\n\n\\\u003e\"Well, come in. I'll introduce you to some cool people I know.\"\n\n\\\u003ehe waves me inside and leads me into the living room\n\n\\\u003eholy shit there are a lot of people here\n\n\\\u003eI make a quick scan across the room\n\n\\\u003ethere's all sorts here\n\n\\\u003eImps, Sinners, a human, Hellhounds, a couple of Succubi\n\n\\\u003ewait a minute\n\n\\\u003eback the fuck up\n\n\\\u003ea human?\n\n\\\u003elook back and there is in fact a human guy just chilling on a couch\n\n\\\u003ehis feet kicked up onto a coffee table\n\n\\\u003ea coffee table covered in drugs of all kinds\n\n\\\u003eall neatly organized in a fashion similar to what you'd see at a flea market\n\n\\\u003ewhy is there just some random, normal looking human in Hell?\n\n\\\u003emaybe it's just a disguise\n\n\\\u003ebut why the fuck would someone be wearing a human disguise down here?\n\n\\\u003edecide to ask Vortex about him\n\n\\\u003e\"Hey Tex, what's the deal with that guy in the human disguise?\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Huh? Oh, him. Funny story, actually!\"\n\n\\\u003e\"You should ask him!\"\n\n\\\u003ebefore I have a chance to object, he's already pushing me toward the couch with me stammering the whole way\n\n\\\u003eget a good look at him\n\n\\\u003every tall for a human, probably slightly taller than me but shorter than Vortex\n\n\\\u003ekind of lanky\n\n\\\u003eshaggy medium length black hair\n\n\\\u003ewearing one of those leather jacket/hoodie combos, jeans, heavy work boots\n\n\\\u003ehe's actually kind of cute\n\n\\\u003ehe notices us just as we get to him\n\n\\\u003e\"Tex, my guy. Watcha need?\"\n\n\\\u003ehe gets up off the couch and gives Vortex a broish hand shake\n\n\\\u003ehe gives me a quick nod\n\n\\\u003e\"Who's this?\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Hey, bro. This is Loona, a friend of mine. She had a question for you.\"\n\n\\\u003ehe grins at me\n\n\\\u003e\"Oh? Is that right?\"\n\n\\\u003ejust then, a familiar voice could be heard shouting from the other side of the house over the music\n\n\\\u003e\"BABE! HELP ME MIX THIS DRINK, I'M STRUGGLING!\"\n\n\\\u003eVortex laughs and gives me a pat on the back\n\n\\\u003e\"Well, duty calls. I'll be around later.\"\n\n\\\u003ehe walks off towards the voice of his girlfriend\n\n\\\u003ecall out to him as he leaves\n\n\\\u003e\"Okay cool, l-later Tex!\"\n\n\\\u003ethe guy sits back down and gets comfortable then motions for me do the same\n\n\\\u003eas I sit, I blurt out a greeting\n\n\\\u003e\"So, umm. Hey...\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Sup. So, what's your question, Loona?\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Umm, okay. I wanted to asks what's up with the Human disguise. Seem pretty stupid to single yourself out like that.\"\n\n\\\u003ehe throws his head back and laughs\n\n\\\u003e\"Ha! Fuckin' knew that what you'd ask. It's always either that or \"Can you hook me up?\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Well, to answer your question, it's not a disguise. I'm human.\"\n\n\\\u003ebullshit, this guy is messing with me\n\n\\\u003e\"Bullshit, you're fucking with me!\" I shout\n\n\\\u003e\"I bullshit you not. I'm as human as tax evasion, no word of a lie.\" he replies\n\n\\\u003e\"Then how are you here? If you died, you would of been turned into a sinner demon.\" I retort\n\n\\\u003e\"I didn't die and wake up here. I was kicked through a portal.\"\n\n\\\u003eshit, I suppose that makes sense\n\n\\\u003ethere was that one asshole kid that Blitzo brought back\n\n\\\u003ethe kid that Blitzo killed\n\n\\\u003eand I helped dispose the body of\n\n\\\u003eprobably shouldn't bring that up\n\n\\\u003e\"Kicked through a portal? By who?\"\n\n\\\u003ejust as he was about to reply, a scrawny imp shuffles up\n\n\\\u003e\"Hehe hey dude, any chance I could get some Molly?\"\n\n\\\u003e\"I'm in the middle of a conversation, red dick. Fuck off and come back later.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Aww come on, pleeeease? I'm trying to impress th-\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Do I look like I care, cunt?\"\n\n\\\u003ethe imp gets a desperate look on his face\n\n\\\u003e\"I'll pay extra!\"\n\n\\\u003ethe human seems to consider this for a second then looks at me\n\n\\\u003e\"You mind?\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Uh, it's cool. Do your thing, dude.\" I say to him\n\n\\\u003ethe human and the imp have a back and forth using drug terminology I don't really understand\n\n\\\u003ehe then grabs one of the bottles of pills on coffee table and puts three colorful little pills into a tiny plastic container\n\n\\\u003ethe imp hands him a wad of money and the human makes the motion of handing the imp his drugs but pulls back\n\n\\\u003e\"Go get us a six pack from the kitchen, then you get your drugs.\"\n\n\\\u003ewithout any self-respect or hesitation, the imp bolts off towards the kitchen\n\n\\\u003ehe's only gone for no more than 12 seconds with a six pack of beer in hand\n\n\\\u003e\"Here you go! Drugs now, please?\"\n\n\\\u003ethe human tosses the imp the little plastic box with the pills in it\n\n\\\u003e\"There's a good man. Enjoy!\"\n\n\\\u003ethe imp clutches his prize and scuttles off upstairs\n\n\\\u003ewith that taken care of, he reaches for the six pack\n\n\\\u003ehe takes two bottles of Wicked Hot Slash Imports and hands me one\n\n\\\u003efree beer, fuck yes\n\n\\\u003ewe both crack them open\n\n\\\u003ehe takes a quick sip from his bottle while I down almost all of mine\n\n\\\u003ehe gives me an amused look and gently kicks the other beers to my side of the coffee table\n\n\\\u003e\"Right then, so what was it I was talkin' about?\"\n\n\\\u003e\"You were telling me how you got kicked through a portal to Hell?\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Ahh, right you are. Well...\"\n\n\\\u003ehe readjusts his sitting position and scoots closer to me\n\n\\\u003e\"Back when I lived on Earth I had a partner named Carlito.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"He was in charge of finances and all that stuff. Real smart guy. Good with numbers.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"When we first started workin' together we were best friends. On top of the fucking world.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Problems started when he got into the heavy shit. It fucked his mind up and he went all schizo on me.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"He thought I was planning on backstabbing him or something. Of course I wasn't, but crack does that to you.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Then he started getting into all that weird occult stuff. Most of it was total horseshit but some of it was legit, apparently.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Long story short. He got me drunk one night, somehow opened a portal to here and kicked me through.\"\n\n\\\u003ewoah, that's a lot to take in\n\n\\\u003ewith his story finished he takes a sip from his beer, shakes his head and laughs\n\n\\\u003e\"Heh, crazy fucker.\"\n\n\\\u003eI tilt my head in confusion\n\n\\\u003e\"You don't... seem all that upset about being sent here.\"\n\n\\\u003ehe almost seems confused at my comment\n\n\\\u003e\"What? Nah. Why would I be? This place is fucking sick. I love it here!\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Really? Why?\" I reply\n\n\\\u003e\"Everyone's a druggie, loads of interesting people, there's always wacky shit happening and the DEA has no jurisdiction here.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"This fuckin' place is a paradise.\"\n\n\\\u003ehe makes a good point\n\n\\\u003emost of the Sinner Demons seem to like it here in Hell\n\n\\\u003e\"So you don't miss Earth at all?\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Fuck no! Well... Kind of. I do miss my dog.\"\n\n\\\u003ehe's a dog person?\n\n\\\u003e...\n\n\\\u003enice\n\n\\\u003e\"O-oh, you had a dog? Tell me about them.\"\n\n\\\u003ehe take another sip and signs\n\n\\\u003e\"Yeah, she was a Pittie. Had her since I was 17. Named her Princess.\"\n\n\\\u003enearly spit out some of the beer I was drinking from laughing when I heard the name\n\n\\\u003e\"Seriously, dude? Princess?\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Oh, fuck off.\" he retorts\n\n\\\u003e\"It's a good name!\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Sure it is. For a chihuahua or something.\" I say\n\n\\\u003e\"Pfft, whatever. Thought was funny to give a killer a cute name so I went with Princess.\"\n\n\\\u003ewait, killer?\n\n\\\u003e\"Back up! Did \"Princess\" kill someone?\"\n\n\\\u003ehe smirks to himself while staring at the ceiling\n\n\\\u003e\"Yep. Took her for a walk one night shortly after adopting her. Still haven't named her at that point, mind you.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Then some heroin addict tried to mug me and she tore his fuckin' throat out.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Was a sight to see.\"\n\n\\\u003edamn, that's hardcore\n\n\\\u003estill a shit name, though\n\n\\\u003e\"Holy shit, that's nuts. Sounds like she was pretty protective of you.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Yeah. She was a good dog. Like a gun that loved you back...\"\n\n\\\u003ehe take a swig of his beer and lapses into silence\n\n\\\u003eshit, he sounds bummed out\n\n\\\u003eprobably should change the subject\n\n\\\u003e\"So umm... What's it like being a drug dealer?\" I ask\n\n\\\u003e\"Hmm? Oh. Yeah, I like it well enough, I guess.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Get invited to lots of parties, get to meet celebrities.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Not to mention I make loadsa money.\"\n\n\\\u003ethen he gives me a curious look\n\n\\\u003e\"What do you do work?\"\n\n\\\u003efuck\n\n\\\u003eshould I lie?\u0026nbsp;\n\n\\\u003eI can't imagine he'll be cool with knowing I work for a company that murders people in the human world\n\n\\\u003eOr maybe he would be\n\n\\\u003ehe doesn't really strike me as a beacon of morality\n\n\\\u003e\"Alright. Every hear of I.M.P?\" I say to him\n\n\\\u003e\"Imp? That sounds weirdly familiar...\" he muses\n\n\\\u003e\"I think I fell asleep to a commercial that played for hours that was about a company called I.M.P.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"It had a really catchy but annoying jingle that was stuck in my head for weeks.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Don't remember what they sold, though.\"\n\n\\\u003ebring up a picture of the company logo and show it to him\n\n\\\u003e\"Yeah, that one. I.M.P stands for \"Immediate Murder Professionals.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"We get payed by Sinners to go to the human world and get revenge for them.\"\n\n\\\u003ehis face lights up\n\n\\\u003e\"No fuckin' way. That's so sick! So you're like an assassin or somethin'?\"\n\n\\\u003e\"No, nothing like that. I just answer the phones and act as dispatch when they're on a job.\" I say\n\n\\\u003e\"But sometimes I go up there to help them with stuff up there.\"\n\n\\\u003ehe nods\n\n\\\u003e\"Ooooh okay. That's still pretty cool.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"How would I go about hiring you guys?\"\n\n\\\u003eoh shit, wasn't expecting him to be THAT cool with it\n\n\\\u003e\"Wait, really? You want to hire us? Why?\"\n\n\\\u003e\"To kill my ex-partner, Carlito.\" he answers\n\n\\\u003eI raise an eyebrow\n\n\\\u003e\"I thought you didn't care that he sent you to Hell.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"I don't really mind it, no. It's more of a matter of honor, I suppose. He fucked me over, so I'll fuck him over right back.\" he replies\n\n\\\u003e\"In the case, I could talk to my d- um, my boss Blitz and see about getting you an appointment.\" I tell him\n\n\\\u003e\"Ha, Fuck yeah! Sounds like a plan.\"\n\n\\\u003enow's my chance\n\n\\\u003e\"Great. So... I think maybe we should give each other our numbers.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"So I can let you know you know when you can come in and talk to my boss!\"\n\n\\\u003ehe takes out his phone\n\n\\\u003e\"Right right. Here.\"\n\n\\\u003ewe exchange numbers and call each other just to make sure\n\n\\\u003e\"Cool. Can't wait to meet your boss. Never met a hitman before.\"\n\n\\\u003eI'm looking at his number on my phone when I realize something\n\n\\\u003e\"Wait! You haven't told me your name yet.\"\n\n\\\u003ehe looks surprised\n\n\\\u003e\"I haven't? Well fuck, I guess I haven't.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"It's Ricky.\"\n\n\\\u003eyeah, he would have a name like Ricky\n\n\\\u003eafter that we shoot the shit for the next couple of hours\n\n\\\u003eevery now and again other party goers would buy drugs off him\n\n\\\u003eafter some time, Vortex and his pet sheep joined us in the living room\n\n\\\u003ebringing liquor and mixers with them\n\n\\\u003ethings start getting fuzzy after they arrived\n\n\\\u003eRicky and Tex are telling me the story of how they meet but I'm too far gone to really keep up\n\n\\\u003eand then I blacked out\n\n---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\n\\\u003ebe Ricky, drug slinging scumbag and proud of it\n\n\\\u003ebe at a house party hosted by my friend Vortex\n\n\\\u003eshooting the shit with a Hellhound chick that Tex introduced me to named Loona\n\n\\\u003eshe's kind of bitchy (pun intended) and rude at times\n\n\\\u003ewhich is good, I like women with a bit of fire in them\n\n\\\u003eI get the feeling that she hasn't had many chances to make friends\n\n\\\u003eshe's fun to talk to though\n\n\\\u003eshe's been knocking back those beers for the last two hours now\n\n\\\u003eLoona is officially fucking wasted\n\n\\\u003eshe's got a stupid grin on her face and she's swaying back and forth\n\n\\\u003eI'm telling her the story of how me and Tex got acquainted\n\n\\\u003ejust as I'm getting to the really juicy bit my phone goes off\n\n\\\u003e\"Fuck sakes. One sec, guys.\"\n\n\\\u003eexcuse myself and answer the call in a mostly vacant hallway\n\n\\\u003eVortex nods in understanding and starts leading the conversation in my absence\n\n\\\u003e\"Ricky here, who's this?\" I say into the phone\n\n\\\u003e\"Boss, we gotta problem.\"\n\n\\\u003erecognize the Polynesian accent over the phone\n\n\\\u003eone of my \"workers\"\n\n\\\u003ein my inebriated state it takes me a second to try and remember who I'm speaking to\n\n\\\u003ea giant bird Sinner demon named Tui\n\n\\\u003eout of all my Hellish workers he's been with me the longest, usually acting as an enforcer or bodyguard\n\n\\\u003e\"Ahh, right. Hey Tui. Listen, I'm busy right now. Can this wait till later?\" I ask\u0026nbsp;\n\n\\\u003e\"Aww yeah nah, Boss. I caught Dingo stealing some merchandise.\"\n\n\\\u003efucking great, just what I wanted to hear\n\n\\\u003eI'm drawing a blank on the name \"Dingo\", as well\n\n\\\u003e\"Whatever, fine. Smack the thief around a bit, take it out of his pay and get him back to work. I really don't care right now, man.\" I say\n\n\\\u003e\"No, listen boss. You don't understand. He tried to take ALOT, bro'.\"\n\n\\\u003eA lot?\n\n\\\u003e\"Hold on, the fuck do you mean by \"A lot?\" I asked, anger starting to bleed into my voice\n\n\\\u003e\"Me and the boys caught him trying to hand off a whole shipment to some of our rivals.\"\n\n\\\u003ehearing this, I just about shout into phone\n\n\\\u003e\"WHA-\u0026nbsp;WHO\u0026nbsp;THE FU- What!? Why the shit are you talking to me for?! Jesus Christ, get my fucking drugs back!\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Hey, Hey! Boss, calm down! It's no worries, I took care of it. The shipments right here.\" he replies\n\n\\\u003e\"I got Dingo tied up here at the warehouse on Agares street, as well. Thought you'd want a chat with the little fucka.\"\n\n\\\u003etake a moment to calm down\n\n\\\u003e\"Ahh... Right then. Good shit, Tui. You were right to call me.\"\n\n\\\u003etry to remember where Agares Street is\n\n\\\u003eit takes me a couple of seconds, but I remember that it's on the Pride Ring\n\n\\\u003eit's a bit\u0026nbsp;far from the Vortex's girlfriends house, if I'm remembering correctly\n\n\\\u003e\"Yeah, I'm actually on the Pride Ring right now, should be there soon.\"\n\n\\\u003eTui\u0026nbsp;says goodbye and hangs up\n\n\\\u003ehead back into the living room\n\n\\\u003esee that most of the party goers have staggered off home now, though there are some stragglers\n\n\\\u003efind Tex and La'Kisha talking about personal shit, all while Loona is splayed out on the couch nursing a mixed drink\n\n\\\u003eshe's seems in her own world at the moment\n\n\\\u003enoticing me, Tex speaks up\n\n\\\u003e\"Hey. Everyone good, bro? We could hear you from here.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Yeah, all good, man. Just some work shit. Gonna need to call it for tonight, though. Somethings come up.\" I reply\n\n\\\u003elooking around at the mostly empty living room, Tex nods\n\n\\\u003e\"No problem, Ricky. See you around.\"\u0026nbsp;\n\n\\\u003ecollect the few left over narcotics on the coffee table\n\n\\\u003etake a look at the absolutely intoxicated Hellhound on the couch\n\n\\\u003e\"Loona, I'll see you around! Remember to talk to your boss for me!\" I shout to her\n\n\\\u003e\"Huhhhh... Buh Byeeeee~\" she slurs\n\n\\\u003eHell, she's really out of it\n\n\\\u003e\"Tex, can you make sure this fucking drunk gets home safe?\" I say\n\n\\\u003ehearing this, the Hellhound in question pushes herself up\n\n\\\u003e\"H-hey, fu-\\*hiccup\\*-ck you!\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Haha, yeah bro. I barely had\u0026nbsp;anything to drink, so\u0026nbsp;I'm still good to drive. We'll take her back home in a little bit.\" he says\n\n\\\u003e\"Yeah, Puppy can count on us!\" La'Kisha interjects\n\n\\\u003ethank the smol Sheep demon for the party, give Tex a fist bump and head out\n\n\\\u003equickly find my car out on the street and hop in\n\n\\\u003estart driving towards Agares Street\n\n\\\u003ethe drive is dull and uneventful, leaving my mind to wander\n\n\\\u003estart getting progressively more pissed off\n\n\\\u003eI try to treat my workers good, pay them well\n\n\\\u003eand this is how this \"Dingo\" fella\u0026nbsp;repays me? With a knife in the back?\n\n\\\u003emaybe I'm just too trusting\n\n\\\u003etrusting Carlito is the reason I'm down here\n\n\\\u003ehopefully these \"Immediate Murder Professionals\" guys can fix that little issue for me\n\n\\\u003edrive the rest of the way white knuckling the steering wheel\n\n\\\u003ewhoever this Dingo cunt is, he's going to regret trying to fuck me over"}