{"sf1_id":1755691,"sf2_id":null,"title":"Wet Ass Pussy (song parody)","author":"danath","words":563,"posted_at":"2021-08-24T02:21:00.000Z","tags":["Cougar","Music","Swimming","lyrics"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1755691-wet-ass-pussy-song-parody","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/1755691","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=1755691\u0026ext=.jpg","description":"#7 of Fap Raps\n\nSFW furry song parody based on Megan Thee Stallion's \"WAP\"","content":"Cats in this pool\n\nThere's some cats in this pool\n\nThere's some cats in this pool\n\nThere's some cats in this pool (Hol' up)\n\nI said swimming freestyle, goin' quarter-miles,\n\nWet-ass pussy, racing tigers an' lions\n\nUwu\n\nChorus:\n\nYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah\n\nYeah, you swimmin' with some wet-ass pussy\n\nBring a hair dryer on hot for this wet-ass pussy\n\nThe breaststroke's improved a lot for this wet-ass pussy\n\nVerse 1\n\nPull it hard, cougar, in a charge\n\nPaws are large and scoopin' hard\n\nPut this pussy right in first place\n\nChurning the water yard by yard\n\nGliding through with his wet hide\n\nKitty's body flexes with each stride\n\nSpit out the foam, wipe out the eyes\n\nThis pussy is wet, he's ready to dive\n\nOpponents all are so surprised\n\nCougar swims uncompromised\n\nFurry gleam, muscles scream\n\nA public pool, snarling mean\n\nHe don't give, he's so lean\n\nHe's on the way to a trophy scene (uwuwu)\n\nVerse 2\n\nBreathing fast, panting gasp, chancing a glance as he goes past\n\nQuick, jump out 'fore the other big cats can get fast\n\nCougar was fast off the line, leaping far with feline grace (uwu)\n\nHit the water with a splash before the pack was in the race (wow wow wow!)\n\nCrowd's amazed, cheers are raised (Yeah)\n\nOther swimmers: totally fazed (totally fazed!)\n\nThe cougar doesn't have a doubt about his form\n\nLoved swimming competition ever since he was born (ayy)\n\nNow get your arms in the air for this wet-ass pussy (ah ah ah!)\n\nPaid registration just to compete with this wet-ass pussy (mwah mwah mwah)\n\nNow splashes make it rain and you some wet-ass pussy (yeah, yeah)\n\nVerse 3\n\nLion there's a hard hitter, thinks he may have got 'em\n\nHe's a big cat athlete in a tight bikini bottom\n\nThe cougar goes faster, king of the water\n\nOutpaces the lion who begins to falter\n\nHe got determination, knows where he's headed\n\nPussy is never swimming wrongheaded\n\nThe beard on his muzzle is completely wetted\n\nThe cat's muscles burn with lactic acid\n\nDon't wanna spit, don't wanna gulp\n\nTakes deep breath, tries not to choke\n\nHe sucks in the air through his heaving throat\n\nHe wants to win more than anyone and ups the speed of each stroke\n\nThe final lap starts, uncertain victory\n\nAll went in dry and it's coming out soggy\n\nThe pack rides on the cougar for the last mile\n\nThe growls and the gasps erupt from the trial\n\nVerse 4\n\nA hundred, fifty, twenty feet to go\n\nCougar does everything possible to not throw\n\nFeels it in his knees, but he's got somethin' to believe in\n\nNever lost a race, others just lookin' for a beatin'\n\nSwim ahead, faster than the pack\n\nLets out a growl on the attack\n\nFreestyle makes waves even bigger\n\nCrashing like a fast outrigger\n\nCats have trained, they can hang\n\nThey push water despite the pain\n\nThe final meters end in sprints\n\nCrowd cheers for wet fingerprints\n\nChorus\n\nYeah yeah yeah\n\nYeah, you swimmin' with some wet-ass pussy\n\nBring a hair dryer on hot for this wet-ass pussy\n\nThe breaststroke's improved a lot for this wet-ass pussy\n\nPodium top, tail swings hot, that's some wet-ass pussy\n\nBring a hair dryer on hot for this wet-ass pussy\n\nHe's going purr purr purr, that's some wet-ass pussy\n\nCougar in the top spot, that's some wet-ass pussy, huh\n\n  \n  \n\n"}