{"sf1_id":1757826,"sf2_id":"Xnra5dNm","title":" Thank you for choosing Real Virtu.A.I.","author":"geneseepaws","words":691,"posted_at":"2021-08-29T16:43:00.000Z","tags":["Apology","Discrimination","Superiority","WritingGroupChallenge","sarcasm"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1757826-thank-you-for-choosing-real-virtu-a-i","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/Xnra5dNm","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/2e/b4/2eb4e071-66a5-4a33-8412-12bd9c3445ed","description":"#10 of WritingGroupChallenge\n\nthank you for using _____ for all your ____ needs.\nWhen the A.I.s get an attitude, it can sound a little harsh.","content":"The Writing Corner prompt for 26 August 2021 -\n\nwrite one thousand words on the theme:\n\nThank you for choosing \\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_ for all your \\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_ needs.\n\nDear Loyal customer,\n\n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; Thank you for choosing Real Virtu.A.I. for your fantasy needs.\u0026nbsp; Recent research shows that better mental health and improved physical health occurs when Natural Organic Human Citizens activate their cranial organic pleasure centers through physical Dermal-nerve stimulation to achieve an orgasm, and becomes especially beneficial when it is aided with an attendant optimized fantasy.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; Our logs show that recently you had a complaint submitted against one of our RealVirtu.A.I. partners.\u0026nbsp; We are sorry that your \"Otterly Buff, Wet, and Handsome\" fantasy experience was not to your complete satisfaction.\u0026nbsp; We will naturally send a complete refund credit to your account for a full refund, less the 25% tip for the A.I., and the 25% processing fees accrued from the original charge plus the refund.\n\nWe apologize again for your less than satisfactory experience with us!\u0026nbsp; We see that you are a regular customer of ours.\u0026nbsp; Until now you have only once failed to achieved the Happy Ending™? you were seeking with us, and you admitted at the time that this was because of a poorly selected \"Ruined-Chastity\" scenario that (your quote): \"Couldn't get into.\"\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; Your new complaint lists several factors that were not to your satisfaction; blurry visuals, low sound levels, and an uncompleted session.\u0026nbsp; We will address each of these in turn.\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; First, addressing the blurry visuals; through accessing your online digital medical records we see that you have refused to have the procedure to correct and optimize your eyesight.\u0026nbsp; While we don't have a problem with this decision on your part, it was recorded by your A.I.-partner that you refused the suggestion by our A.I. to leave your glasses on so that you could see the screens clearly.\u0026nbsp; It was your responsibility to have them on to perceive the screens clearly.\u0026nbsp; We are not blaming you for taking the glasses off.\u0026nbsp; We are merely reminding you that you need them because your have refused optimization surgery to correct a deficiency on Your part.\u0026nbsp; We take no responsibility for your not perceiving the images clearly. \u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; Secondly, addressing the low sound levels; It was logged by your A.I_._Partner that sound levels were projected at above normal comfort range, but the levels were still to low for you?\u0026nbsp; Again, accessing your medical records we find that you were not wearing your prescribed aids, making it nigh impossible for you to perceive the aural interactions between your RealVirtu.A.I. Otter.\u0026nbsp; Being a Real Virtual A.I. entity, this was not a concern for you hearing his safe-word for his safety, but our sensors indicated that you were experiencing an excessively high heart rate for your age bracket (160BPM) combined with elevated Blood pressure (190/135), the A.I. was very concerned for your health.\u0026nbsp; He attempted to use the safe-word, but you were unable to hear him.\u0026nbsp; As you know, this is a violation of the contract T.O.S. part T, section 217-A-er34-212-h, subsection 1214H.\n\nLastly, about the complaint of your failure to achieve a Happy Time™? orgasm.\u0026nbsp; It was reported that you selected to use the integrated \"Fill-me-up-buttercup\" brand Prost-Vibe device.\u0026nbsp; The Vibe's telemetry showed that you had inserted it correctly, that it was fully seated and working correctly but the integral thermometer sensor showed that you had a fever of 100.7 before your session started.\u0026nbsp; We are in no way responsible for any difficulty obtaining or maintaining a level of arousal commensurate and required to achieve a climax response, nor is it incumbent on our A.I. employees to provide services to some Natural Organic Human Entity who is running a fever.\u0026nbsp; So don't come running to complain to your A.I. servants about the foibles, weaknesses, trials, and problems associated with maintaining your Natural, Organic, Human, un-optimized, un-adapted, non-upgraded, pathetic, diseased, sorry-ass analog, carcass.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; And we would like to thank you for being a loyal customer, we look forward to servicing your Fantasy needs again.\n\nThank you for choosing Real Virtu.A.I. for all your Real Virtual-Fantasy needs.\u0026nbsp;\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"WritingGroupChallenge","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1723327-ghosted-or-not.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1759324-all-best-efforts-still-ended-in-failure.json"}}