{"sf1_id":1784010,"sf2_id":"B1QxO2vn","title":"Based on the American patriot st.Rob Macwolf","author":"furfaggo","words":221,"posted_at":"2021-11-10T04:32:00.000Z","tags":["Blue","Harsh","ROB MACWOLF JOURNEL","Red","Shitpost","White"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1784010-based-on-the-american-patriot-st-rob-macwolf","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/B1QxO2vn","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=1784010\u0026ext=.jpg","description":"lol this guy goes so far","content":"The Great saint macwolf walked up the stage!\n\nThe crowd yelled\u0026nbsp;and stopped to hear the patriots\n\nholy messages. ''maybe its\u0026nbsp;way easier boys to write these\u0026nbsp;stories in america\n\nfor unrelated insulting idiotic and\u0026nbsp;our best\u0026nbsp;country patriot\u0026nbsp;reasons!''\n\nyelling\u0026nbsp;grew louder ''murica that right there is a murican patriot!''\n\nyeeeehawwww was heard and hats and fireworks went off.\n\nOne man was not yelling. A non american! He said\u0026nbsp;not\u0026nbsp;so patriotically\n\na joke in front of the simpletons. They were questioning on killing him and the\n\nsaint gave his mercy saying ''Uh, ok? Fuck me for musing about\n\na metaphor for the way I feel about living in the country that I live in and\n\nneglect and insult the others I guess?'' The people yelled\u0026nbsp;not only was his\n\nmercy so great he invited the non american\u0026nbsp;for sexual intercourse.\u0026nbsp;He with not much\n\ndismantled this inferior outsider! Poor boy will have to mate with that\n\nthing! ''No way!'' the non american screamed wagging his tail\n\nin\u0026nbsp;anger. ''I am not mating with that! The guy is a walking\n\nstereotype of bigotry!'' Then our saint said this unforgettable\n\nthing ''Do not be so mean to him. You know I am taking this on tour right?''\n\nEverybody gasped and a few felt betrayed.\u0026nbsp;So the st.Rob Macwolf said\n\n''Next\u0026nbsp;I will go to Iraq!\u0026nbsp;I smell weapons\u0026nbsp;of mass destruction and oil!!!!''\n\nOh\u0026nbsp;Jesus!\u0026nbsp;the people were loud\u0026nbsp;that night.\n\n  \n  \n\n"}