# Based on the American patriot st.Rob Macwolf

Author: furfaggo
Tags: Blue, Harsh, ROB MACWOLF JOURNEL, Red, Shitpost, White

lol this guy goes so far

The Great saint macwolf walked up the stage!

The crowd yelled and stopped to hear the patriots

holy messages. ''maybe its way easier boys to write these stories in america

for unrelated insulting idiotic and our best country patriot reasons!''

yelling grew louder ''murica that right there is a murican patriot!''

yeeeehawwww was heard and hats and fireworks went off.

One man was not yelling. A non american! He said not so patriotically

a joke in front of the simpletons. They were questioning on killing him and the

saint gave his mercy saying ''Uh, ok? Fuck me for musing about

a metaphor for the way I feel about living in the country that I live in and

neglect and insult the others I guess?'' The people yelled not only was his

mercy so great he invited the non american for sexual intercourse. He with not much

dismantled this inferior outsider! Poor boy will have to mate with that

thing! ''No way!'' the non american screamed wagging his tail

in anger. ''I am not mating with that! The guy is a walking

stereotype of bigotry!'' Then our saint said this unforgettable

thing ''Do not be so mean to him. You know I am taking this on tour right?''

Everybody gasped and a few felt betrayed. So the st.Rob Macwolf said

''Next I will go to Iraq! I smell weapons of mass destruction and oil!!!!''

Oh Jesus! the people were loud that night.

Source: https://sofurry.com/s/B1QxO2vn