# The No Nut November Challenge

Author: danath
Tags: Cum, Hyper, Hyperphallic, Male, Poem, Public, Teasing, edging, sonnet

A sonnet-a-day detailing the struggles of a hyperfur who foolishly made a bet he could go the entire month of November without blowing his load.

The No Nut November Challenge

By Danath

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1

This month of strife is only just begun  
No time has passed since I have made my vow  
To quell the steaming furnace like a sun  
A burning need for which I won't allow

I made this promise and I knew it odd  
When told the difficulties that I face  
But in exchange for keeping soft my rod  
This sinner may achieve a wondrous grace

Uncertain though I be about my fate  
This struggle may contain my passioned urge  
Control of self: one month, no masturbate  
My mind is set: the horniness I'll purge

Two hours done with hundreds more to come  
Perhaps I'll find a rub that makes it numb

2

Eternity has passed and yet a day  
I'm not sure how much more of this I'll take  
Unanswered, I no longer try to pray  
My thoughts cannot escape this awesome ache

I try to meditate and rest alone  
Unbidden, loud desire holds me fast  
Time slows again and I let out a moan  
A second is a minute at full mast 

Though just begun, I long this journey's end  
But I am not a solo passenger  
Each step, each bounce, each jostle makes them send  
A lit'ny of complaints, a thund'rous purr

Another minute passes by so slow  
November's end will come with quite a show

3

Day three and things are starting to get rough  
I'm constantly erect and hard as steel  
I may as well be going in the buff  
For all that my tight pants fail to conceal

One-tenth of time has passed to finish strong  
The bet I made is one I cannot lose  
If I remember that, I can't go wrong  
But now I cannot even see my shoes

These thirty days loom over me like storms  
My spine is stiff from all the lightning bolts  
My clothes reveal a multitude of forms  
In crowds, I sense the jealousy of colts

They see it not as should be - as a curse  
If I stay hard so long I'll need a hearse

4

No Nut November puts such strain on me  
Despite the name, I carry such a load  
Though squirrels, I'm sure, are awed by what they see  
I'd rather be back in my normal mode

No Nut November is a massive grind  
The crowded shopping centers are the worst  
My massive tentpole sways of its own mind  
They say, "You should take care of this great thirst"

No Nut November drives me to the brink  
Of sanity and madness 'ere I drip  
Of what's contained within my shorts, I think  
Will crack forth like a long and meaty whip

No Nut November please must end and soon  
Or I'll turn into a Karno cartoon

5

A wave of dreams wash o'er me ev'ry night  
A tidal surge of lust, a rising flood  
Not nightmares, no, they do not cause me fright  
But leave me with a swollen, aroused dud

These wet dreams cause my furniture a mess  
But are my only comfort in this time  
I'll pay my cleaning bill with some duress  
New bedding, too, has cost a pretty dime

My waking brain is occupied as well  
By thoughts of pounding with my mighty stalk  
By night or day I'm trapped in lustful hell  
With balls so huge so I find it hard to walk

And now I lay me down to sleep again  
So wake me up when this November ends

6

The news today is worse than e'er before  
The only clothes that fit are stretch gym shorts  
The bulge is displayed for all to adore  
Packed tight with balls unfamiliar to sports

Commuting to my job requires blush  
I hear loud whispers gossip 'bout my balls  
My morning coffee spills amidst the crush  
As people pack in tight and into walls

The pressure 'gainst my package makes me heave  
Clamp fingers round my muzzle, stop the roar  
Of pleasured heaven after agonies  
My right pant leg is dripping on the floor

The train pulls up, and I flood out the gate  
It's only been six days without a mate

7

What reasons could I have for doing this?  
What dreams may come when I complete this task?  
What benefit of my moral compass?  
To suffer so for naught is much to ask

One week is done, and I am done, I fear  
I cannot sleep or eat or drink for throes  
Good will? There's none for what was past myself  
That monster is the source of all my woes

Enlightenment? No, this is punishment  
This seventh day I curse myself anew  
I must continue with this leak containment  
Today was great until that condom blew

I hope my future self is true happy  
For I am most the mis'rable of thee

8

I toss and turn and yet no sweet dreams rise  
Escape these mortal throes for just a tick  
A moment's rest would be a nice surprise  
But heat and humid rise where'er I stick

It's damp, quite moist, but no one likes that word  
It's grown again and reaches to my chest  
A monster, as it has now been referred  
Grand urges fill my paws, yet unharnessed

I wake sometimes surprised and jerking  
It happens once or twice a night by now  
Will myself to stop each time - exerting  
A restful sleep is worth all I endow

These sticky plastic sheets are like my thoughts  
What if I have to sleep outside on cots

9

A cream, perhaps, or some cool ointment, please?  
A mellow balm to soothe this monstrous heat?  
A tidy tincture that will ease my pleas  
An aperitif that quenches lust quite neat

An icy tingle as I deck the halls?  
A draught to cleanse my mind of thoughts impure?  
The sense of winter cold to tease my balls?  
I'll soak myself in pools of what may cure

This overwhelming urge that overflows  
My maleness now does hang below my knees  
I worry that I'll soon be to my toes  
A crowded place is now twice that with me

Though I leave quite the trail that's musky wet  
Succeed will I in this ungodly bet

10

"What if I give in now?" I think. Just look!  
I'm perma-semi-hard at least today  
I have to limp and hold in front a book  
Or rather stacks, to hide the meat away

At my desk I will stay, no coaxing me  
There's nothing that would make me stand for work  
I'll say I hurt my leg - fell out a tree  
And then they won't think that I'm such a jerk

Right here I'll sit until the clock runs out  
I won't reveal the massive oak beneath  
I won't give in though they may plead and pout  
At lunch I'll try to fit back in my sheath

Did you hear? The break room has free donuts  
Damn. Here I go to show off some big nuts.

11

It's rather freeing, at this point, to swell  
With pride at what is going on with me  
These circumstances, could it be, are well?  
This morn I nearly met the day with glee

I get nice compliments right off the cuff  
From clothing store cashiers as I upgrade  
If I get bigger, I'll be in the buff  
I've even gotten offers to get paid

Ignore attention such as that, I say  
It does no good to get such lustful praise  
Just blush and turn my head and bulge away  
And don't respond when they ask, "What's it weigh?"

This leaky, musky, massive stalk of mine   
Gets lots of offers for a wine and dine

12

Forget the nice things I said yesterday  
I'd gone too deep, and was not thinking straight  
This hell is real - that I alone can say  
Reminded that this challenge I do hate

I woke up in this morning stuck to bed  
A fountain splattered, splashed across the wall  
I wrestled with my twin in size - the head  
And realized that my length was far too tall

My nuts swell to the point of cartoonish  
Each heave of musky ballflesh cedes a gush  
I must look like a hyper-ized commish  
As jizz rolls down my back and clears my tush

So be it, I'll sleep outside from now on  
My own public show, right out on the lawn

13

I'm almost halfway through - I think I'll last  
Throughout this awful month of cock-size checks  
I am reduced to wearing stretchy pants  
That outline every eager curve and flex

Unlucky number thirteen almost was  
The elevator was a tad too close  
It almost gave the tip a nasty buzz  
I turned too fast and toppled people's rows

To take the stairs is such a giant risk  
For giants like me cannot spread my knees  
The danger is that I'll get a slipped disc  
The hospital would make me pay huge fees

I soaked the elevator through and through  
With pungent pre that acted quite like glue

14

Two weeks! Two weeks are done! A milestone!  
I'll celebrate tomorrow as well  
It's getting better day by day alone  
I 'pologize for the comments re: this hell

There's nothing that I can't enjoy myself  
I'm so pent up and horny it's a crime  
At work I'll let my dong out on a shelf  
It makes great conversation at break time

Before the day is done, I'm called to him  
The big boss isn't happy with my size  
It's only twice the girth of his whole limb  
Can't help it if my bulge obscures my thighs

Turns out he's not the jealous type at all  
He wants me at his business retreat spa

15

Though never staying in my sheath, at least  
It's soft and spongy, a welcome relief  
And though it leaks some pre as teased,  
I'm halfway through - don't that beg belief?

The ominous impression of my sac  
The steady throbbing quiver of my nuts  
The pants so full they need a tighter pack  
The awesome musk that sends some into ruts

Is confidence in stride so great a sin?  
Why not impress the passers-by abroad?  
To walk, I twist my hips, just to begin  
Inertia does the rest - I'm not a fraud

There's nothing like the feeling of the eyes  
Who get a hardon, shockèd with surprise

16

Behold the tiger, known for his stripe  
While stripes I leave could make custodians cry  
With jealousy at my enormous pipe  
Employment rumors make it clear for I

Have been bestowed on me this name so true   
Apparently I'm known as cat supreme  
And bets are being placed on what I'll do  
When I wake from this No Nut challenge dream

The betting pool is getting very large  
The whisperings grow louder in the halls  
I'm often checked and asked by those in charge  
Of whether I have been yet, true or false

I have to stay the course and hold my paw  
My own bet is at stake if I withdraw

17

My motivation is now added to  
Supporters guide me on this narrow path  
These followers who're called the No-Bait Crew  
Are counting down my days like so much math

For love or money matters not at all  
Their hungry eyes stare at my bulging shorts  
The leaky wet spot collects beneath the ball  
My third leg flexes out some strong retorts

Right now I barely hear their worried words  
Each day is slowing to a timeless crawl  
I'm groped and grasped along by endless herds  
Who threaten my success when meat they maul

I'm not so sure my fan club is the best  
They haven't let me get a bit of rest

18

Today I woke for the first time in fear  
As gouts of seed demolished my own tent  
My tentpole tore and cut a giant sheer  
And ended up across my shoulder bent

The cabbie I had hired took one look  
Abandoned me to find another way  
Afraid I am of my name in the book  
I'm late to work this week most ev'ry day

I can't find pants that fit so out I hang  
At my size it's more lewd to have them on  
The breeze and amazed staring sends a pang  
I hope this public nude won't turn me on

I'm so pent up and horny I can't think  
I'll therefore go and have myself a drink

19

"How goes it, stud?" I hear them call, "You good?"  
Given the month off work, I laugh  
My swollen junk parades the neighborhood  
It's grown again, now long times 10 and half

The swollen member pulses 'gainst the cloth  
My ankle drowns beneath the endless wave  
A chorus whispers from all sides; I froth  
And saunter with a thick grin - I'll behave

The betting pool has grown as big as I  
The legends of my musky sac spread far  
It drags the waistband down near past my thigh  
Fat as a steering wheel upon a car

I wonder how much bigger I can grow  
Now that all sense of shame has left me so

20

Was I once worried 'bout my self-control?  
Despite the muzzle slurping on my prize  
I'll never cum with this amazing pole  
Until I win the bet - then, no surprise,

I'll shoot my wad as fast as I can cum  
I'll squeeze and stroke until my balls aren't blue  
I'll pump my pecker deep into a bum  
I'll fuck them all! Yes, you! And you! And you.

I can't wait to unleash my monster dick  
When squeezed into a room alone with thee  
Upon some soft and unsuspecting trick  
I'll feed the seed that's long built up in me

I'm not about to blow, or blow this bet;  
That doesn't mean you can stop sucking yet

21

Just ten days left, and each day I adore  
Awaking from the wet dreams just to find  
The awful swollness draping to the floor  
With balls so fat I might just lose my mind

It's getting hard to walk, but that's okay  
Today a gathering of fans came by  
There's always two or three cute guys to play  
They keep my cock from ever going dry

They brought a stuffed chair to the yard out front  
And I relax quite hard upon my throne  
My royal guards engage in quite the hunt  
While drivers-by snap pictures on their phones

A regal scene of lust for hyper fans  
A dozen moaning males stroke base to glans

22

I've outgrown chairs and now prop up between  
A pair of bulging bellies of two skunks  
Who spent the morning putting on a sheen  
For my enormous member; they're such hunks

Each stroke of wet tongue left me blissed and dazed  
They worked from balls to tip and back again  
From gallons of thick pre they were not fazed  
Just as I could not be moved from my zen

They groan and tease and beg for me to shoot  
These weak-willed males who could not last the tour  
They're jealous of my length, now past my foot  
My size encourages these thoughts impure

I have a nagging thought I am betrayed  
They may protect a bet against me made

23

I'm sure about it now; there is no doubt  
These villains seek to make me lose my way  
They gasp and moan and beg and plead and pout  
All while with my big, thick dick they do play

They're trying to get me to pop my top  
They want me shooting loads into the street  
Despite the masturbatory sweatshop  
I manage to enact a full retreat

Their paws tug on my hugeness in my sheath  
The heavy weight remains lodged deep in fuzz  
Their fingers feel so good I grind my teeth  
My insides are filled with a mighty buzz

A week to go is all I have to do  
I steel my nerves and resist lewds anew

24

The city almost cost me lots of cash  
When their inspector said I'll flood the line  
I think I got a pass when he did mash   
His face in to my sac as though to dine

I let him join the others to worship  
With the rest who found a new religion  
My No-Nut November championship  
Encourages a horde of males to sin

I'm thicker round than most can stretch their limbs  
Of late, my growth has been incredible  
Describing risks a lack of synonyms  
I'm not, to be realistic, beddable

I doubt the fervent among them will care  
We'll just see when the time comes how they fare

25

Five days to go and all I see is red  
My vision blurs; I've grown quite hard today  
I feel the blood run hot within my head  
Only outlines of my girth I see sway

Five days to go and all I feel is heat  
My body itches, tingles with its need  
I'm losing confidence that I'll complete  
My lustful urges demand to be freed

Five days to go and all I hear is now  
Adoring crowds of dozens tease my cock  
Their paws are milking my length like a cow  
I fold my ears as their cries bathe my stalk

I'm going to be brave and hold on tight  
I have a feeling I won't last the night

26

I only made it through the night so black  
To see the morning sun arrive with hope  
I beg the mob to please cut me some slack  
All through the night each one responded, "Nope!"

They've levered my huge shaft up from the ground  
It's so enormous that they hide beneath  
They disappear completely 'neath the round  
Urethra pumping from the taut-stretched sheath

I'm pumping gallons of pre by the sec  
It washes over horny males who groan  
And more yet join who gladly made the trek  
To tease and grab a pawful of my bone

When did my bet become so difficult  
As requiring a cock-obsessive cult?

27

The countdown to my liberation starts  
Three days to go and I am feeling smug  
I've humbled all who ogle at my parts  
Resisted all who on my nuts did snug

Three days to go and I can't see my knees  
I'll cum as much as I can - all I please!  
What joy I have to sense this near release  
It's almost like I've mastered these high seas

I'm captain of my ship and sirens damned  
This constant teasing will not stray me now  
Across my awesome girth these hot males fanned  
I won't give in until I take my bow

My confidence and swagger take no hit  
I've only three days left to conquer it

28

My pleasure grows as my tip floods the yard  
The spectacle and noise is growing loud  
The countless livestreams document how hard  
My titan cock is thrashing through the crowd

A bucking bronco couldn't hold a light  
To how my dong moves on its own  
A massive lance that loves to find a fight  
Enveloped by the sycophants who moan

I'm even bigger than I thought I'd get  
It's to the point that I am now but dwarfed  
By towering and pleasured flesh yet set  
On holding back despite a month so morphed

I wonder how long it will take to go  
Back down to the size that I used to know

29

It seems a shame to say I almost failed  
The pleasure grew too hot inside my brain  
If I had cum, my dreams, they would have sailed  
The night was long and torturous - such pain!

The ones who stand to lose a lot of dough  
If I am a success at holding fast  
Together worked to give my dick a blow  
And almost caused a huge orgasmic blast

The foxes, rabbits, mice and all the rest  
The horses, badgers, and the many striped  
The cats and dogs I now think as a pest  
The wolves especially seemed quite too hyped

I will not give in now, for this I swear  
At twelve-oh-one, the first, my seed they'll share

 

30

The final day is here at last - enough!  
Enough of so much teasing, tender strokes  
I've willed myself to live an act so tough  
The deed would break the minds of many folks

I grew much bigger again overnight  
Above me rises this great mighty dong  
It rises up to an imposing height  
It flexes hard and fast and ever strong

Above the crowd of desp'rate males it sways  
They crawl upon each other for a taste  
The news is here to recount all my days  
I give a quickie interview in haste

The minutes count down 'til this bet is won  
I'll never gamble again once I'm done

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