{"sf1_id":1799943,"sf2_id":"XekLg4dm","title":"Jack the pig","author":"furfaggo","words":338,"posted_at":"2021-12-25T03:32:00.000Z","tags":["Shitpost"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1799943-jack-the-pig","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/XekLg4dm","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=1799943\u0026ext=.jpg","description":"","content":"The greywolves watched the classic movie baconator 2 with the new neighbor jack the pig.\n\nYellow scratched Loadedgun ''is this alright? You know this is like a horror movie for\u0026nbsp;him right?\n\nLoadedgun shook his head ''its hilarious.\u0026nbsp;Plus\u0026nbsp;noisy jack deserves it. It was hard for yellow to hear what\n\nloadedgun said as jack screamed in horror at the movie. Loadedgun smiled ''I remember this\n\nscene its iconic just wait for it jack! The baconator looked at the camera \\*sniff\\* ''do I smell bacon?''\n\nLoadedgun looked at yellow more in\u0026nbsp;horror then jack. ''Wait I don't remember him saying that?''\n\nYellow made sure to lock the door ''calm down loadedgun your a gamer and probably forgot.''\n\nLoadedgun smiling at the sweating pig\u0026nbsp;continued ''oh yeah also he only goes after pigs too.''\n\nThe pig fell off his chair once a knock came from the door. ''I will open it guys\u0026nbsp;probably nothing.''\n\nYellow opened the door! It was the baconator! ''Oh its the popular actor arney!'' The baconator\n\ntore the door off. ''No I am the baconator I smell possible live bacon where is the bacon?'' Yellow and\u0026nbsp;\n\nLoadedgun could not find jack the pig! Loadedgun had no words to say as he did not want to\n\nbeat around the baconator's bush. Yellow started to lie ''its just our leftover bacon from the fridge.''\n\nThe baconator stared at yellow........''ok I'll be bacon.'' He left and loadedgun sadly got his words back.\n\n''I thought he was some super killing machine he could not tell that was a lie? Is the baconator real?''\n\nyellow looked at loadedgun disappointedly ''oh great your talking again also no the baconator can't\n\nbe real....the actor is buff enough to tear our-my door off....I think.'' They checked everywhere after\n\nthey were reminded about jack.\u0026nbsp;They took jack's apartment\u0026nbsp;room\u0026nbsp;key he leftover. Still they could not find him.\n\n''No sign of him. Hey I'm hungry want to go get a bite to eat loadedgun?'' Yellow's phone ringed.\n\n''I just heard porkers buffet got restocked from the\u0026nbsp;food shortage\u0026nbsp;earlier!''\u0026nbsp;Loadedgun clapped his\n\npaws ''awesome lets go!''\u0026nbsp;\n\n  \n  \n\n"}