{"sf1_id":1820898,"sf2_id":"rn6rQYpn","title":"Boredom makes you write weird things","author":"0df8","words":193,"posted_at":"2022-02-17T21:08:00.000Z","tags":["Fursuit","Weapon"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1820898-boredom-makes-you-write-weird-things","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/rn6rQYpn","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/7b/4f/7b4f8f01-7a13-4459-a640-591efcfb6704","description":"Additional context:\nThis was a text that was briefly in the public chat in the furry nexus.\nI deleted it after I got notified that text walls are illegal on the server.\nI had for some reason the urge to share this text, so I uploaded it here.\nI'm not a professional writer nor am I interested in becoming one so there might be many mistakes.\nAlso I'm using a tool to correct grammar mistakes, but sometimes it corrects to an entirely different word so that might also be an issue.","content":"Got bored and decided to write some bullshit.  \nContext: this message is a second answer to the qotd: \"Describe your perfect fursuit. What features does it have? Follow me eyes, built in cooling, a moveable jaw? The options are limitless! \"  \n  \nIf I would get a fursuit it should defiantly have a cooling system to protect the from the heat.  \nBut heat is not the only problem, what if someone is attacking me with a ranged weapon?  \nThe answer is easy: 6 surface-to-surface missiles. Of course the enemy might have countermeasures to this so it only makes sense to also have 4 sniper rifles\u0026nbsp; integrated into the suit to dispatch enemy targets should they shot down the surface-to-surface missiles. Now what if the enemy is in an aeroplane? Easy: 10 surface-to-air missiles. But I also have to easily keep track of the enemy air forces so I should also have a radar installed in the fursuit.  \nBut what if the enemy gets into close combat? A chainsword is the answer!  \nNow that I am properly protected I would also have those \"follow me eyes\".  \n  \n\n\u0026nbsp;I hope I don't get attacked by a submarine.  \n  \n\n"}