{"sf1_id":1823192,"sf2_id":"rn9j2R41","title":"Poem - The True Story of Rudolph the Reindeer","author":"Scrub Pine","words":547,"posted_at":"2022-02-24T07:39:00.000Z","tags":["Christmas","Deer","Humor","Parody","Poem","Poetry","Reindeer","rudolph"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1823192-poem-the-true-story-of-rudolph-the-reindeer","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/rn9j2R41","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/e5/bc/e5bc0b94-257d-4410-aa6c-a6146d9f87f8","description":"Fun fact: Did you know that female reindeer have antlers?","content":"The True Story of Rudolph the Reindeer\n\nYou've heard of Dasher, Dancer,/ Prancer and the rest.\n\nSanta's famous reindeer team,/ and perhaps you've heard the best\n\nwas one strange deer named Rudolph/ who had a big red nose.\n\nBut that was really not the reason/ he first became well-known.\n\nNow, you will see in the all the pictures/ of these fabled deer\n\nThey all have great big antlers./ It's obvious. Quite clear.\n\nAnd that's the reason why/ most people will assume\n\nthat it's a team of hearty stags/ that fly across the moon.\n\nBut the thing with reindeers is,/ the does have antlers too.\n\nYes, reindeer gals have BIG ol' racks!/ I'm telling you, it's true!\n\nAnd the ones who bring the presents/ to kids all 'round the world\n\nYes, these ones were all does as well./ Santa's reindeer were all girls!\n\nThat is until old Rudolph/ became the odd man out.\n\nBut it's only of his biright red nose/ that people talk about.\n\nYes, Santa's team was staring/ at that thing so out of place.\n\nIt was big, and red, and shiny,/ but it wasn't on his face...\n\nComet turned to Vixen,/ and whipsered in her ear,\n\n\"What's that thing between her legs?/ She's probably not a deer!\"\n\nBut Vixen was unlike her friend;/ not as innocent herself\n\nCause she was awfully popular/ with the reindeer stable's elves.\n\nBut those little men were nothing/ compared to this new buck.\n\nAt last, the North Pole had a guy/ who she could really fuck!\n\nSo Vixen, she got down and lay/ spread-eagle on the floor\n\nTo show to all the other does/ what this Rudolph boy was for.\n\nRudie jumped up right away,/ eager for the ride.\n\n\"_Oh, GINGERBREAD_!\" cried Vixen,/ as he pushed himself inside.\n\nNow Rudolph was a big one/ and Vixen was so tight\n\nThe two went really at!/ 'Twas _not_a silent night...\n\nThe other deer watch on in awe./ This \"sex\" they'd never had.\n\nBut Vixen's little moans were sweet./ It must not be that bad!\n\nSo when their friend was finally spent/ and couldn't move a lick\n\nEach doe took her turn to ride/ on Rudie's bright, red dick.\n\nThe word it spread 'round quickly,/ about the team's new stud\n\nand it didn't take too long before/ the whole Arctic was abuzz.\n\nEvery gal was awfully curious/ (and some fellas too)\n\nSo they all came by to see just what/ this special deer could do.\n\nNone cared to sit on Santa's lap./ Such things had lost their thrill.\n\nRudolph was the one to see/ to get your stocking filled!\n\nEveryone agreed he was/ the best they ever felt.\n\nOne day he met an eskimo/ and made her igloo melt.\n\nAnd the elf girls had their candy canes/ but said it felt the best\n\nWhen Rudolph's reindeer games would make/ their little pussies stretch.\n\nSo, now you know the truth about/ the most famous deer of all.\n\nAnd how it not his nose that counts/ but his _juicy_dick and balls.\n\nNow Santa's workshop is a place/ of merriment and mirth.\n\nBut truthfully, with all the sex/ it _does_cut in to work...\n\nRudolph's very special gifts/ fill all with joy and cheer.\n\nAnd that is why the reindeer team/ only works one day a year.\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"Poetry","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1824514-poem-the-goblin-queen.json"}}