# Anon and Dash: Adventures in Futa-heat

Author: Futafag_anon
Tags: 69, Anal, Anthro, Big Boobs, Bisexual, Cock Worship, Creampie, Equine, First Time, Greentext, Heat, Hermaphrodite, Interspecies, Male, Missionary, Musk, Sex, Size Difference, Virgin, intersex

#1 of Dear Lord why do I do this?

Poor Anon gets to experience the ins and outs of anthro-futa horse estrus; in Greentext format.
I generally don't write in GT, but I've found it's the only way I can actually write smut to completion. Feedback would be appreciated.

\>Be me  
\>2 months into being sent into God forsaken pastel horse land  
\>On the bright side, they're all anthros  
\>That's not really a bright side  
\>More just means the \*possibility\* of sex  
\>Probably not though  
\>Still, things aren't too bad  
\>Managed to get my own place on the outskirts of town  
\>Probably because it was run down  
\>And the property owner was moving  
\>And didn't want to have to worry about renovating it  
\>Nice mare though  
\>Holed up there for a while  
\>NEET.png  
\>Just focused on fixing the place up  
\>Looks somewhat livable now  
\>Spend the whole day listening to the Ace Combat 2 soundtrack  
\>Knockoff top-gun ost is best ost  
\>Suddenly there's a knock on the door  
\>Groan and get up from the bed  
\>Jack off time can wait  
\>Open the door to see who it is  
\>It's that blue one with the weird rainbow hair  
\>The tomboy, if rumor has it correct  
\>"Hey! Anon, right? You...uh...mind helping me out a little?"  
\>Because when has helping a total stranger ever gone wrong?  
\>Still, that chest...  
\>Very enticing  
\>Then again, not a total retard  
\>Shrug, say that you only just got the place looking half-decent  
\>"Well, I can pay rent then!"  
\>Didn't she live in a fucking cloud or some shit?  
\>Ask her about it  
\>"It...got repossessed."  
\>All of my wut  
\>How?  
\>Ask  
\>"So...I...may...have not filled out the right forms to make it..."  
\>Ah yes  
\>Government bullshit  
\>Understand completely  
\>Invite her inside  
\>Immediately realize something is wrong  
\>Very wrong  
\>How the fuck does she live in clouds?  
\>How did that not cross my mind?  
\>Ask once more  
\>"Oh, because I'm a Pegasus! We can all walk on clouds, duh."  
\>Don't look amused  
\>"Oh, right. Not a pony. Sorry...heh."  
\>Just shake head  
\>Forget anything was ever said  
\>Move on  
\>Start asking about herself  
\>Tells me everything  
\>EVERYTHING  
\>All the things I never wanted to know and more  
\>Apparently did fight a bunch of weird monsters  
\>Decide not to question if that's legit  
\>Knowing what I've seen of this place?  
\>Probably is  
\>Then she slips something in  
\>Barely catch it in between her ramblings  
\>"...then there's the fact I'm a futa and..."  
\>Stop her from continuing on  
\>She's a \*what\*?  
\>"Yeah, futa. Like, I have a dick and stuff."  
\>Call bullshit  
\>She gets a very weird look on her face  
\>Almost like she want's to call a bluff or something  
\>Pulls down her pants just a bit  
\>HOLYSHITNIGGERTHAT'SAHUGEDICKWHATTHEFUCK.jpg  
\>She starts losing her shit  
\>Literally on the floor   
\>Rolling  
\>How the fuck does she hide that thing?  
\>Totally confused  
\>Mildly concerned  
\>Clench ass to prevent sudden penetration  
\>Well, that implies she's even into dudes  
\>Could just be into mares  
\>Let's hope that's the case  
\>"Damn Anon, your face was priceless!"  
\>Gets up and dusts herself off  
\>Gives me a shit eating grin  
\>Wait  
\>No that looks genuine  
\>Just tell her that rent is 100 a month  
\>She looks a bit surprised  
\>Don't need much money  
\>Food isn't that much  
\>...mostly because these people don't or can't eat meat  
\>Have to hunt basically all my protein  
\>Mention that to her  
\>She snickers and mutters something  
\>Don't bother trying to get it out of her  
\>Don't want to know  
\>2 weeks go by  
\>Things are going alright  
\>Occasionally catch her trying to beat off in the living room  
\>Why doesn't she just do it in her room like a normal person?  
\>Starts getting all weird around me  
\>Become scared for my life  
\>Worry for the sanctity of my anus  
\>Finally she brings it up at breakfast  
\>"S-so...Anon...yooooooooou ever get in heat?"  
\>All of my wat  
\>Part two  
\>Electric futaloo  
\>Tell her humans don't go into heat  
\>She nods along  
\>Ask her flat out if she's in heat  
\>"W-well...I'm...not saying I'm not...."  
\>She's gonna ask me to fuck her  
\>Know this is gonna be the case  
\>Mentally prep myself not to spew spaghetti  
\>"...buuut I might need your help with this."  
\>Look at her  
\>Do I?  
\>I do  
\>Agree, somewhat reluctantly  
\>She beams a smile at me  
\>Already I worry  
\>"I'm just gonna go and get ready! I'll be back soon!"  
\>She practically bolts out the door  
\>I'm gonna be taking it up the ass, aren't I?  
\>Pray that isn't the case  
\>Slowly make my way into my room  
\>Lock the door  
\>She walks back in  
\>Door squeaks loudly whenever anyone opens it  
\>"Heeeeeey Anon~ I had Twi make me a biiit more comfortable for you~"  
\>Hear her stripping  
\>Probably  
\>Smell hits me like a truck  
\>Shower doesn't work  
\>Been bathing in a clean lake nearby  
\>She hasn't  
\>Easy to tell  
\>Why am I getting hard?  
\>WHY AM I GETTING HARD?!  
\>Quietly ask if there's any way she can reconsider  
\>"Getting cold feet? I get it Anon~ But don't worry, I'll be nice and gentle!"  
\>Don't believe it for a second  
\>Realize my door isn't locked  
\>Sprint to the door  
\>Door opens before I get to it  
\>Run headfirst into Dash's tits  
\>Holy fuck they're big  
\>Soft  
\>Squishy  
\>Like a really expensive pillow that's been warmed  
\>There's a short, soft fuzz on them too  
\>However there's a very hard something against my chest  
\>Shirt is getting wet  
\>Ewww  
\>EWWW  
\>FUCK  
\>Try and back off  
\>She stops me  
\>"Aw come on Anon! Don't be a bitch. Come oooooon."  
\>She squeezes me into a hug  
\>Almost be convinced to just let it happen  
\>NOPE  
\>There's still a foot long rod throbbing against my chest  
\>Give her a pleading look  
\>She just pulls me up into a kiss  
\>Shockingly plump and soft lips  
\>She sneaks a bit of tongue in as well  
\>That I'm not complaining about  
\>Starts walking me back to the bed  
\>Tosses me on  
\>Starts to strip my pants  
\>Then my underwear  
\>Puts her nose right against my own balls and takes a deep sniff in  
\>"Fuuuuck Anon, you smell really good~ Almost as good as I do..."  
\>Don't want to know what she smells like  
\>She goes in for a 69  
\>Guess I don't have a choice  
\>Heavy  
\>Mare  
\>Cock  
\>In my face  
\>Leaking just a bit of pre onto it  
\>God it stank  
\>But God was it getting me off  
\>Shudder a bit as Dash licks my cock head  
\>Obviously she knows what she's doing  
\>Hesitantly give hers a lick back  
\>Tongue spreads a little over the broad head in front of me  
\>Tastes salty  
\>Really salty  
\>Sweat salty  
\>Makes sense  
\>Not exactly a bad taste  
\>Smell was still almost unbearable  
\>She takes the lick as permission to shove it into my mouth  
\>Goes in way easier than I would have hoped  
\>Hear her moan a bit  
\>Almost sounded like my name  
\>worrying.png  
\>Dash starts right for my ass  
\>Lucky for her, I wash  
\>Begins to dig her tongue into my anus  
\>Pleasures never before felt  
\>My God  
\>Never dared do ass stuff before  
\>BUT THIS  
\>This is changing my mind  
\>Then she starts to thrust her hips  
\>Her engorged fuckstick begins to sink deeper into my throat  
\>She knows I can't take it all  
\>Right?  
\>R-right?  
\>She keeps at it for a while  
\>Then she stops  
\>Pulls herself out of my mouth  
\>Swear I could hear a \*pop\* as it did  
\>She digs around on the floor for something  
\>Feel a cold gel smear against my back door  
\>worryintensifies.png  
\>Re-orientates herself  
\>Face to face  
\>She's blushing heavily  
\>Gives me a confident smirk  
\>Good to know at least one of us is confident  
\>Starts kissing me again  
\>Really getting into it  
\>Feel what's obviously her cock push against my anus  
\>It goes in  
\>Feel nothing  
\>At least not the sharp pain I expected to  
\>Then she starts to fuck me  
\>Fast  
\>Fucking mating pressing me too  
\>Feel her full balls slap against my ass  
\>Is this really what I want?  
\>Bottoming to this futa horse?  
\>...  
\>Fuck it  
\>Leglock her  
\>Lets out a surprised moan, but then doubles down by kissing me all over  
\>My face  
\>My neck  
\>My lips  
\>All of it  
\>Can tell she's really enjoying this  
\>"Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck~ Anonhowareyousotight!?~"  
\>She finds my prostate  
\>Hits it a lot  
\>Cum within seconds  
\>Most intense orgasm of my life  
\>Hips begin to buck upwards  
\>My jizz hits her as it leaves me  
\>Gives me a knowing glance before frenching me again  
\>Finally her thrusting gets quicker and more shallow  
\>Know what's coming  
\>Give it to me you fucking fag  
\>She tries to respond but all I can hear is her sexual grunting  
\>She bottoms out   
\>Hilts herself inside me  
\>Feel her flare puff up  
\>Then her cum  
\>Ohshitnigger  
\>That's a lot  
\>Her wings straighten out as she busts inside   
\>Hugs me tightly  
\>Her tits squish against my bare chest  
\>Shit is so fucking cash  
\>About 5 minutes pass with her laying on top of me  
\>Cuddling  
\>Kissing one another  
\>Generally that sort of nice, aftercare stuff I appreciate  
\>Eventually she starts to pull out  
\>With a wet pop, her formerly flared head finally slides out of my ass  
\>Already I can slowly feel her bloating sperm begin to leak out  
\>Hear her swear under her breath, and run over to the bathroom  
\>No idea how she knew where it was  
\>Brings back a towel  
\>Starts to wipe me off  
\>"Least I can do, eh Anon?"  
\>Yeah yeah  
\>Eventually make my way into the shower  
\>CLEANSING.wav  
\>Eventually leave the comforting hot water  
\>Find dash sitting at the table  
\>Change of clothes  
\>Ask where she got it  
\>"Dude, you were in there for a while. I got all my stuff from my old place already."  
\>Ask how it was all able to stay up in a cloud  
\>She pauses  
\>Looks confused  
\>"I...shit, I have no idea."  
\>Shrug it off and go to change into some actual clothes  
\>Feel her come up behind me  
\>Puts her arms around my torso  
\>Head back into her bust  
\>Hellyeah  
\>"Hope you're not mad..."  
\>Tell her it's fine  
\>Really  
\>It is  
\>Go over to my bed  
\>Still mostly clean  
\>Collapse onto it  
\>Sleep  
\>Have dream about blue horsecocks  
\>God fucking damn it Dash

Source: https://sofurry.com/s/rn65a2Gm
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