{"sf1_id":191323,"sf2_id":"ynZQZxkm","title":"the wolf and the sheep","author":"Tantorog","words":513,"posted_at":"2010-11-02T16:34:00.000Z","tags":["Other"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/191323-the-wolf-and-the-sheep","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/ynZQZxkm","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/9b/e3/9be35100-8990-4338-9c33-556fc9da27a6","description":"","content":"  \n  \n\nThe wolf and the sheep  \n  \nOnce upon a time there was a sheep.  \nA wild one, grassing day in day out.  \n  \nOne day it arrived at a place that looked a bit like a mess,  \nthere was a lot of stuff gathered together.  \n  \nIt seemed like it was actually a lost, but that was just the first impression.  \n  \nSuddenly from behind was a deep voice coming:  \nLooking for someone to have a meal with, eh?  \n  \nThe sheep turned around and looked into the face of a wolf, and said: actually no, since Im a vegetarian...  \n  \nI could eat you now, you know the wolf growled.  \n  \nI hardly imagine you being able to eat me! the sheep meant  \n  \nAh yea? Why not? the wolf replied  \n  \nI wouldnt even fit in your tummy the sheep said  \n  \nThe wolf laughed out loudly, we wolves can eat 10 goats at once in one meal, hahaha.  \n  \nNot far from the place a horde of goates was grassing.  \n  \nThe sheep was seeing that and said to the wolf, Hah if you really can, then show me!  \n  \nNothing easier than that! the wolf replied and was already running into an attack position.  \n  \nit was one hell of a noise, and dust and dirt, but quite soon it was quiet again and the horde literally ended up in smoke.\n\n\u0026nbsp; The wolf returned slowly, having a big belly.  \n  \nUfff, and? Is that good enough? I said 10, but for you I broke the record and ate 15, bwahhh  \n  \nThe sheep then asked: and what do you drink after such a meal usually?  \n  \nOne bottle of nice red wine, but for YOU I will drink one barrel, to show how much we wolves can really drink  \n  \nthe heavy wolf went portly over to a quite big barrel he had put onto some branch forks already to tap from it.  \n  \nHe threw the the mugs away, put his muzzle on the orifice and opened it.  \nThe red wine poured down quickly, and you could slowly see his gut increasing, the wine also made him soon so heavy that it threw him to sit down.  \n  \nAnd the wine continued pouring down his throat and his tummy became rounder and rounder.  \n  \nAs the barrel was empty the wolf was unable to move.  \n  \nHick!  \n  \nhe became a large, round fluffy ball with his big smelling footpaws in front of him showing up.  \n  \nThe wolf was also so drunk that he could barely say a clear word anymore.  \n  \ntrying to caressing his large belly, which he could not even enclose with his arms anymore he said to the sheep:  \nLalll tolsha a would manash sis all, hick!  \n  \n\n\u0026nbsp; The sheep simply replied nice, but you havent eaten me, haha, and I can continue my way  \n  \nAnd so the sheep left.  \n  \nThe wolf was so perplex but basically too drunk and fat anyway, that he simply let himself fall on his back, his tummy swooshing and woobling around.  \n  \nhis tongue hanging out his muzzle he said to himself:  \nlall never twa so eat a seep ngn!, hick  \n  \n\u0026nbsp;  \n  \n\n"}