{"sf1_id":1914547,"sf2_id":"7ejYWYZ1","title":"Fursuit Problems by Alpha Wolfio","author":"alphawolfio","words":105,"posted_at":"2022-11-01T08:09:00.000Z","tags":["Cost","Cute","Expensive","Fursona","Fursuit","Poem","Stole","You","clothing","color","fabric","maker","mean","what"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1914547-fursuit-problems-by-alpha-wolfio","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/7ejYWYZ1","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/68/c2/68c2ee58-8c0a-486c-99a5-aac8eb86a0e5","description":"#5 of Poetry\n\nA poem about fursuits and the many problems they may have.","content":"What do you mean that there's a delay?\n\nWhat do you mean it costs 5k?\u0026nbsp;\n\nWhat do you mean it is not the right color?\n\nWhat do you mean it looks like another?\u0026nbsp;\n\nWhat do you mean it got lost in shipping?\n\nWhat do you mean that the fabric is ripping?\n\nWhat do you mean that someone stole it?\n\nWhat do you mean a scammer sold it?\n\nWhat do you mean that the fursuit is not perfect?\u0026nbsp;\n\nWhat do you mean the maker is inept?\n\nWhat do you mean when I am having fun in suit?\n\nWhat do you mean when you said I'm cute?\n\n  \n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"Poetry","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1913987-the-fox-from-the-box-by-alpha-wolfio.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1914553-the-lyin-lion-named-lyon-by-alpha-wolfio.json"}}