{"sf1_id":191619,"sf2_id":"7ejPrE4n","title":"Taco Bell","author":"Burger","words":165,"posted_at":"2010-11-03T17:04:00.000Z","tags":["Poem","Poetry","beefy","bell","burrito","taco"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/191619-taco-bell","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/7ejPrE4n","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/28/e0/28e09a93-9a34-45cf-bcf4-1b27c4119d76","description":"#1 of lolwut?","content":"Your carriage floats to my window  \nSweet perfume fills my nose  \nClose to perfection, my selection  \nthat nobody knows.  \n  \nBecause  \n  \nyou are my secret,  \nmy late night escape  \nfolded with expertise  \nin your paper cape.  \n  \nThe bell is still lit, my meaty prince  \nDon't leave me here just yet  \nLet's dance the night, our lives away  \nand not reflect on how we met.  \n  \nA lover so complex, all sides that brought you fame  \nEvery single layer that sets my heart aflame.  \nOh Capsaicin, make the fire rise!  \nIt heats my face, it hurts my eyes  \n  \nNobody could love your harmful nature quite as I do.  \n  \nMy cheesy master, My bean-filled lord;  \nYou are beyond compare  \nFinely crafted, soft as silk  \nNobody is as fair.  \n  \nGod stood from his throne,  \nHis proclamation shook the sky.  \nIn his hand, ingredients shone  \nToo holy for bare eye.  \n  \n\"A gift from the heavens  \nSin, it will never know.  \nI bestow to you, with fire sauce  \nBeefy five layer Burrito.\"\n\n  \n  \n\n"}