{"sf1_id":1930896,"sf2_id":"ZeqQNBGe","title":"Jingle Bells, COPPA Locks","author":"EmeraldiatheKitty","words":174,"posted_at":"2022-12-09T21:09:00.000Z","tags":["COPPA","Christmas","Christmas song","Jingle Bells","Parody"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1930896-jingle-bells-coppa-locks","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/ZeqQNBGe","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/d2/3c/d23cff61-39aa-4160-b46a-a26d031b2df3","description":"A Christmas Song Jingle Bells Parody of COPPA.\nLast Year, YouTube complies with COPPA marked \"Made for Kids\" Content.\nI'll be Posting to Pixiv Later.","content":"Harshing through the internet\n\nand a Child's Account Closed.\n\nOh the mrs. fields we no\n\nBratting all the internet\n\nAndrew Smith created COPPA\n\nMaking accounts locked.\n\nbut why is the COPPA Complied\n\nto the Websites Oh\n\nJingle bells, COPPA Locks,\n\nTracking on the Kids\n\nOh, why no it is to Lock Account\n\nand the Kid is Underage User, hey!\n\nJingle bells, COPPA Locks,\n\nTracking on the Kids\n\nOh, why no it is to Lock Account\n\nand the Kid is Underage User hey\n\nNow children will be Safe Forever\n\nJoining the 13+ Websites that are too young\n\nGetting a bailed fine is $40,000\n\nsaying \"Try YouTube kids app\".\n\nWhich results in YouTube\n\nmarking \"Made for Kids Content\"\n\nyou won't create a new account\n\nAnd you will be screwed\n\nOh, Jingle bells, COPPA Locks,\n\nTracking on the Kids\n\nOh, why no it is to Lock Account\n\nand the Kid is Underage User, hey!\n\nJingle bells, COPPA Locks,\n\nTracking on the Kids\n\nOh, why no it is to Lock Account\n\nand the Kid is Underage User hey!\n\n  \n  \n\n"}