# 69 Corinthians 69:69-69

Author: Diogenes Shandor- Bio Major and Cynic
Tags: Bible, Humor, Parody, Religious satire, Satire, porn

Porn is impatient, porn is unkind. It is covetous, boastful, and arrogant. It is rude, self-seeking, and angry. It is a record of wrongs. It rejoices in unrighteousness. It bares everything and believes in nothing. It is there when righteousness and communication and thought vanish away. And when that which is perfect comes, righteousness shall indeed vanish.  
  
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but now I consume adult content. Yea now I see through a glass, darkly, and there are boobs pressed against it.  
  
Now abideth sex, drugs, and rock-and-roll, these three; but the greatest of these is sex.

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