{"sf1_id":1994301,"sf2_id":"V1YBREye","title":"Joshua's Feast","author":"fiddlecipher","words":597,"posted_at":"2023-05-30T16:41:00.000Z","tags":["Pokemon","Umbreon","Vore"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1994301-joshua-s-feast","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/V1YBREye","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/11/cb/11cb8877-ed7e-4cf1-8b80-9376ee67e607","description":"This is just a silly parody of Butcher Pete by Roy Brown.","content":"Hey everybody, did the news get around\n\nAbout an Umbreon named Joshua\n\nOh Josh just strolled into this town\n\nAnd he's eating up anything that moves\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'\n\nHe just never, never, ever gets full\n\nJoshua has a warm, slimy maw\n\nHe starts chowin' down and don't know when to stop\n\nAll you Trainers better watch for his paws\n\n'Cause Josh don't care whose team he eats\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'\n\nHe just chomps, guzzles, gulps those teams\n\n\\*Jazzy Interlude\\*\n\nEver since Josh came into town\n\nHe's been havin' a buffet\n\nJust eating everything for miles around\n\nIt all ends up in his belly\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'\n\nHe Dynamaxes, devours, delights in tasty treats\n\nWakes up early in the day\n\nStuffs himself silly 'till he's 'bout to burst\n\nI don't see how he stays so thin\n\nUses Reviver Seeds to save his prey\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'\n\nHe just chomps, gulps, savors the squirms\n\n\\*Saxophone Interlude\\*\n\nThe military tried to shut down\n\n'Ole Josh's all you can eat buffet\n\nBut Joshua just wolfed them down\n\nLike they were a tasty fried fillet\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'\n\nHe just guzzles, belches, goes for some more\n\nThat Joshua is an old school Umbreon\n\nHe's got those striking yellow rings and eyes\n\nHe swallows up anything he can get\n\nSay, flip this cassette over, you ain't heard nothin' yet\n\nWell, sometimes Josh's food comes to him\n\nNever turns down willing meals, he's no dummy\n\nHappily sends them down to his tummy\n\nBelches, purrs, sniffs around for some more\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'\n\nSwallows cars down whole, lets his belly handle the rest\n\nThere's a Trainer who's 22, lives down the street\n\nHe\u0026nbsp; managed to win the heart of the beast\n\nGives Joshua whatever he wants to eat\n\nEven his own team if Josh wants to feast\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'\n\nHe just adores his new Trainer's taste\n\n\\*Jazzy Interlude\\*\n\nJosh went to the army base one Friday night\n\nHe gave the Sergeant a fit\n\nThat silly 'Bree raised the alarm\n\nWhen he went snackin' on some fighter jets\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin'\n\nHe chomps, gulps, guzzles 'em down\n\nWell the army came at him again\n\nSent tanks and helicopters galore\n\nAll the firepower was in vain\n\nJosh snapped up the troops then wagged his tail for more\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin' (You'd best watch out)\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin' (He's still not full)\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin' (He's on the prowl)\n\nHe tenses, leaps, snaps up the choppers\n\n\\*Jazzy Interlude\\*\n\nJosh came back from the battle\n\nHis belly bigger than ever\n\nHis Trainer came right on over\n\nRubbed his big tummy all night long\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin' (He's relentless)\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin' (His appetite is bottomless)\n\nHe's chompin' and slurpin' and snackin' (But he ain't heartless)\n\nHe just chomps, slurps, savors those snacks!\n\n  \n  \n\n"}