{"sf1_id":2003970,"sf2_id":"5nzZWjan","title":"Boxing Tiger (ADHG)","author":"PapaDelta","words":293,"posted_at":"2023-06-18T04:51:27.000Z","tags":["ADHG","Greentext","HMOFA","Human","Humor","Interspecies","Tiger","boxing"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/2003970-boxing-tiger-adhg","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/5nzZWjan","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/d9/08/d908b9b0-8a30-4def-8878-8a740f6459e2","description":"A human boxer finally meets his match.  \n  \n~300 words","content":"\\\u003eHuman keeps winning fight after fight\n\n\\\u003eNot because he's actually beating the anthro, but because none of his anthro opponents want to be known as \"That girl who beat up a defenseless little humie on live television\"\n\n\\\u003eTime after time he works up a sweat punching, kicking, and juking his way to victory, never noticing how his opponents were barely even reacting to his hits until at some random point faking a heavy blow and dropping to the floor\n\n\\\u003eHe finally gets to a well experienced tiger woman who has too much pride on the line to go down so easily\n\n\\\u003eShe lets him tire himself out while effortlessly blocking all of his punches\n\n\\\u003eWhen he seems to be slowing down she throws the lightest possible punch she can, her boxing glove landing squarely on his cheek\n\n\\\u003eThe human stumbles backwards a few steps, then falls to the ground, limp\n\n\\\u003eShe puts her gloves to her cheeks and screams so loud the whole audience hears it\n\n\\\u003e\"OH MY GOD I JUST KILLED HIM!\"\n\n\\\u003eAfter throwing her gloves off she rushes towards his prone body, lifting his shoulders onto her lap and cradling his head in her muscular arms\n\n\\\u003eShe briefly stops her animated sobbing when his eyes slowly open, staring deliriously into her golden irises\n\n\\\u003eShe leans her head down when he opens his mouth and in a slurred whisper says...\n\n\\\u003e\"I was going easy on ya, you big pretty kitty cat\"\n\n\\\u003eShe smiles warmly at his signs of life, perhaps humans were not so fragile after all\n\n\\\u003eShe would have to test this hypothesis further, after she carries him to the ambulance already waiting outside\n\n\\\u003eThough she has a feeling further fights with him would be more horizontal than vertical in nature","series":{"name":"Garden of Greens (Anthology)","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/2003969-mrs-claws-adhg.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/2003971-anthro-soldier-occupation-adhg.json"}}