# Boxing Tiger (ADHG) Author: PapaDelta Tags: ADHG, Greentext, HMOFA, Human, Humor, Interspecies, Tiger, boxing A human boxer finally meets his match. ~300 words \>Human keeps winning fight after fight \>Not because he's actually beating the anthro, but because none of his anthro opponents want to be known as "That girl who beat up a defenseless little humie on live television" \>Time after time he works up a sweat punching, kicking, and juking his way to victory, never noticing how his opponents were barely even reacting to his hits until at some random point faking a heavy blow and dropping to the floor \>He finally gets to a well experienced tiger woman who has too much pride on the line to go down so easily \>She lets him tire himself out while effortlessly blocking all of his punches \>When he seems to be slowing down she throws the lightest possible punch she can, her boxing glove landing squarely on his cheek \>The human stumbles backwards a few steps, then falls to the ground, limp \>She puts her gloves to her cheeks and screams so loud the whole audience hears it \>"OH MY GOD I JUST KILLED HIM!" \>After throwing her gloves off she rushes towards his prone body, lifting his shoulders onto her lap and cradling his head in her muscular arms \>She briefly stops her animated sobbing when his eyes slowly open, staring deliriously into her golden irises \>She leans her head down when he opens his mouth and in a slurred whisper says... \>"I was going easy on ya, you big pretty kitty cat" \>She smiles warmly at his signs of life, perhaps humans were not so fragile after all \>She would have to test this hypothesis further, after she carries him to the ambulance already waiting outside \>Though she has a feeling further fights with him would be more horizontal than vertical in nature Source: https://sofurry.com/s/5nzZWjan Part of the series Garden of Greens (Anthology) Previous: https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/2003969-mrs-claws-adhg.md Next: https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/2003971-anthro-soldier-occupation-adhg.md