{"sf1_id":2007383,"sf2_id":"3eglkaBm","title":"Bird Wife (HMOFA)","author":"PapaDelta","words":291,"posted_at":"2023-06-22T23:26:23.000Z","tags":["Bird","Contemporary","Greentext","HMOFA","Human","Humor","Second Person","Slice of Life"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/2007383-bird-wife-hmofa","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/3eglkaBm","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/e7/0a/e70ae4df-cac4-487b-9706-9301f258672f","description":"A man accidentally causes one his bird wife's instincts to kick in.  \n  \n~300 words","content":"\\\u003eThe soft glow of sunrise lulls you into a state of awareness\n\n\\\u003eYou open your tired eyes and you're met with the wrinkled sheets of the bed you're laying on\n\n\\\u003eBeside you is your wonderful bird wife\n\n\\\u003eNot quite mustering up the energy to get up, much less move away from the heat radiating off her feathers, you stay in silent bliss for several more minutes\n\n\\\u003eBut eventually you do need to get up\n\n\\\u003eSo you roll over onto your back and lean forward\n\n\\\u003ePutting your arms up to stretch your stiff muscles you feel a mighty yawn coming on and turn your head to the ceiling\n\n\\\u003e\"AAAAAHHHHhhhhhhh-mrmph!\"\n\n\\\u003eYou don't know what, but something just got thrown into your mouth\n\n\\\u003eAfter gagging a bit and spitting the fruity objects past your lips you see that they're...gummy bears?\n\n\\\u003eYou look to your wife sheepishly holding a bag of the things, her entire body says sorry without speaking it\n\n\\\u003e\"Babe, why did you just do that?\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Well you, uhhh, kind of looked hungry.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"...what?\" You say dumbly\n\n\\\u003e\"Come on anon! We just woke up, your mouth was open, you looked just like a starving chick begging for food!\"\n\n\\\u003eYour eyes drift down to the bag of gummy bears she was holding\n\n\\\u003e\"And the candy? I thought you said you trying to eat healthier.\"\n\n\\\u003eShe quickly throws the bag under the bed as if you might forget about them if they were out of sight\n\n\\\u003e\"Just some gummy bears I forgot I had under there.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"uh huh\" You say with a disbelieving tone\n\n\\\u003eYa, you were totally raiding her stash under the bed the next time she wasn't looking\n\n\\\u003eYou hope she has some funyuns hidden under there, you love those salty little bastards","series":{"name":"Garden of Greens (Anthology)","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/2007379-slasher-waifur-adhg.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/2013656-dennys-dragon-hmofa.json"}}