# Bird Wife (HMOFA) Author: PapaDelta Tags: Bird, Contemporary, Greentext, HMOFA, Human, Humor, Second Person, Slice of Life A man accidentally causes one his bird wife's instincts to kick in. ~300 words \>The soft glow of sunrise lulls you into a state of awareness \>You open your tired eyes and you're met with the wrinkled sheets of the bed you're laying on \>Beside you is your wonderful bird wife \>Not quite mustering up the energy to get up, much less move away from the heat radiating off her feathers, you stay in silent bliss for several more minutes \>But eventually you do need to get up \>So you roll over onto your back and lean forward \>Putting your arms up to stretch your stiff muscles you feel a mighty yawn coming on and turn your head to the ceiling \>"AAAAAHHHHhhhhhhh-mrmph!" \>You don't know what, but something just got thrown into your mouth \>After gagging a bit and spitting the fruity objects past your lips you see that they're...gummy bears? \>You look to your wife sheepishly holding a bag of the things, her entire body says sorry without speaking it \>"Babe, why did you just do that?" \>"Well you, uhhh, kind of looked hungry." \>"...what?" You say dumbly \>"Come on anon! We just woke up, your mouth was open, you looked just like a starving chick begging for food!" \>Your eyes drift down to the bag of gummy bears she was holding \>"And the candy? I thought you said you trying to eat healthier." \>She quickly throws the bag under the bed as if you might forget about them if they were out of sight \>"Just some gummy bears I forgot I had under there." \>"uh huh" You say with a disbelieving tone \>Ya, you were totally raiding her stash under the bed the next time she wasn't looking \>You hope she has some funyuns hidden under there, you love those salty little bastards Source: https://sofurry.com/s/3eglkaBm Part of the series Garden of Greens (Anthology) Previous: https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/2007379-slasher-waifur-adhg.md Next: https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/2013656-dennys-dragon-hmofa.md