{"sf1_id":2013656,"sf2_id":"AnKvkRXm","title":"Dennys Dragon (HMOFA)","author":"PapaDelta","words":483,"posted_at":"2023-06-30T04:12:34.000Z","tags":["Dragon","Drama","Food","Greentext","HMOFA","Human","Humor","SFW","Second Person"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/2013656-dennys-dragon-hmofa","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/AnKvkRXm","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/9c/60/9c604436-3947-4d57-a5d7-e2d17be3fadd","description":"A dragon anthro enters a lasting despair when Dennys™ stops serving the promotional menu for the Hobbit movies. Her husband intervenes.  \n  \n~500 words","content":"\\\u003eYour scaly wife is sobbing wildly into your shoulder\n\n\\\u003e\"I-I-I just wanted one more taste, just one more taste goddamnit. Why must everything I love in this life be fleeting?! My existence is nothing more than an unending stream of misery now that I will never have another Bowman's™ Brew™ Pumpkin™ Coffee™, or another hearty plate of Bilbo's™ Breakfast™ Feast™. Why-why-why-WHYWHY?! \"\n\n\\\u003eYou pat her on the shoulder and the cries of anguish continue\n\n\\\u003eLooking around you're glad there weren't many people outside the Dennys™ right now\n\n\\\u003eYour wife was normally so even tempered, but when the waitress told her the promotional menu had been discontinued she ran out crying\n\n\\\u003eHer loud cries gradually die down to quiet whimpers and you continue to stroke her back, your shoulder now soaking with her tears\n\n\\\u003eIt breaks your heart to see her like this, but what to do about it?\n\n\\\u003eIt takes several days and nights of experimentation and hard work to get everything just right but you think you've finally done it\n\n\\\u003eAfter setting breakfast down onto the table you move to the bottom of the stairs and call your wife down\n\n\\\u003eShe rubs the sleep out of her eyes as she sees you in a unusually chipper mood\n\n\\\u003e\"Honey? Why are you up so early? It's the weekend.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"I made breakfast and wanted you to eat before it got cold.\"\n\n\\\u003eHer face droops, just the word breakfast was all it took to put her in a grim mood now\n\n\\\u003e\"O-Okay honey...\"\n\n\\\u003eBut the second she rounds the corner her face lightens up with childlike excitement\n\n\\\u003eFor a few moments she's too surprised to speak\n\n\\\u003eYou nudge her on the side to bring her out of her food induced daze\n\n\\\u003e\"Honey Cake French Toast? Sweet Potato Pecan Pancakes? Oh my god, you even recreated Bilbo's Breakfast Feast. Honey...\"\n\n\\\u003eShe looks to you with a wide smile and hugs you tightly, her claws almost tearing your shirt\n\n\\\u003eThe entire meal she's beaming with joy, remarking how your cooking isn't as good as Dennys is, it's even better!\n\n\\\u003eWhen she stuffs the last crispy hashbrown down her gullet she leans back in her chair in a blissful stupor\n\n\\\u003eAfter pouring yourself another homemade Bowmans Brew Pumpkin Coffee you look up to her with a sly grin\n\n\\\u003e\"Babe?\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Huh?\" She lazily blurts out\n\n\\\u003e\"You full?\"\n\n\\\u003eShe just nods her head up and down, her food coma too strong to let her do anything else\n\n\\\u003e\"Good, good, but there was one last thing I made that you have yet to try.\"\n\n\\\u003eShe perks up just a bit\n\n\\\u003e\"And what's that?\"\n\n\\\u003e\"My Hearty Breakfast Sausage, though I guess we can make it my Hearty Brunch Sausage if you want some time to nap a bit.\"\n\n\\\u003eShe stares at you with a lusty glare, licks her lips, then...falls asleep right there on the chair\n\n\\\u003eHearty Brunch Sausage it is then","series":{"name":"Garden of Greens (Anthology)","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/2007383-bird-wife-hmofa.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/2013657-good-boy-adhg.json"}}