{"sf1_id":2027494,"sf2_id":"Rm0O0NQe","title":"Midnight Bone (WIFWOLF)","author":"PapaDelta","words":1374,"posted_at":"2023-07-22T04:12:53.000Z","tags":["Contemporary","Drama","Forest","Greentext","HMOFA","Human","Humor","SFW","Second Person","Werewolf"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/2027494-midnight-bone-wifwolf","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/Rm0O0NQe","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/62/ce/62ce4772-e7f9-4eef-b36b-358689ba6ee0","description":"A guy goes out into a spooky abandoned forest, encounters a werewolf, gets accused of being a racist even though he has plenty of werewolf friends.  \n  \n~1,400 words","content":"\\\u003eWhat a stupid idea this whole thing was\n\n\\\u003eHiking into the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night, trying to sneak into an abandoned mental asylum to get some nice urbex photos and brag to all your friends, maybe bring back a souvenir or two\n\n\\\u003eBut then you made it all the way there only to find several security guards patrolling the perimeter!\n\n\\\u003eNo doubt someone else was caught trying to explore the place and they upped their security\n\n\\\u003eSure, you could have tried to figure out their patrol pattern and sneaked in anyway but you're no daredevil\n\n\\\u003eYou continue to trudge forward through the forest on the way to your car, head full of disappointment and backpack sadly devoid of loot\n\n\\\u003eWhatever, maybe you'll come back later when whatever property owners that own the place get tired of paying a few rent a cops to do nothing but walk around and scare off dumb teenagers\n\n\\\u003eOr better yet, why not just explore some place else next time?\n\n\\\u003eYa, like that old mine out in the mountains, or maybe the school way downtown, or maybe-\n\n\\\u003e\\*CRACK\\*\n\n\\\u003eSpooked by the sudden noise you bring your flashlight downward\n\n\\\u003eMultiple yellowed bones lay by your feet, scattered as if disturbed by a wild animal\n\n\\\u003eCould they be human?\n\n\\\u003eThe presence of a deer skull with a set of antlers disproves that theory\n\n\\\u003eYou pick up one of the larger bones and give it a lookover\n\n\\\u003eIt's pretty long and solid, probably from one of it's legs\n\n\\\u003eYou decide to take it home with you, maybe you can convince your friends you did in fact make into the asylum and found it laying in the morgue or something cool like that\n\n\\\u003eBone in hand you begin trudging through the forest once again\n\n\\\u003eOwls hoot, branches crack, the full moon shines through the trees\n\n\\\u003eIt's equal parts creepy and pretty outside, not that you minded the creepy parts\n\n\\\u003eIt just made the journey to your car feel more titillating\n\n\\\u003eUnfortunately you wouldn't get to enjoy it for much longer though, you ought to be nearing where you car is parked\n\n\\\u003eYou push through a couple of bushes and-\n\n\\\u003eTwo bright yellow dots stare at you from afar\n\n\\\u003eYou shine your flashlight at them but it proves too dim to let you see who owned those intimidating pair of eyes\n\n\\\u003eA wolf? Bear? Or just a deer?\n\n\\\u003eWhatever the case they seemed to be getting closer\n\n\\\u003eThe closest thing you have to a weapon is the bone so you bring it up for a swing and-\n\n\\\u003eJesus fucking christ Anon!\n\n\\\u003eIt just slipped through your fingers and landed somewhere behind you\n\n\\\u003eYou do a double take and yep, butterfingers at the worst possible moment\n\n\\\u003eTypical\n\n\\\u003eNow weaponless you see the yellow eyes grow larger and larger, the sound of heavy paws slamming against the ground growing closer\n\n\\\u003eScared shitless you try with the one tactic you have left, harsh language\n\n\\\u003e\"Stay back! Don't get any closer! I don't even taste good! Fuck off!\"\n\n\\\u003eYet the eyes get closer still\n\n\\\u003eSoon your flashlight manages to pick up the strange animal and it's a-it's a-it's a FUCKING WEREWOLF!\n\n\\\u003eYou girlishly scream and throw yourself to the side as the beast pounces towards you\n\n\\\u003eIt lands somewhere behind your position and you cower in fear on the damp ground\n\n\\\u003eYou hear it rummage around for a bit and you slowly roll over onto your back\n\n\\\u003eThe thought of running away while it's distracted briefly enters your mind but it's quickly squashed as the beast jumps on top of you, pinning your shoulders to the ground with two large paws\n\n\\\u003eThe werewolf stares at you with the bone you found earlier in between it's jaws, sharp white teeth glistening in the moonlight\n\n\\\u003eIt growls, then drops the bone onto your chest\n\n\\\u003eIt leans in and points a single clawed finger at you\n\n\\\u003e\"Racist.\" She accuses\n\n\\\u003e\"…what?\"\n\n\\\u003e\"You're a racist. Thinking that just because I look like a dog that you can distract me with a bone. If I were in my human form you wouldn't have done that.\"\n\n\\\u003eYou stay silent for a few seconds in shock before responding\n\n\\\u003e\"I am not! I have plenty of werewolf friends. In fact my girlfriend is a werewolf!\"\n\n\\\u003e\"For some reason I doubt that.\" She says with a chuckle. “If that were true then you would know better than to explore strange forests in the middle of the night while carrying bones full of juicy marrow.\"\n\n\\\u003eShe picks up the bone with her jaws and snaps it in two with little effort, fragments falling onto your chest\n\n\\\u003e\"Listen lady, you just broke the only good thing I found in this godforsaken forest so could you please get the hell off of me?\"\n\n\\\u003e\"No. You should be punished for entering my domain unannounced and daring to steal a bone like that from me. If it's in my forest then it's my property, understood?\"\n\n\\\u003e\"_Your_ forest? This land belongs to the government. Stop it with this whole 'your domain' crap.\"\n\n\\\u003eHer head recoils back at your response\n\n\\\u003e\"S-shut up. It's my domain and that's that! Now how should I punish you?\" She puts a paw up to her chin and thinks for a bit before lowering it. “Maybe I'll bite you and turn you into a Lycan, like me. The bite is pretty painful, and you'll be cursed to transform into a canine beast every full moon, but there are certain…_benefits_.\"\n\n\\\u003eYou cross your arms with a huff\n\n\\\u003e\"Absolutely not.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"…why not?\"\n\n\\\u003eYou think up a quick lie\n\n\\\u003e\"I'm allergic to dog hair. If you did that then all I would turn into is a sniffling pathetic excuse for a werewolf every full moon. I'm okay with weretiger, werebear, or weredragon though.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"I…I can't…it doesn't work that way you idiot. You're becoming a werewolf. It's decided.\"\n\n\\\u003eHer jaws move towards your shoulder and you grab them with both hands\n\n\\\u003e\"No…I…have…allergies!\" You manage to say between labored groans\n\n\\\u003eWith her jaws slowly approaching your shoulder you quickly reach over and grab one half of the bone she bit in two\n\n\\\u003eYou then forcefully bop her on the head with it\n\n\\\u003eShe rolls over and grabs her forehead, groaning in pain\n\n\\\u003e\"Ow! You dick! I was just having some fun.\"\n\n\\\u003eYou stand up and point a stern finger at her\n\n\\\u003e\"You have any idea how expensive those allergy pills are these days? You are not turning me into a dog every month! I'll be poor and destitute in less than a year!\"\n\n\\\u003eThe beast stands up still holding her forehead, a defeated tone in her voice\n\n\\\u003e\"Oh screw you.\" She says with a wave of her paw. “You're too much trouble. Being a werewolf is pretty cool you know. But now I guess you'll never get to find out!\"\n\n\\\u003eShe begins walking away\n\n\\\u003e\"Ya? Well good! I didn't want to be one anyway! Bone breath!\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Racist!\" She shouts over her shoulder\n\n\\\u003eYou throw the half bone towards her and she begins running after it, some primal instinct still making her want to catch things\n\n\\\u003eFearing her reprisal you begin sprinting towards your car, thankfully finding it just a few minutes later\n\n\\\u003eYou throw open the door and sling your backpack into the back before climbing into the drivers seat\n\n\\\u003e\"You're finally back, find anything cool?\"\n\n\\\u003eYou look to the passenger seat to find another wolfy beast staring right at you, she rubs the sleep from her eyes and yawns\n\n\\\u003eYour girlfriend is always so cute when she's in Lycan form\n\n\\\u003e\"No, they upped their security.\"\n\n\\\u003eShe leans towards you and sniffs your shoulder\n\n\\\u003e\"I smell another werewolf on you. What happened?\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Uhg, some total bitch tried to turn me into a Lycan out there. Said that part of the forest was her domain or some crap.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Heh, the wilder ones always try to pull stuff like that.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"I know right? I told her I have werewolf friends and I knew I didn't want to be one but she didn't even believe me. I had to fight her off.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Unbelievable. The absolute nerve of some people.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Right, so you want to get some breakfast after the sun comes up?\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Absolutely.\"\u0026nbsp;","series":{"name":"Garden of Greens (Anthology)","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/2023667-love-redirected-adhg.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/2027496-sick-as-a-dog-wifwolf.json"}}