{"sf1_id":207104,"sf2_id":"dmBOZW2n","title":"Kazufox Interview #4","author":"Kazufox","words":4565,"posted_at":"2010-12-27T02:37:00.000Z","tags":["Charmeleon","Comedy","Fox","Horror","Humor","Mindlink","Panther","Starfox","Starwolf","Torture","Wolf","brain","hippie"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/207104-kazufox-interview-4","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/dmBOZW2n","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/61/a2/61a25ae8-dd02-4c2c-844a-2f408772125a","description":"#4 of Kazufox Interviews!","content":"Note: Hard to believe it's already been another week...well, here's another old pre-08 writing of mine, intervew #4.\u0026nbsp; This one in partcular, you do see a little of what goes on in my head...I can assure you, it is not for the faint of heart.\u0026nbsp; This time just copypasta from the word document itself.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n# ~Prologue #4~\n\n----\n\n# ~Location: Old abandoned base~\n\n----\n\n\\*???\\*: Hey, this place ain't so bad.\u0026nbsp; A computer?\u0026nbsp; Wonder what it does. (turns on computer)\n\n\\*Computer\\*: Downloading file.\u0026nbsp; File found: Alter users.\u0026nbsp; Opening file.\u0026nbsp; Alter users have the ability to rearrange molecule to take form.\u0026nbsp; There are two types of alter users: the fusion alters, with the ability to form their alter power on their bodies and the other can form separate mobile beings.\u0026nbsp; Alter users are born in the area known as the 'Lost Ground' however, there is only a 1% chance of a newborn to actually become an alter user.\u0026nbsp; The suspected source of the alter power comes from the area known as the 'Other Side'...\n\n# ~The mysterious figure turns off the computer~\n\n\\*???\\*: Blah, blah, blah.\u0026nbsp; How boring is that!\u0026nbsp; Now where's that torture facility?\n\n## \\_Kazufox's interview with Starwolf\\_\n\n**----**\n\n# ~Location: Streets of Corneria City~\n\n----\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: This is Kazufox and tonight, I'm going to torture-I mean interview Starwolf heh heh.\u0026nbsp; They should be around here somewhere...\n\n# ~Panther and Leon walk outside a bar carrying a very drunk Wolf~\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: (drunkenly) Shaddup! \\*hic\\* I can still fly my ship.\n\n\\*Leon\\*: Are you crazy!?\u0026nbsp; You'll kill us all!\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: \\*hic\\* So what...Where's the booze?\n\n\\*Panther\\*: There is no more.\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: Then get me some vodka!\n\n\\*Leon\\*: There isn't any.\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: Well, then how about a martini? \\*hic\\*\n\n\\*Leon\\*: Wolf!\u0026nbsp; You drank everything in the entire bar!\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: \\*hic\\* Really?\n\n\\*Panther\\*: Not only that but you chugged two kegs of beer and didn't even pass out!\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: Wow. \\*hic\\* That sounds like a lot. \\*hic\\* I think that's a new record. \\*hic\\* Let's celebrate by getting more alcohol!\n\n\\*Leon\\*: Oh no, that was what happened when you became completely sober and what do you do?\u0026nbsp; You get totally wasted.\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Hey, slick!\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: Huh?\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Time for your interview.\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: Oh crap!\u0026nbsp; Panther, Leon scatter!!\n\n# ~The trio runs off in different directions~\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Awww, they ran away. (forms Shell Shurigun) time to start the chase!\n\n(~Shadow Mario's chase theme starts playing~)\n\n# ~Panther leaps across roof tops and notices Kazufox flying behind him~\n\n\\*Panther\\*: Catch me if you can. (jumps down into dark alley)\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: No problem! (flies into alley)\n\n# ~Panther uses the darkness for cover as Kazufox looks for him~\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Here kitty, kitty, kitty.\n\n\\*Panther thinking\\*: I've got you now.\n\n# ~Panther lunges at Kazufox only to be hit by his tazer~\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Nice try kitty, maybe next time ha ha ha!\n\n----\n\n# ~Location: Abandoned building formally known as McDonalds~\n\n----\n\n# ~Leon runs inside trying to hide~\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: You've got nowhere to run and no place to hide.\n\n\\*Leon thinking\\*: We'll see about that.\n\n~Leon uses his lizard chameleon ability to blend in and sneaks up behind Kazufox with a knife~\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: (turns around) Peek-a-boo! (eyepiece glows) I see you!\n\n\\*Leon\\*: No!\n\n# ~Kazufox punches Leon knocking him into a freezer then locks the door~\n\n\\*Leon\\*: But how can this be!? (voice from 64) I am the Great Leon!\n\n# ~Kazufox watches as Leon becomes frozen solid~\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Ah ha ha ha ha!!\u0026nbsp; There's one more to go.\n\n----\n\n# ~Location: Old abandoned mill~\n\n----\n\n\\*Reader\\*: Gee, there sure are a lot of abandoned places...\n\n# ~Shut up and keep reading.\u0026nbsp; Wolf runs inside the building~\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: I'm safe here. \\*hic\\* Where's that light switch, here it is.\n\n# ~Wolf turns on the light to see he's in a sawmill~\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: Oh crap.\u0026nbsp; Not exactly the best place to be while still drunk.\n\n# ~He looks in horror at the figure in front of him~\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Here's Kazu!\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: No...NO!! (runs into basement) \\*huff, huff, huff\\*\n\n# ~Silence~\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: \\*whew\\* I'm safe.\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: (pops up in front) OOGA-BOOGA!!\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: AAAAARGH!!\n\n# ~Wolf turns and runs into a wall and falls unconscious~\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Too bad slick, game over.\n\n(~Mario's game over theme plays~)\n\n----\n\n# ~Location: Dark room back at the base~\n\n----\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Glad you're awake slick.\n\n# ~Wolf wakes up chained to a wall~\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: Where am I?\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: My new hangout.\u0026nbsp; You like it?\u0026nbsp; Now for the interview.\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: Ha!\u0026nbsp; My teammates will come get me!\u0026nbsp; And when they do, you'll be sorry.\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Oh yeah, you mean these teammates? (pulls out remote and hits button)\n\n# ~The lights turn on showing Panther and a thawed out Leon also chained to the wall~\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: How?\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: It was easy actually, but very fun.\u0026nbsp; Here, let me show you.\n\n~Kazufox gets a T.V. and connects his eyepiece to the VCR and plays footage of how he captured Starwolf~\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: You like it?\u0026nbsp; I call it 'Runaway Starwolf'.\u0026nbsp; It's great if you ask me.\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: Well it sucks!\n\n\\*Panther and Leon\\*: Yeah!\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: \\*sigh\\* Everyone's a critic.\u0026nbsp; But now is interview time!\u0026nbsp; And if you guys behave yourselves then we can get through this fast and pain free okay?\u0026nbsp; In fact, I'll let you guys go afterwards when we finish.\n\n\\*Team Starwolf\\*: ...\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Well you don't have any other choice.\u0026nbsp; Okay kitty, how much do you try to show your love for Krystal?\n\n\\*Panther\\*: I send her roses.\n\n----\n\n# ~Meanwhile at Great Fox~\n\n----\n\n\\*ROB\\*: Here is a new stamp.\n\n\\*Peppy\\*: At last...my stamp collection will finally be completed! \\*sniff\\* Oh James, if only you were here to see me finish my life's work.\u0026nbsp; Well here goes nothing.\n\n# ~Peppy uses tweezers to carefully place his last stamp in his stamp box~\n\n\\*Peppy\\*: Easy...easy...almost there.\u0026nbsp; Just a little bit more and-\n\n\\*Slippy\\*: Hi Peppy!\n\n# ~Peppy jumps up almost having a heart attack, knocking over the stamps on the floor~\n\n\\*Peppy\\*: GAAH!! I told you to never do that!\n\n\\*Slippy\\*: Sorry.\u0026nbsp; Watcha doin?\n\n\\*Peppy\\*: None of your business!\u0026nbsp; What do you want!?\n\n\\*Slippy\\*: I just came by to show you my roses.\n\n\\*Peppy\\*: Aren't those Krystal's?\n\n\\*Slippy\\*: Krystal told me that these were for me and that they came from a secret admirer.\u0026nbsp; But I have so many that I can't fit them all in my room or the cargo bay.\u0026nbsp; I don't know what I can possibly do with these.\n\n\\*Peppy\\*: (sees letter opener) Well, I have an idea.\n\n\\*Slippy\\*: Really?\u0026nbsp; What?\n\n# ~Peppy grabs the sharp object with an evil grin on his face~\n\n----\n\n# ~Back at the base~\n\n----\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Is that all you send?\n\n\\*Panther\\*: Yes.\n\n\\*Leon\\*: That's a load of bull!\u0026nbsp; You send her letters and postcards everyday!\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: So that's where the stamps have been going.\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: By the way, has she even answered any of them?\n\n\\*Panther\\*: Well...not yet.\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Well shouldn't that mean something?\n\n\\*Panther\\*: Uh...\n\n\\*Leon\\*: You're asking a guy with a shrine built to her in his closet.\n\n\\*Panther\\*: How do you know about that!?\n\n\\*Leon\\*: One day when Wolf was too drunk to get you, he told me instead and I saw in your closet that shrine, full of pictures and a bubble gum statue.\u0026nbsp; That REALLY creeped me out.\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: And THAT is creepy.\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Wow.\u0026nbsp; Anyways lizard, what is your favorite pie?\n\n\\*Leon\\*: Pie is pie as long as it tastes good and isn't poisoned then I like it, but I prefer apple or blueberry pies.\n\n\\*Panther\\*: Hard to believe he's so skinny.\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: I know, he eats like ten pies a day.\n\n\\*Leon\\*: That was Pigma!\u0026nbsp; I only eat the most three.\u0026nbsp; I have to watch my figure you know.\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Err...What do you mean by that?\n\n\\*Leon\\*: Oh forget it.\n\n\\*Panther\\*: Right...\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Now slick, what are your feelings about Katt Monroe?\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: (blushes) I'm not telling.\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: You dare defy me!?\u0026nbsp; Answer my question!\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: I'll never tell you about Katt, oh sweet sweet Katt how I want to hold you, I'll never tell!\u0026nbsp; NEVER!!\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Fine then, I guess I'll just have to torture you three, starting with Panther. (pulls out tazer)\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: Do your worst!\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Don't worry. (charges tazer) I will.\n\n\\*Panther\\*: What!?\u0026nbsp; Hey wait I-\n\n# ~Kazufox tazers Panther's pride and joy~\n\n\\*Panther\\*: AAAAAAHH!!!\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Answer.\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: Nope.\n\n\\*zap\\*\n\n\\*Panther\\*: AAAAAAAAHHH!!!\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Answer!\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: Never!\n\n\\*Panther\\*: Please Wolf, for the love of-\n\n\\*zap\\*\n\n\\*Panther\\*: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!\n\n----\n\n~15 minutes later~\n\n----\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Just tell me!\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: Nope.\n\n\\*zap\\*\n\n\\*Panther\\*: I...can't...feel...my...leg.\n\n\\*Leon\\*: Which one?\n\n\\*Panther\\*: All three of them!! \\*faint\\*\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Aww...too bad. (puts tazer away) I guess it's Leon's turn. (pulls out knife)\n\n\\*Leon\\*: Hah!\u0026nbsp; You think that you can scare me with that?\u0026nbsp; Go ahead, I've cut myself a lot worst than anything you could ever do!\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: What are you talking about? (cuts piece of pie)\n\n\\*Leon\\*: Umm...What flavor is that pie? (drools)\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Apple cinnamon.\n\n\\*Leon\\*: Could I have a piece?\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: No, but you get to watch me eat it. (starts eating)\n\n\\*Leon\\*: You're insane!\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: Be strong Leon!\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: (finishes eating) Ahh...that was good.\u0026nbsp; Hmm...slick still doesn't want to answer, so I guess I'm going to go to...(cracks neck) drastic measures.\n\n~Kazufox gets the T.V. and puts it and Leon in a sound proof chamber.\u0026nbsp; Kazufox then puts in a DVD disc~\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Last chance slick.\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: Never...\n\n# ~Kazufox hits the play button and closes the door on Leon~\n\n\\*Leon\\*: Ha!\u0026nbsp; I'm the master of torture!\u0026nbsp; Nothing I've seen could possibly scare me!\n\n\\*T.V.\\*: Welcome to 'Falco Gone Wild'!\n\n\\*Leon\\*: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (takes a breath) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: What is that?\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: 'Falco Gone Wild'.\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: What!?\u0026nbsp; Where did you even get that!?\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: I borrowed it...\n\n----\n\n# ~Meanwhile at Katt's place~\n\n----\n\n\\*Katt\\*: Oh Falco...I miss you so much.\u0026nbsp; I guess I'll do what I always do when...Hey!\u0026nbsp; Who took my entire 'Falco Gone Wild' collection!?\u0026nbsp; All ten hours of Falco...gone. \\*sniff\\* At least I still have the pictures of Link from when I drugged his drink and took him to my place and then...\n\n----\n\n# ~Back at base...10 hours later~\n\n----\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Let's see how lizard boy is doing shall we?\n\n# ~Kazufox opens the door and finds a very disturbed Leon with puke all over himself~\n\n\\*Leon\\*: So...much blue...So many...feathers. (pukes himself) Oh... \\*faint\\*\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Well isn't that a shame.\u0026nbsp; You're the only one left slick.\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: I'll still never tell!\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Fine with me.\n\n# ~Kazufox gets the T.V. and puts it in front of Wolf and puts in another DVD~\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Well slick.\u0026nbsp; This is it, you're last chance.\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: Go to hell...\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: \\*sigh\\* Trying to act like the tough guy to the end or is it the alcohol? (puts on earplugs) Doesn't matter. (hits play button)\n\n~The T.V. plays a familiar song of ultimate evil~\n\n\\*T.V.\\*: I love you, you love me...\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: No...NO!!\u0026nbsp; Not that.\u0026nbsp; Anything but that!\n\n\\*T.V.\\*: We're one great big family...\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: AAARRGH!!\n\n# ~Wolf manages to last until the song ends~\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: Ha! \\*huff\\* I survived!\n\n\\*T.V.\\*: Let's sing it again!\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: By the way slick, this is a sixteen-hour marathon!\u0026nbsp; I'll be back when its done.\n\n# ~Kazufox tazers Panther's nuts and leaves~\n\n----\n\n~16 hours later, but if you can't keep track of time, morning of day 3~\n\n----\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: (normal state) Well slick, how do you feel?\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: (dazed) I love you...You love me...\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Ha ha ha ha ha!\u0026nbsp; That's just too bad slick.\u0026nbsp; Now I guess I'll have to finish you off. (forms Shell Shurigun) Bye bye slick!\n\n\\*???\\*: Stop right there!\n\n~Kazufox turns around and sees a shadow looking like him at the door~\n\n\\*???\\*: I've found you FAKER!!\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Oh crud!\u0026nbsp; He found me!\n\n\\*???\\*: What are you even doing here?\u0026nbsp; This is my hangout!\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Not anymore kid!\u0026nbsp; Tell you what, if you can guess my name then I'll let slick over here live to see another day, but no hints and you get only one try!\u0026nbsp; Heh heh heh-\n\n\\*???\\*: Doopliss.\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: (shocked) What...did you...say?\n\n\\*???\\*: Doop-liss.\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: Gaaaah, how did you know it was me!?\u0026nbsp; I know my laugh was noticeable but I had therapy for that.\u0026nbsp; So how!?\n\n\\*???\\*:Only two people I know say slick, but only one of them actually copies appearances.\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: Smart, very smart.\u0026nbsp; But you're too late.\u0026nbsp; I got what I wanted and now I'm going to finish things.\u0026nbsp; Too bad you won't be around to see what happens!\n\n\\*???\\*: We'll see about that! (forms Shell Shurigun) Give me back my body!\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: Never!\u0026nbsp; You'll have to fight me for it!\n\n\\*???\\*:Fine then!\u0026nbsp; Shell...(arm splits open, fist glows gold)\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: Shurigun...(eyepiece locks on target, propeller spins)\n\n\\*Both\\*: BURST!!\n\n~The two fly toward each other and their fists collide pushing each other back and forth.\u0026nbsp; The real Kazufox manages to shatter Doopliss' alter arm copy showing the normal state of the arm underneath~\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: AAAHH!!\u0026nbsp; My arm!\n\n# ~Kazufox sends a barrage of punches and kicks at Doopliss while all he can do is dodge~\n\n\\*???\\*: You stupid ghost!\u0026nbsp; Give me back my name! (punches Doopliss' face)\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: Gah! \\*wheeze, wheeze, wheeze\\*\n\n\\*???\\*:Had enough?\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: Not yet...if I can't beat you out here...then I'll beat you in your own head!!\n\n\\*???\\*: What!?\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: Shurigun! (eyepiece glows)\n\n~In a flash of light, both Kazufox and Doopliss stand like statues while the battle of the minds is about to begin.~\n\n----\n\n# ~Location: Kazufox's mind~\n\n----\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: (still in Kazufox form) Say...it's quite roomy up here.\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: (in non-shadow form) Only because I made it that way! We'll fight on Final Destination!\n\n# ~Final Destination battlefield forms around them~\n\n# (~Final Destination theme starts playing~)\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Here's the rules, if you want my body then you'll have to fight me for it.\u0026nbsp; To make this more interesting no alter powers, got it?\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: Fine with me. (pulls out pistol)\n\n\\*bang\\*\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: Ha!\u0026nbsp; I win!\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: (gets up) Ow!\u0026nbsp; Cheap bastard! (pulls out blaster)\n\n\\*bang\\*\n\n~Doopliss returns fire by shooting Kazufox with a machine gun.\u0026nbsp; Kazufox shoots back with a gatling gun.\u0026nbsp; Doopliss fires a homing launcher and Kazufox fires a bazooka at the same time~\n\n\\*boooom\\*\n\n~When the smoke clears Doopliss fires Samus' charged shot while Kazufox fires Megaman's, but the blasts cancel each other out~\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Time to take it to the next level.\u0026nbsp; HAAAAH!! (powers up DBZ style)\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: Oh yeah?\u0026nbsp; I can do that too! WOOOAH!!\n\n~Both fly into the air and start fighting DBZ style blowing up everything until the fight ends in a stand off~\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: \\*wheeze\\* You're good son Kazu.\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: \\*huff\\* You too, but I'm better! (throws grenade)\n\n\\*BOOM\\*\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Woohoo!\u0026nbsp; I won!\n\n# ~A bomb-omb blows up Kazufox~\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Crap!\u0026nbsp; I hate when that happens. (sees Doopliss) Tell me something, how did you figure out the trick to my Shurigun?\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: What trick?\u0026nbsp; I came here to take over your body.\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: The only person who knows is Fred.\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: What are you babbling about?\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: My Shurigun, the eyepiece, has the ability to lock-on so my attacks can never miss and it searches for the weak points, kinda like something Samus' suit can do.\u0026nbsp; I can see through walls and stuff with it also.\u0026nbsp; And the term 'imagine them in their underwear'?\u0026nbsp; I can actually do that by locking onto specific targets.\u0026nbsp; If a person is weak minded then I can invade their head and control them.\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: So, what does any of that have to do with me?\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Two things.\u0026nbsp; One, I'm not weak minded and two, my Shurigun prevents me from actually becoming brainwashed!\u0026nbsp; In fact, I trained it to work like a camera and can even connect to a computer and print out stuff.\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: What?\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Anyways, Fred is a hippie for some unknown reason understands everything I'm telling you.\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: I don't care about your stupid hippie friend!\n\n# ~Fred suddenly appears~\n\n\\*Fred\\*: Alright man, who called me a stupid hippie?\n\n# ~Kazufox points to Doopliss.\u0026nbsp; Fred pulls out his shotgun and shoots Doopliss~\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Way to go Fre-Aaah!\n\n# ~Fred shoots Kazufox also~\n\n\\*Fred\\*: That's for not paying rent on time man! (disappears)\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Damn.\u0026nbsp; That hurts!\u0026nbsp; I hate when he does that.\u0026nbsp; Huh?\u0026nbsp; Aftershock...what are you doing inside my head?\n\n\\*Aftershock\\*: Plothole.\u0026nbsp; The point is that you've pissed off a lot of people.\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: How?\n\n\\*Aftershock\\*: For starters you called Link and Marth gay.\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Hey, I said that Link isn't gay and I'm not 100% sure about Marth.\n\n\\*Aftershock\\*: Okay, but you went out with Samus.\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: So?\n\n\\*Aftershock\\*: I was supposed to go out with her that night!\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: So?\n\n\\*Aftershock\\*: You've been sending a lot of love letters to her!\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: No I didn't.\u0026nbsp; Did anyone tell you you're crazy?\n\n\\*Aftershock\\*: Look, just stop hitting on Samus got it?\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Why, you like her?\n\n\\*Aftershock\\*: Yeah.\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Too bad.\n\n# ~Aftershock pulls out his sword and starts cutting up Kazufox, then disappears~\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: Ha ha!\u0026nbsp; You got chopped up!\n\n# ~Bowe appears near Doopliss~\n\n\\*Bowe\\*: Hey, I'm really angry.\u0026nbsp; Know why?\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: No.\n\n\\*Bowe\\*: I'm angry because you told Marth that Roy started the whole 'Link and Marth are gay' rumor and Roy is still in the hospital!\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: I don't know what you're talking about.\n\n\\*Bowe\\*: Don't act stupid!\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: Seriously, I don't know.\u0026nbsp; I'm not even a real interviewer and-\n\n\\*Bowe\\*: That's it!\n\n# ~Bowe pulls out his sword and slices up Doopliss~\n\n\\*Bowe\\*: Roy, I have avenged you! (disappears)\n\n\\*Dark Falz\\*: Bwah ha ha ha!\u0026nbsp; Now that they are out, I can take over this body and destroy Jolteon!\u0026nbsp; And not even Lady Nightshade, Amy Clearwater, or Link can stop me!\u0026nbsp; Bwah ha ha ha ha!!\u0026nbsp; Huh?\u0026nbsp; What the heck is that?\n\n# ~An atomic bomb drops on the arena sending then to Hyrule Temple~\n\n(~Hyrule Temple theme starts playing~)\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: That sucked.\u0026nbsp; I really need to watch my mouth and try not to piss off people just because I can.\n\n~A bomb-omb hits Kazufox~\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: Gotcha!\u0026nbsp; Ah ha ha ha!\u0026nbsp; That was funny!\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Here's something to laugh at! (pulls out remote and hits button)\n\n# ~A nuclear bomb with Caiman's logo on the side heads toward Doopliss~\n\n\\*Dark Falz\\*: Oh...my head. (sees missile) Curse you and your bad luck Jolteon!\n\n\\*BOOOOOOM\\*\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: Grr...now I'm really mad!\n\n# ~An army of mini Doopliss' appear and charge at Kazufox~\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: No midget army of ghost wearing party hats is going to stop me!\u0026nbsp; Go my Super Mario 128!\n\n~128 mini Marios appear and fight the ghosts~\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Ha!\u0026nbsp; My army of Marios can't be beat!\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: Oh yeah?\u0026nbsp; Go Sonic team!\n\n# ~12 Sonics appear and attack the mini Marios~\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Time to call in the cavalry.\n\n# ~20 Marios on Yoshis appear and join the battle~\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: Two can play this game!\n\n# ~40 Links on Esponas enter the battle~\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Oh yeah?\u0026nbsp; Metal squadron, attack!\n\n# ~8 Metal Marios attack the Links~\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: Why do you have an army of Marios?\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Because he has so many forms that you could literally build an army.\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: Smart.\u0026nbsp; Now for my secret weapon.\u0026nbsp; Go princess brigade!\n\n# ~5 Princess Peaches appear and use the deadly psych bomb as seen in Super Mario RPG~\n\n\\*Dark Falz\\*: Ohhh...Forget this!\u0026nbsp; I'm through trying to take over this body.\u0026nbsp; I'm leaving...oh crap.\n\n\\*BOOOOOOOOOM\\*\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Grr!!\u0026nbsp; Red cap!\u0026nbsp; What's the status?\n\n\\*Red mini Mario\\*: That-a blast-a did-a a-a lot-a hurt-a!\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Damn!\u0026nbsp; Blue caps pull back, black and yellow caps cover blue.\u0026nbsp; Red and green caps move forward!\u0026nbsp; Where's the doctors?\n\n\\*Blue mini Mario\\*: Only-a 21-a Dr. Mario-a remain-a!\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Not good...Send in the gundams.\n\n\\*Blue mini Mario\\*: Yes-a sir-a!\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: All Marios pull back now!\n\n# ~The Mario army start to retreat~\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: Ha!\u0026nbsp; Look at them run.\u0026nbsp; I win!\u0026nbsp; I win...huh?\n\n~The 5 gundams from Gundam Wing including Wing Zero, Deathscythe Hell, Heavyarms, Sandrock, and Altron attack everything in sight bringing Doopliss' army down to 20%~\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: That's IT!!\u0026nbsp; Enough is enough.\u0026nbsp; Get ready kid because I summon FARA!!\n\n# ~The sky turns dark as Fara rises from the ground in full demon blaze~\n\n\\*Fara\\*: FOOOOOOXXX!!!!\n\n# ~Fara attacks the gundams in a fury~\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Time to even things up.\u0026nbsp; Go Zelda!!\n\n# ~A very pissed off and PMSing Zelda crashes through the temple in the background~\n\n\\*Zelda\\*: LIIIINNK!!!!\n\n~All the remaining Links wet themselves then disappear.\u0026nbsp; The two girls see each other and start fighting~\n\n\\*Fara\\*: FOX!!\u0026nbsp; Where are you!?\n\n\\*Zelda\\*: LINK!!\u0026nbsp; How dare you leave ME!!\n\n# ~The two stop fighting~\n\n\\*Fara\\*: You have boyfriend problems too?\n\n\\*Zelda\\*: Yeah.\u0026nbsp; Hey we shouldn't be killing each other...\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Uh oh.\n\n\\*Zelda\\*: We should kill them! (points to Kazufox and Doopliss)\n\n# ~The girls fly strait for the two~\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: What are we gonna do!?\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: The only thing we can do.\u0026nbsp; Summon the only thing that can stop two psycho girls with boyfriend issues.\u0026nbsp; I call upon you, UNICRON!!\n\n~The sky opens up as a gigantic plothole opens up releasing the giant planet sized transformer who then starts sucking up everything in sight including the two girls~\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: Now what!?\u0026nbsp; It's gonna eat us!!\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: I'm in my happy place, I'm in my happy place!\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: AAAAHH!!\n\n# ~Kazufox and Doopliss look around to see that they end up in a bathroom~\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: A bathroom?\u0026nbsp; This is your happy place?\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: No, but there's something familiar about this place, yet this is the first time I've been here.\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: Hey I hear running water, let's go see.\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Hmm...\n\n# ~The shower doors open and Krystal pokes her head out and sees Doopliss~\n\n\\*Krystal\\*: PERVERT!!!!\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Oh yeah...this was the shower thing.\u0026nbsp; I though I deleted that, I'll take care of that when I get back.\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: (runs by) Do something!\u0026nbsp; Help!\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Let's see...what would my friends think of in a situation like this...\n\n# ~Doopliss gets chased by Krystal in a bath towel swinging her staff like crazy~\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Don't worry, this time I have a plan that won't backfire. (heads toward door) Where is he?\n\n\\*Fox\\*: AAAAAHH!!\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Here he comes.\n\n\\*Michael Jackson\\*: Wait, come back hee hee!\u0026nbsp; I just want to play!\u0026nbsp; Don't be ignorant.\n\n\\*Fox\\*: No!\u0026nbsp; Go play with Slippy!\n\n# ~Fox runs past the bathroom and Kazufox puts a detour sign leading to the bathroom~\n\n\\*MJ\\*: Hmm...okay. \\*chamaona\\*\n\n# ~Kazufox hides inside the cabinets, MJ walks in and Doopliss flies by~\n\n\\*MJ\\*: What's the big hurry little boy?\u0026nbsp; Oh this steam isn't good for my nose. (turns around and sees Krystal) AAAAAHH!!\u0026nbsp; It's a girl! (nose falls off)\n\n\\*Krystal\\*: AAAAAHH!! It's a...thing!\n\n# ~Both faint and Kazufox comes out with a plastic bag~\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: It's safe. (stuffs MJ into bag)\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: You are so screwed up...\n\n# ~Kazufox tosses the bag into a pothole with an exit sign labeled over it~\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: What's that?\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Can't you read?\u0026nbsp; If you're only a thought then this is the disposal.\u0026nbsp; Some loser that entered my mind, freedom.\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: Let me out!\u0026nbsp; Your mind is so screwed up its not worth trying to take over. (jumps out)\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Oh well, there goes another one.\u0026nbsp; Things in my head will return to normal when I leave. (jumps out)\n\n~Greg enters the bathroom~\n\n\\*Greg\\*: Hey Kazufox, what's with all the noise?\u0026nbsp; I could've sworn that Michael Jackson was here. (notices that Krystal is unconscious) There are so many things I could do right now...BUT YOU CAN'T LOOK!!\n\n----\n\n# ~Back at base 1 hour later~\n\n----\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Well, can I have my body back?\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: Sure whatever.\u0026nbsp; It's not worth being you!\n\n~Doopliss returns to his original ghost form and Kazufox becomes himself again still in Shell Shurigun form.\u0026nbsp; Team Starwolf starts waking up~\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Hey, why don't you ask the final question?\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: Really?\u0026nbsp; Thanks.\u0026nbsp; Okay slick I just want to know one thing.\u0026nbsp; Why won't you let me join your team?\n\n\\*Panther\\*: That was what this whole thing was about!?\u0026nbsp; You mean I had my pride and joys shocked for this!?\u0026nbsp; This whole thing was a big waste of-\n\n# ~Kazufox covers Panther's mouth~\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: Because you suck at fighting and you're even worse at flying but most of all I was sick of your stupid pranks!\u0026nbsp; You disgust me you worthless piece of-\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Well that ends the interview.\u0026nbsp; It's time for Doopliss to fly back to Twilight Town. (charges up attack) Fist class!\u0026nbsp; Shell Shurigun Burst!!\n\n# ~Kazufox sends Doopliss flying all the way to Twilight Town~\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: Thank you...! (disappears as a star)\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Well this is Kazufox ending this interview.\u0026nbsp; See ya!\n\n# ~End of Chapter~\n\n~What happened to Starwolf wasn't easy for them.\u0026nbsp; Panther can't walk for at least a month.\u0026nbsp; Leon is screwed up in the head and has a phobia of anything blue or has feathers, but is getting professional help.\u0026nbsp; Wolf is still a drunk and has put up a bounty for Barney's head but no luck so far.\u0026nbsp; Aftershock had felt better after what he did and so does Bowe and hopefully they and everyone else won't be pissed off at Kazufox.\u0026nbsp; Katt eventually got her 'Falco Gone Wild' collection back.\u0026nbsp; Doopliss has returned to Creepy Steeple and decide to never copy interviewers like Kazufox ever again.\u0026nbsp; Fred eventually got the rent money and was pleased.\u0026nbsp; Dark Falz eventually escaped to recover from being blown up.\u0026nbsp; The others inside Kazufox's head don't really exist so things didn't really happen...except for Greg.\u0026nbsp; Now Kazufox heads to Slippy's funeral.~\n\n----\n\n# ~Location: Funeral place~\n\n----\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: Are you sure you're feeling better?\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: I'll be fine.\u0026nbsp; What took you so long anyways?\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: (normal state) Well, after my second successful date with Miyu, I noticed that I became a shadow and after I went home and played video games I went searching for Doopliss.\u0026nbsp; I found him by the second day but to get ready I went to Shadow for some lessons in 'how to meet your faker'.\n\n\\*Wolf\\*: I hate you...\n\n\\*Kazufox\\*: I know.\u0026nbsp; I wonder who killed Slippy this time and by stabbing, a lot!\n\n\\*Peppy\\*: Let's not worry about that, so let's party! (hides bloody letter opener in coat)\n\n----\n\n# ~Meanwhile at top of Creepy Steeple~\n\n----\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: Ah...home sweet home.\n\n# ~An evil metallic figure steps into the moonlight~\n\n\\*???\\*: You.\u0026nbsp; Doofus, tell me everything that happened.\n\n\\*Doopliss\\*: My name is Doopliss and who are you?\n\n\\*???\\*: That is none of your business Doopiss, now tell me what you know.\n\n# \\*The End\\*\n\n----\n\n# ~Oooh, mysterious conspiracy.\u0026nbsp; Find out who it is in another interview.\u0026nbsp; No Marios, Links, Peaches, Sonics, Yoshis, Zeldas, Esponas,\u0026nbsp; Faras, gundams, Michael Jacksons, Krystals or Foxes were actually hurt in the making of this interview, but Slippy, Dark Falz and Starwolf was.~\n\n~Nintendo characters are copyright to Nintendo.~\n\n~Sonic is copyright to Sonic team.~\n\n~Barney is copyright to hell.~\n\n~Reader is copyright to...you should know this one.~\n\n~Other interviewers are copyright to themselves.~\n\n~Michael Jackson is copyright to himself.~\n\n~Dark Falz is copyright to Jolteon.~\n\n~The gundams from Gundam Wing are copyright to Sunrise Inc.~\n\n~Unicron is copyright to whoever owns Transformers.~\n\n~'Falco Gone Wild' is copyright to the sick people that own it.~\n\n~Fred the hippie, Greg and Kazufox are copyright to Kazufox.~\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"Kazufox Interviews!","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/204227-kazufox-interview-3.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/259930-kazufox-interview-5.json"}}