# Kazufox Interview #4 Author: Kazufox Tags: Charmeleon, Comedy, Fox, Horror, Humor, Mindlink, Panther, Starfox, Starwolf, Torture, Wolf, brain, hippie #4 of Kazufox Interviews! Note: Hard to believe it's already been another week...well, here's another old pre-08 writing of mine, intervew #4.  This one in partcular, you do see a little of what goes on in my head...I can assure you, it is not for the faint of heart.  This time just copypasta from the word document itself.   # ~Prologue #4~ ---- # ~Location: Old abandoned base~ ---- \*???\*: Hey, this place ain't so bad.  A computer?  Wonder what it does. (turns on computer) \*Computer\*: Downloading file.  File found: Alter users.  Opening file.  Alter users have the ability to rearrange molecule to take form.  There are two types of alter users: the fusion alters, with the ability to form their alter power on their bodies and the other can form separate mobile beings.  Alter users are born in the area known as the 'Lost Ground' however, there is only a 1% chance of a newborn to actually become an alter user.  The suspected source of the alter power comes from the area known as the 'Other Side'... # ~The mysterious figure turns off the computer~ \*???\*: Blah, blah, blah.  How boring is that!  Now where's that torture facility? ## \_Kazufox's interview with Starwolf\_ **----** # ~Location: Streets of Corneria City~ ---- \*Kazufox\*: This is Kazufox and tonight, I'm going to torture-I mean interview Starwolf heh heh.  They should be around here somewhere... # ~Panther and Leon walk outside a bar carrying a very drunk Wolf~ \*Wolf\*: (drunkenly) Shaddup! \*hic\* I can still fly my ship. \*Leon\*: Are you crazy!?  You'll kill us all! \*Wolf\*: \*hic\* So what...Where's the booze? \*Panther\*: There is no more. \*Wolf\*: Then get me some vodka! \*Leon\*: There isn't any. \*Wolf\*: Well, then how about a martini? \*hic\* \*Leon\*: Wolf!  You drank everything in the entire bar! \*Wolf\*: \*hic\* Really? \*Panther\*: Not only that but you chugged two kegs of beer and didn't even pass out! \*Wolf\*: Wow. \*hic\* That sounds like a lot. \*hic\* I think that's a new record. \*hic\* Let's celebrate by getting more alcohol! \*Leon\*: Oh no, that was what happened when you became completely sober and what do you do?  You get totally wasted. \*Kazufox\*: Hey, slick! \*Wolf\*: Huh? \*Kazufox\*: Time for your interview. \*Wolf\*: Oh crap!  Panther, Leon scatter!! # ~The trio runs off in different directions~ \*Kazufox\*: Awww, they ran away. (forms Shell Shurigun) time to start the chase! (~Shadow Mario's chase theme starts playing~) # ~Panther leaps across roof tops and notices Kazufox flying behind him~ \*Panther\*: Catch me if you can. (jumps down into dark alley) \*Kazufox\*: No problem! (flies into alley) # ~Panther uses the darkness for cover as Kazufox looks for him~ \*Kazufox\*: Here kitty, kitty, kitty. \*Panther thinking\*: I've got you now. # ~Panther lunges at Kazufox only to be hit by his tazer~ \*Kazufox\*: Nice try kitty, maybe next time ha ha ha! ---- # ~Location: Abandoned building formally known as McDonalds~ ---- # ~Leon runs inside trying to hide~ \*Kazufox\*: You've got nowhere to run and no place to hide. \*Leon thinking\*: We'll see about that. ~Leon uses his lizard chameleon ability to blend in and sneaks up behind Kazufox with a knife~ \*Kazufox\*: (turns around) Peek-a-boo! (eyepiece glows) I see you! \*Leon\*: No! # ~Kazufox punches Leon knocking him into a freezer then locks the door~ \*Leon\*: But how can this be!? (voice from 64) I am the Great Leon! # ~Kazufox watches as Leon becomes frozen solid~ \*Kazufox\*: Ah ha ha ha ha!!  There's one more to go. ---- # ~Location: Old abandoned mill~ ---- \*Reader\*: Gee, there sure are a lot of abandoned places... # ~Shut up and keep reading.  Wolf runs inside the building~ \*Wolf\*: I'm safe here. \*hic\* Where's that light switch, here it is. # ~Wolf turns on the light to see he's in a sawmill~ \*Wolf\*: Oh crap.  Not exactly the best place to be while still drunk. # ~He looks in horror at the figure in front of him~ \*Kazufox\*: Here's Kazu! \*Wolf\*: No...NO!! (runs into basement) \*huff, huff, huff\* # ~Silence~ \*Wolf\*: \*whew\* I'm safe. \*Kazufox\*: (pops up in front) OOGA-BOOGA!! \*Wolf\*: AAAAARGH!! # ~Wolf turns and runs into a wall and falls unconscious~ \*Kazufox\*: Too bad slick, game over. (~Mario's game over theme plays~) ---- # ~Location: Dark room back at the base~ ---- \*Kazufox\*: Glad you're awake slick. # ~Wolf wakes up chained to a wall~ \*Wolf\*: Where am I? \*Kazufox\*: My new hangout.  You like it?  Now for the interview. \*Wolf\*: Ha!  My teammates will come get me!  And when they do, you'll be sorry. \*Kazufox\*: Oh yeah, you mean these teammates? (pulls out remote and hits button) # ~The lights turn on showing Panther and a thawed out Leon also chained to the wall~ \*Wolf\*: How? \*Kazufox\*: It was easy actually, but very fun.  Here, let me show you. ~Kazufox gets a T.V. and connects his eyepiece to the VCR and plays footage of how he captured Starwolf~ \*Kazufox\*: You like it?  I call it 'Runaway Starwolf'.  It's great if you ask me. \*Wolf\*: Well it sucks! \*Panther and Leon\*: Yeah! \*Kazufox\*: \*sigh\* Everyone's a critic.  But now is interview time!  And if you guys behave yourselves then we can get through this fast and pain free okay?  In fact, I'll let you guys go afterwards when we finish. \*Team Starwolf\*: ... \*Kazufox\*: Well you don't have any other choice.  Okay kitty, how much do you try to show your love for Krystal? \*Panther\*: I send her roses. ---- # ~Meanwhile at Great Fox~ ---- \*ROB\*: Here is a new stamp. \*Peppy\*: At last...my stamp collection will finally be completed! \*sniff\* Oh James, if only you were here to see me finish my life's work.  Well here goes nothing. # ~Peppy uses tweezers to carefully place his last stamp in his stamp box~ \*Peppy\*: Easy...easy...almost there.  Just a little bit more and- \*Slippy\*: Hi Peppy! # ~Peppy jumps up almost having a heart attack, knocking over the stamps on the floor~ \*Peppy\*: GAAH!! I told you to never do that! \*Slippy\*: Sorry.  Watcha doin? \*Peppy\*: None of your business!  What do you want!? \*Slippy\*: I just came by to show you my roses. \*Peppy\*: Aren't those Krystal's? \*Slippy\*: Krystal told me that these were for me and that they came from a secret admirer.  But I have so many that I can't fit them all in my room or the cargo bay.  I don't know what I can possibly do with these. \*Peppy\*: (sees letter opener) Well, I have an idea. \*Slippy\*: Really?  What? # ~Peppy grabs the sharp object with an evil grin on his face~ ---- # ~Back at the base~ ---- \*Kazufox\*: Is that all you send? \*Panther\*: Yes. \*Leon\*: That's a load of bull!  You send her letters and postcards everyday! \*Wolf\*: So that's where the stamps have been going. \*Kazufox\*: By the way, has she even answered any of them? \*Panther\*: Well...not yet. \*Kazufox\*: Well shouldn't that mean something? \*Panther\*: Uh... \*Leon\*: You're asking a guy with a shrine built to her in his closet. \*Panther\*: How do you know about that!? \*Leon\*: One day when Wolf was too drunk to get you, he told me instead and I saw in your closet that shrine, full of pictures and a bubble gum statue.  That REALLY creeped me out. \*Wolf\*: And THAT is creepy. \*Kazufox\*: Wow.  Anyways lizard, what is your favorite pie? \*Leon\*: Pie is pie as long as it tastes good and isn't poisoned then I like it, but I prefer apple or blueberry pies. \*Panther\*: Hard to believe he's so skinny. \*Wolf\*: I know, he eats like ten pies a day. \*Leon\*: That was Pigma!  I only eat the most three.  I have to watch my figure you know. \*Kazufox\*: Err...What do you mean by that? \*Leon\*: Oh forget it. \*Panther\*: Right... \*Kazufox\*: Now slick, what are your feelings about Katt Monroe? \*Wolf\*: (blushes) I'm not telling. \*Kazufox\*: You dare defy me!?  Answer my question! \*Wolf\*: I'll never tell you about Katt, oh sweet sweet Katt how I want to hold you, I'll never tell!  NEVER!! \*Kazufox\*: Fine then, I guess I'll just have to torture you three, starting with Panther. (pulls out tazer) \*Wolf\*: Do your worst! \*Kazufox\*: Don't worry. (charges tazer) I will. \*Panther\*: What!?  Hey wait I- # ~Kazufox tazers Panther's pride and joy~ \*Panther\*: AAAAAAHH!!! \*Kazufox\*: Answer. \*Wolf\*: Nope. \*zap\* \*Panther\*: AAAAAAAAHHH!!! \*Kazufox\*: Answer! \*Wolf\*: Never! \*Panther\*: Please Wolf, for the love of- \*zap\* \*Panther\*: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! ---- ~15 minutes later~ ---- \*Kazufox\*: Just tell me! \*Wolf\*: Nope. \*zap\* \*Panther\*: I...can't...feel...my...leg. \*Leon\*: Which one? \*Panther\*: All three of them!! \*faint\* \*Kazufox\*: Aww...too bad. (puts tazer away) I guess it's Leon's turn. (pulls out knife) \*Leon\*: Hah!  You think that you can scare me with that?  Go ahead, I've cut myself a lot worst than anything you could ever do! \*Kazufox\*: What are you talking about? (cuts piece of pie) \*Leon\*: Umm...What flavor is that pie? (drools) \*Kazufox\*: Apple cinnamon. \*Leon\*: Could I have a piece? \*Kazufox\*: No, but you get to watch me eat it. (starts eating) \*Leon\*: You're insane! \*Wolf\*: Be strong Leon! \*Kazufox\*: (finishes eating) Ahh...that was good.  Hmm...slick still doesn't want to answer, so I guess I'm going to go to...(cracks neck) drastic measures. ~Kazufox gets the T.V. and puts it and Leon in a sound proof chamber.  Kazufox then puts in a DVD disc~ \*Kazufox\*: Last chance slick. \*Wolf\*: Never... # ~Kazufox hits the play button and closes the door on Leon~ \*Leon\*: Ha!  I'm the master of torture!  Nothing I've seen could possibly scare me! \*T.V.\*: Welcome to 'Falco Gone Wild'! \*Leon\*: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (takes a breath) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! \*Wolf\*: What is that? \*Kazufox\*: 'Falco Gone Wild'. \*Wolf\*: What!?  Where did you even get that!? \*Kazufox\*: I borrowed it... ---- # ~Meanwhile at Katt's place~ ---- \*Katt\*: Oh Falco...I miss you so much.  I guess I'll do what I always do when...Hey!  Who took my entire 'Falco Gone Wild' collection!?  All ten hours of Falco...gone. \*sniff\* At least I still have the pictures of Link from when I drugged his drink and took him to my place and then... ---- # ~Back at base...10 hours later~ ---- \*Kazufox\*: Let's see how lizard boy is doing shall we? # ~Kazufox opens the door and finds a very disturbed Leon with puke all over himself~ \*Leon\*: So...much blue...So many...feathers. (pukes himself) Oh... \*faint\* \*Kazufox\*: Well isn't that a shame.  You're the only one left slick. \*Wolf\*: I'll still never tell! \*Kazufox\*: Fine with me. # ~Kazufox gets the T.V. and puts it in front of Wolf and puts in another DVD~ \*Kazufox\*: Well slick.  This is it, you're last chance. \*Wolf\*: Go to hell... \*Kazufox\*: \*sigh\* Trying to act like the tough guy to the end or is it the alcohol? (puts on earplugs) Doesn't matter. (hits play button) ~The T.V. plays a familiar song of ultimate evil~ \*T.V.\*: I love you, you love me... \*Wolf\*: No...NO!!  Not that.  Anything but that! \*T.V.\*: We're one great big family... \*Wolf\*: AAARRGH!! # ~Wolf manages to last until the song ends~ \*Wolf\*: Ha! \*huff\* I survived! \*T.V.\*: Let's sing it again! \*Kazufox\*: By the way slick, this is a sixteen-hour marathon!  I'll be back when its done. # ~Kazufox tazers Panther's nuts and leaves~ ---- ~16 hours later, but if you can't keep track of time, morning of day 3~ ---- \*Kazufox\*: (normal state) Well slick, how do you feel? \*Wolf\*: (dazed) I love you...You love me... \*Kazufox\*: Ha ha ha ha ha!  That's just too bad slick.  Now I guess I'll have to finish you off. (forms Shell Shurigun) Bye bye slick! \*???\*: Stop right there! ~Kazufox turns around and sees a shadow looking like him at the door~ \*???\*: I've found you FAKER!! \*Kazufox\*: Oh crud!  He found me! \*???\*: What are you even doing here?  This is my hangout! \*Kazufox\*: Not anymore kid!  Tell you what, if you can guess my name then I'll let slick over here live to see another day, but no hints and you get only one try!  Heh heh heh- \*???\*: Doopliss. \*Kazufox\*: (shocked) What...did you...say? \*???\*: Doop-liss. \*Doopliss\*: Gaaaah, how did you know it was me!?  I know my laugh was noticeable but I had therapy for that.  So how!? \*???\*:Only two people I know say slick, but only one of them actually copies appearances. \*Doopliss\*: Smart, very smart.  But you're too late.  I got what I wanted and now I'm going to finish things.  Too bad you won't be around to see what happens! \*???\*: We'll see about that! (forms Shell Shurigun) Give me back my body! \*Doopliss\*: Never!  You'll have to fight me for it! \*???\*:Fine then!  Shell...(arm splits open, fist glows gold) \*Doopliss\*: Shurigun...(eyepiece locks on target, propeller spins) \*Both\*: BURST!! ~The two fly toward each other and their fists collide pushing each other back and forth.  The real Kazufox manages to shatter Doopliss' alter arm copy showing the normal state of the arm underneath~ \*Doopliss\*: AAAHH!!  My arm! # ~Kazufox sends a barrage of punches and kicks at Doopliss while all he can do is dodge~ \*???\*: You stupid ghost!  Give me back my name! (punches Doopliss' face) \*Doopliss\*: Gah! \*wheeze, wheeze, wheeze\* \*???\*:Had enough? \*Doopliss\*: Not yet...if I can't beat you out here...then I'll beat you in your own head!! \*???\*: What!? \*Doopliss\*: Shurigun! (eyepiece glows) ~In a flash of light, both Kazufox and Doopliss stand like statues while the battle of the minds is about to begin.~ ---- # ~Location: Kazufox's mind~ ---- \*Doopliss\*: (still in Kazufox form) Say...it's quite roomy up here. \*Kazufox\*: (in non-shadow form) Only because I made it that way! We'll fight on Final Destination! # ~Final Destination battlefield forms around them~ # (~Final Destination theme starts playing~) \*Kazufox\*: Here's the rules, if you want my body then you'll have to fight me for it.  To make this more interesting no alter powers, got it? \*Doopliss\*: Fine with me. (pulls out pistol) \*bang\* \*Doopliss\*: Ha!  I win! \*Kazufox\*: (gets up) Ow!  Cheap bastard! (pulls out blaster) \*bang\* ~Doopliss returns fire by shooting Kazufox with a machine gun.  Kazufox shoots back with a gatling gun.  Doopliss fires a homing launcher and Kazufox fires a bazooka at the same time~ \*boooom\* ~When the smoke clears Doopliss fires Samus' charged shot while Kazufox fires Megaman's, but the blasts cancel each other out~ \*Kazufox\*: Time to take it to the next level.  HAAAAH!! (powers up DBZ style) \*Doopliss\*: Oh yeah?  I can do that too! WOOOAH!! ~Both fly into the air and start fighting DBZ style blowing up everything until the fight ends in a stand off~ \*Doopliss\*: \*wheeze\* You're good son Kazu. \*Kazufox\*: \*huff\* You too, but I'm better! (throws grenade) \*BOOM\* \*Kazufox\*: Woohoo!  I won! # ~A bomb-omb blows up Kazufox~ \*Kazufox\*: Crap!  I hate when that happens. (sees Doopliss) Tell me something, how did you figure out the trick to my Shurigun? \*Doopliss\*: What trick?  I came here to take over your body. \*Kazufox\*: The only person who knows is Fred. \*Doopliss\*: What are you babbling about? \*Kazufox\*: My Shurigun, the eyepiece, has the ability to lock-on so my attacks can never miss and it searches for the weak points, kinda like something Samus' suit can do.  I can see through walls and stuff with it also.  And the term 'imagine them in their underwear'?  I can actually do that by locking onto specific targets.  If a person is weak minded then I can invade their head and control them. \*Doopliss\*: So, what does any of that have to do with me? \*Kazufox\*: Two things.  One, I'm not weak minded and two, my Shurigun prevents me from actually becoming brainwashed!  In fact, I trained it to work like a camera and can even connect to a computer and print out stuff. \*Doopliss\*: What? \*Kazufox\*: Anyways, Fred is a hippie for some unknown reason understands everything I'm telling you. \*Doopliss\*: I don't care about your stupid hippie friend! # ~Fred suddenly appears~ \*Fred\*: Alright man, who called me a stupid hippie? # ~Kazufox points to Doopliss.  Fred pulls out his shotgun and shoots Doopliss~ \*Kazufox\*: Way to go Fre-Aaah! # ~Fred shoots Kazufox also~ \*Fred\*: That's for not paying rent on time man! (disappears) \*Kazufox\*: Damn.  That hurts!  I hate when he does that.  Huh?  Aftershock...what are you doing inside my head? \*Aftershock\*: Plothole.  The point is that you've pissed off a lot of people. \*Kazufox\*: How? \*Aftershock\*: For starters you called Link and Marth gay. \*Kazufox\*: Hey, I said that Link isn't gay and I'm not 100% sure about Marth. \*Aftershock\*: Okay, but you went out with Samus. \*Kazufox\*: So? \*Aftershock\*: I was supposed to go out with her that night! \*Kazufox\*: So? \*Aftershock\*: You've been sending a lot of love letters to her! \*Kazufox\*: No I didn't.  Did anyone tell you you're crazy? \*Aftershock\*: Look, just stop hitting on Samus got it? \*Kazufox\*: Why, you like her? \*Aftershock\*: Yeah. \*Kazufox\*: Too bad. # ~Aftershock pulls out his sword and starts cutting up Kazufox, then disappears~ \*Doopliss\*: Ha ha!  You got chopped up! # ~Bowe appears near Doopliss~ \*Bowe\*: Hey, I'm really angry.  Know why? \*Doopliss\*: No. \*Bowe\*: I'm angry because you told Marth that Roy started the whole 'Link and Marth are gay' rumor and Roy is still in the hospital! \*Doopliss\*: I don't know what you're talking about. \*Bowe\*: Don't act stupid! \*Doopliss\*: Seriously, I don't know.  I'm not even a real interviewer and- \*Bowe\*: That's it! # ~Bowe pulls out his sword and slices up Doopliss~ \*Bowe\*: Roy, I have avenged you! (disappears) \*Dark Falz\*: Bwah ha ha ha!  Now that they are out, I can take over this body and destroy Jolteon!  And not even Lady Nightshade, Amy Clearwater, or Link can stop me!  Bwah ha ha ha ha!!  Huh?  What the heck is that? # ~An atomic bomb drops on the arena sending then to Hyrule Temple~ (~Hyrule Temple theme starts playing~) \*Kazufox\*: That sucked.  I really need to watch my mouth and try not to piss off people just because I can. ~A bomb-omb hits Kazufox~ \*Doopliss\*: Gotcha!  Ah ha ha ha!  That was funny! \*Kazufox\*: Here's something to laugh at! (pulls out remote and hits button) # ~A nuclear bomb with Caiman's logo on the side heads toward Doopliss~ \*Dark Falz\*: Oh...my head. (sees missile) Curse you and your bad luck Jolteon! \*BOOOOOOM\* \*Doopliss\*: Grr...now I'm really mad! # ~An army of mini Doopliss' appear and charge at Kazufox~ \*Kazufox\*: No midget army of ghost wearing party hats is going to stop me!  Go my Super Mario 128! ~128 mini Marios appear and fight the ghosts~ \*Kazufox\*: Ha!  My army of Marios can't be beat! \*Doopliss\*: Oh yeah?  Go Sonic team! # ~12 Sonics appear and attack the mini Marios~ \*Kazufox\*: Time to call in the cavalry. # ~20 Marios on Yoshis appear and join the battle~ \*Doopliss\*: Two can play this game! # ~40 Links on Esponas enter the battle~ \*Kazufox\*: Oh yeah?  Metal squadron, attack! # ~8 Metal Marios attack the Links~ \*Doopliss\*: Why do you have an army of Marios? \*Kazufox\*: Because he has so many forms that you could literally build an army. \*Doopliss\*: Smart.  Now for my secret weapon.  Go princess brigade! # ~5 Princess Peaches appear and use the deadly psych bomb as seen in Super Mario RPG~ \*Dark Falz\*: Ohhh...Forget this!  I'm through trying to take over this body.  I'm leaving...oh crap. \*BOOOOOOOOOM\* \*Kazufox\*: Grr!!  Red cap!  What's the status? \*Red mini Mario\*: That-a blast-a did-a a-a lot-a hurt-a! \*Kazufox\*: Damn!  Blue caps pull back, black and yellow caps cover blue.  Red and green caps move forward!  Where's the doctors? \*Blue mini Mario\*: Only-a 21-a Dr. Mario-a remain-a! \*Kazufox\*: Not good...Send in the gundams. \*Blue mini Mario\*: Yes-a sir-a! \*Kazufox\*: All Marios pull back now! # ~The Mario army start to retreat~ \*Doopliss\*: Ha!  Look at them run.  I win!  I win...huh? ~The 5 gundams from Gundam Wing including Wing Zero, Deathscythe Hell, Heavyarms, Sandrock, and Altron attack everything in sight bringing Doopliss' army down to 20%~ \*Doopliss\*: That's IT!!  Enough is enough.  Get ready kid because I summon FARA!! # ~The sky turns dark as Fara rises from the ground in full demon blaze~ \*Fara\*: FOOOOOOXXX!!!! # ~Fara attacks the gundams in a fury~ \*Kazufox\*: Time to even things up.  Go Zelda!! # ~A very pissed off and PMSing Zelda crashes through the temple in the background~ \*Zelda\*: LIIIINNK!!!! ~All the remaining Links wet themselves then disappear.  The two girls see each other and start fighting~ \*Fara\*: FOX!!  Where are you!? \*Zelda\*: LINK!!  How dare you leave ME!! # ~The two stop fighting~ \*Fara\*: You have boyfriend problems too? \*Zelda\*: Yeah.  Hey we shouldn't be killing each other... \*Kazufox\*: Uh oh. \*Zelda\*: We should kill them! (points to Kazufox and Doopliss) # ~The girls fly strait for the two~ \*Doopliss\*: What are we gonna do!? \*Kazufox\*: The only thing we can do.  Summon the only thing that can stop two psycho girls with boyfriend issues.  I call upon you, UNICRON!! ~The sky opens up as a gigantic plothole opens up releasing the giant planet sized transformer who then starts sucking up everything in sight including the two girls~ \*Doopliss\*: Now what!?  It's gonna eat us!! \*Kazufox\*: I'm in my happy place, I'm in my happy place! \*Doopliss\*: AAAAHH!! # ~Kazufox and Doopliss look around to see that they end up in a bathroom~ \*Doopliss\*: A bathroom?  This is your happy place? \*Kazufox\*: No, but there's something familiar about this place, yet this is the first time I've been here. \*Doopliss\*: Hey I hear running water, let's go see. \*Kazufox\*: Hmm... # ~The shower doors open and Krystal pokes her head out and sees Doopliss~ \*Krystal\*: PERVERT!!!! \*Kazufox\*: Oh yeah...this was the shower thing.  I though I deleted that, I'll take care of that when I get back. \*Doopliss\*: (runs by) Do something!  Help! \*Kazufox\*: Let's see...what would my friends think of in a situation like this... # ~Doopliss gets chased by Krystal in a bath towel swinging her staff like crazy~ \*Kazufox\*: Don't worry, this time I have a plan that won't backfire. (heads toward door) Where is he? \*Fox\*: AAAAAHH!! \*Kazufox\*: Here he comes. \*Michael Jackson\*: Wait, come back hee hee!  I just want to play!  Don't be ignorant. \*Fox\*: No!  Go play with Slippy! # ~Fox runs past the bathroom and Kazufox puts a detour sign leading to the bathroom~ \*MJ\*: Hmm...okay. \*chamaona\* # ~Kazufox hides inside the cabinets, MJ walks in and Doopliss flies by~ \*MJ\*: What's the big hurry little boy?  Oh this steam isn't good for my nose. (turns around and sees Krystal) AAAAAHH!!  It's a girl! (nose falls off) \*Krystal\*: AAAAAHH!! It's a...thing! # ~Both faint and Kazufox comes out with a plastic bag~ \*Kazufox\*: It's safe. (stuffs MJ into bag) \*Doopliss\*: You are so screwed up... # ~Kazufox tosses the bag into a pothole with an exit sign labeled over it~ \*Doopliss\*: What's that? \*Kazufox\*: Can't you read?  If you're only a thought then this is the disposal.  Some loser that entered my mind, freedom. \*Doopliss\*: Let me out!  Your mind is so screwed up its not worth trying to take over. (jumps out) \*Kazufox\*: Oh well, there goes another one.  Things in my head will return to normal when I leave. (jumps out) ~Greg enters the bathroom~ \*Greg\*: Hey Kazufox, what's with all the noise?  I could've sworn that Michael Jackson was here. (notices that Krystal is unconscious) There are so many things I could do right now...BUT YOU CAN'T LOOK!! ---- # ~Back at base 1 hour later~ ---- \*Kazufox\*: Well, can I have my body back? \*Doopliss\*: Sure whatever.  It's not worth being you! ~Doopliss returns to his original ghost form and Kazufox becomes himself again still in Shell Shurigun form.  Team Starwolf starts waking up~ \*Kazufox\*: Hey, why don't you ask the final question? \*Doopliss\*: Really?  Thanks.  Okay slick I just want to know one thing.  Why won't you let me join your team? \*Panther\*: That was what this whole thing was about!?  You mean I had my pride and joys shocked for this!?  This whole thing was a big waste of- # ~Kazufox covers Panther's mouth~ \*Wolf\*: Because you suck at fighting and you're even worse at flying but most of all I was sick of your stupid pranks!  You disgust me you worthless piece of- \*Kazufox\*: Well that ends the interview.  It's time for Doopliss to fly back to Twilight Town. (charges up attack) Fist class!  Shell Shurigun Burst!! # ~Kazufox sends Doopliss flying all the way to Twilight Town~ \*Doopliss\*: Thank you...! (disappears as a star) \*Kazufox\*: Well this is Kazufox ending this interview.  See ya! # ~End of Chapter~ ~What happened to Starwolf wasn't easy for them.  Panther can't walk for at least a month.  Leon is screwed up in the head and has a phobia of anything blue or has feathers, but is getting professional help.  Wolf is still a drunk and has put up a bounty for Barney's head but no luck so far.  Aftershock had felt better after what he did and so does Bowe and hopefully they and everyone else won't be pissed off at Kazufox.  Katt eventually got her 'Falco Gone Wild' collection back.  Doopliss has returned to Creepy Steeple and decide to never copy interviewers like Kazufox ever again.  Fred eventually got the rent money and was pleased.  Dark Falz eventually escaped to recover from being blown up.  The others inside Kazufox's head don't really exist so things didn't really happen...except for Greg.  Now Kazufox heads to Slippy's funeral.~ ---- # ~Location: Funeral place~ ---- \*Kazufox\*: Are you sure you're feeling better? \*Wolf\*: I'll be fine.  What took you so long anyways? \*Kazufox\*: (normal state) Well, after my second successful date with Miyu, I noticed that I became a shadow and after I went home and played video games I went searching for Doopliss.  I found him by the second day but to get ready I went to Shadow for some lessons in 'how to meet your faker'. \*Wolf\*: I hate you... \*Kazufox\*: I know.  I wonder who killed Slippy this time and by stabbing, a lot! \*Peppy\*: Let's not worry about that, so let's party! (hides bloody letter opener in coat) ---- # ~Meanwhile at top of Creepy Steeple~ ---- \*Doopliss\*: Ah...home sweet home. # ~An evil metallic figure steps into the moonlight~ \*???\*: You.  Doofus, tell me everything that happened. \*Doopliss\*: My name is Doopliss and who are you? \*???\*: That is none of your business Doopiss, now tell me what you know. # \*The End\* ---- # ~Oooh, mysterious conspiracy.  Find out who it is in another interview.  No Marios, Links, Peaches, Sonics, Yoshis, Zeldas, Esponas,  Faras, gundams, Michael Jacksons, Krystals or Foxes were actually hurt in the making of this interview, but Slippy, Dark Falz and Starwolf was.~ ~Nintendo characters are copyright to Nintendo.~ ~Sonic is copyright to Sonic team.~ ~Barney is copyright to hell.~ ~Reader is copyright to...you should know this one.~ ~Other interviewers are copyright to themselves.~ ~Michael Jackson is copyright to himself.~ ~Dark Falz is copyright to Jolteon.~ ~The gundams from Gundam Wing are copyright to Sunrise Inc.~ ~Unicron is copyright to whoever owns Transformers.~ ~'Falco Gone Wild' is copyright to the sick people that own it.~ ~Fred the hippie, Greg and Kazufox are copyright to Kazufox.~ Source: https://sofurry.com/s/dmBOZW2n Part of the series Kazufox Interviews! 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