{"sf1_id":2078120,"sf2_id":"dmW0zPEn","title":"Twas the Sex Before Christmas","author":"RazialDrakken","words":568,"posted_at":"2023-12-02T17:43:03.000Z","tags":["Anal","Breeding","Christmas","Chubby","Furry","Gay","Human","Mouse","Parody","Penis","Poem","Poetry","Reindeer","Santa","Sex","fap","furries","hairy"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/2078120-twas-the-sex-before-christmas","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/dmW0zPEn","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/56/a4/56a44d70-0ad2-489d-a318-f942e1a54084","description":"Disclaimer: I do not own the original poem. I have simply made a parody relating to furries. I figure this would be funny. Otherwise, please enjoy.","content":"T’was the sex before Christmas\n\nT’was the sex before Christmas and all through the house,\n\nEvery creature was breeding, even the mouse.\n\nThe stockings were hung on beans with the greatest of care,\n\nIn the hopes that a penis will soon be there.\n\nThe bottoms were all snugged in their beds,\n\nAs the vision of hot men dance in their heads.\n\nDad with his lobe and I with my strap,\n\nHad just settled in for a long winter’s fap.\n\nWhen out on the lawn, there arose such a laughter,\n\nI sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.\n\nAway to the window, I flew like a flash,\n\nI tore open the shutter and threw up the sash.\n\nThe moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow.\n\nGave the lustre of midday to objects below,\n\nWhen, what to my wondering eyes should appear,\n\nBut a massive sleigh and eight hunky reindeer.\n\nWith a big old daddy driver, so lively, and\u0026nbsp;thick,\n\nI knew in a moment it must be St. Dick.\n\nMore rapid than eagles, his courses they came,\n\nAnd he whistled and shouted, and they obeyed by name:\n\n“Fuck Dasher, Fuck Dancer, Fuck Prancer and Vixen\n\nMount Comet, Mount Cupid, mount Donner and Blitzen\n\nTo the top of the bottom to the top of a maw,\n\nNow, fuck your way, fuck your way, fuck your way all!”\n\nAs dicks before a hot body, the cum will fly,\n\nWhen they meet a hot furry, asses turn to the sky,\n\nSo up to the mounts the boys they flew,\n\nIn a sleigh full of bad dragon toys and St. Dick too\n\nAnd then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof,\n\nThe prancing and dancing of each gay hoof\n\nAs I drew in my head and turned around\n\nDown the chimney, St. Dick came with a bound\n\nHis body was dressed in fur from his head to his foot,\n\nHis body and jockstrap were all tarnished with ashes and soot,\n\nA bundle of bad dragon toys he had flung in his back,\n\nAnd looked ready to be fucked by a wolf pack,\n\nHis eyes twinkled with lust, his dimples, how merry,\n\nHis Cheeks were like roses like he had been drinking Sherry,\n\nHis seductive little mouth was drawn up in a bow,\n\nAnd the beard on his chin was as white as snow,\n\nThe stump of a weed pipe he held tight in his teeth,\n\nThe smoke was so thick it encircled his head like a wreath,\n\nHe had a handsome face and a little dad belly,\n\nThat shook when we fucked, like a bowl full of jelly,\n\nHe was chubby and plump for a dad, a right jolly old elf,\n\nAnd I stared hungrily when I saw him in spite of myself,\n\nA wink of his eyes and a rub of his head\n\nSoon gave me to know I had to get him into bed,\n\nHe spoke not a word but went straight to work,\n\nHe filled my ass and gave me a holiday jerk,\n\nAfter that laying a finger to the side of his nose\n\nAnd giving a nod up the chimney, leaving me a rose,\n\nHe sprang to his sleigh and to his team gave a whistle,\n\nAnd away they all flew like the down of a thistle,\n\nI heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight,\n\n“Merry Sexmas to all and to all…a goodnight.\""}