# Jaguar Balls (Song Parody)

Author: danath
Tags: Gay, Jaguar, Male, Parody, Poetry, song lyrics

Happy XXXmas, you filthy animals.

Riding on the cat  
He takes my hips in hand  
With an ass that's going 'splat'  
This pounding's worth the grand  
Bells on harness ring  
He turns my ass upright  
What fun it is to take his thing  
And several loads tonight

Jaguar balls, jaguar balls,   
Jaguars fill my day  
Oh what fun it is to ride  
A jag's thick dick today, hey!  
Jaguar balls, jaguar balls  
So what if I gotta pay?  
The cat stud's dick is just too good  
And I'm gonna take it all the way

A day or two ago  
I thought I'd take a ride  
I called, and soon this cat  
Was naked at my side  
The jag was big and muscled  
Jockstraps seemed his lot  
He came in hard and heavy  
And fucked me like a THOT

Jaguar balls, jaguar balls  
Please come back soon again  
Oh what fun it is to ride  
And feel his huge weight pin  
Jaguar balls, jaguar balls  
I came near right away  
Oh what fun it is to ride  
And with a fat-dicked jaguar play

Now the floor is white  
Covered in his seed  
Take my ass tonight  
Fill it as you need  
Stretch my stomach out  
Pump me up with kits  
Hold me down real good  
And on your lap I sits

Jaguar balls, jaguar balls  
Throbbing with their loads  
Oh, I can't wait to slide  
Until they squeeze against my toes  
Jaguar balls, jaguar balls  
Slapping all the way  
He laughed as there I sprawling lie  
And soon left with all his pay

Source: https://sofurry.com/s/V1YGN40m
Part of the series Poems for Furries
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