{"sf1_id":2109253,"sf2_id":"lmXwrEye","title":"Karaoke Coercion","author":"PapaDelta","words":4682,"posted_at":"2024-02-27T01:37:39.000Z","tags":["ADHG","Alcohol","Bear","Black Bear","Blackmail","Boobs","Greentext","HMOFA","Human","Interspecies","Karaoke","Lesbian","Lesbians","Lioness","NSFW","Panties","Party","Penis","Red Panda","Semi Consensual","Straight"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/2109253-karaoke-coercion","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/lmXwrEye","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/63/18/63189a68-22ed-4387-95f1-a0a11a017f69","description":"So a new guy at the company gets roped into a night out with a few coworkers he barely knows. What follows next is a HR rep's worst nightmare.   \n  \n~4700 words  \n  \nUpdate 02/27/24: Added some additional text at \"You take a deep breath\", \"As she sits down you can’t\", and \"It’s shame really, your dull\" in addition to a few other small changes.","content":"\\\u003e\\*click-clack-click…clickclackclick\\*\n\n\\\u003eYour eyes begin to glaze over as your shift nears its welcome end\n\n\\\u003eIt wasn't like your job was particularly difficult, despite having the illustrious title of 'Senior Technical Records Manager' you were little more than a glorified data entry monkey\n\n\\\u003eRead whatever document showed up in your mailbox, record it into the computer, verify, then click upload\n\n\\\u003eAgain, and again, and again\n\n\\\u003eHey, at least you got an office all to yourself and a decent haul every payday \u0026nbsp;\n\n\\\u003eYou slide the last document for today in front of your desk\n\n\\\u003eAnother internal sales report\n\n\\\u003eHow exciting…\n\n\\\u003eAfter chugging the last of your coffee you put hand to keyboard and begin grinding away\n\n\\\u003e1155.36 in box A, 5588.33 in box B, 420.69 in box C, 65-\n\n\\\u003eYou're broken out of your trance when your office door clicks open\n\n\\\u003eIn peeks the head of your boss, a rather fierce looking lioness you knew as Ms. Leslie\n\n\\\u003eBut the office also knew her by a different name, one only spoken in hushed tones and private conversations\n\n\\\u003eMs. Lezzy\n\n\\\u003eIt was an open secret that she was dating a bubbly red panda named Stephany working under her\n\n\\\u003eThe lovey dovey way they looked at each other, the unusually close distance they stood next to one another, the occasional red hair stuck to her muzzle\n\n\\\u003eIt didn't take a psychic to see what was going on\n\n\\\u003eThough blatantly against the rules everyone seemed either too apathetic or too scared to do anything about it\n\n\\\u003eSo during your short tenure here you've decided to keep quiet, no point stirring the pot when you're among the most expendable\n\n\\\u003e\"Hey Anon.\" She greets you, her tone flat and face stoic\n\n\\\u003e\"Ms. Leslie, what's going on?\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Are you doing anything after work today?\"\n\n\\\u003e\"I don't have any plans, why do you ask?\"\n\n\\\u003eThere's a brief pause as she looks downward as if unsure what to say next, then gazes back up to you\n\n\\\u003e\"Me and some coworkers are having dinner after work and we were wondering if you would like to join us.\"\n\n\\\u003eDinner after work? What an odd request, especially for someone who's batting for the other team\n\n\\\u003e\"Oh, is this like a corporate thing or…\" You trail off, hoping she'll fill in the blanks\n\n\\\u003e\"Yes, it is.\" She answers with a nod. “It's just a little bit of casual professional development. I know you're still fairly new to the team so this might help you get to know your fellow workers better. We're just going to talk over some hamburgers, maybe have a drink or two, nothing spectacular. And don't worry about payment, I can put everything on the company card. You in?\"\n\n\\\u003eYou pause to think\n\n\\\u003eFree food, good\n\n\\\u003eGoing somewhere at night with people you barely know, bad\n\n\\\u003ePotentially getting to know your coworkers better, good\n\n\\\u003eHaving to awkwardly avoid talking about her relationship with Stephany if she's brought along, bad\n\n\\\u003eIn the end the call of free food wins out, your empty stomach having rigged the vote\n\n\\\u003e\"Sure, I'll join you.\" You answer\n\n\\\u003e\"Excellent. When you're done with the day's work just meet me in the lobby and we can all take my car.\" She says with an oddly predatory glare\n\n\\\u003eThe door closes and you're once again left alone with your thoughts\n\n\\\u003eThat whole conversation was strange\n\n\\\u003eWas she hitting on you? You've never been very good at picking up the signs\n\n\\\u003eBut she's already got someone to bust clams with\n\n\\\u003eIs she bisexual?\n\n\\\u003eIs she making her very own female led pride with you and Stephany?\n\n\\\u003eYou shake your head and shoo away those intrusive thoughts\n\n\\\u003eIt's nothing sexual, Anon\n\n\\\u003eShe just wants to meet and have dinner with a few other people\n\n\\\u003eSimple\n\n\\\u003eYou walk through the empty halls of the office building towards the lobby, ready to end the day with a burger and a brewski\n\n\\\u003eAs you round a corner you see the pants suited lioness and none other than her red furred girly friend sitting on a couch\n\n\\\u003eAs expected they're seated just a _little_ too close together to look normal\n\n\\\u003eYou groan internally, you can already tell that tonight's going to awkward\n\n\\\u003eThey're engaged in some banal conversation as you walk up to them\n\n\\\u003e\"Hey, did I get here a little early?\" You ask, surely there's no way it was just going to be you three\n\n\\\u003e\"Anon!\" Greets Stephany, her voice a happy high-pitched squeal. “We're going to have _so much_ fun tonight! Ms. Leslie picked the _perfect_ place for us to eat and have a little private room where we can-“\n\n\\\u003eShe's cut off as the lioness puts a finger up to the red panda's lips, but those last few words start to worry you\n\n\\\u003eA private room to do what?\n\n\\\u003e\"Shh, my little cub. Not yet.\" Leslie coos before looking up to you. “We're waiting for one more person to arrive then we can- Oh! Speak of the devil and she shall appear!\"\n\n\\\u003eYou turn around and see another one of your coworkers walking into the lobby\n\n\\\u003eIt's a black bear named Ashley \u0026nbsp;\n\n\\\u003eYou've seen her around the office but you can't say you know her very well\n\n\\\u003eOutside of the occasional greeting and dry work related conversation you don't think that you've spoken to her at all, in fact\n\n\\\u003eStill, you've gathered that she's worked here for a while being somewhere in her thirties and good friends with a few of the higher ups in the building, Leslie included\n\n\\\u003eShe's wearing a pink knee length skirt and a conservative white blouse, her ears studded with small earrings\n\n\\\u003eFrom what little you've seen of her she comes off as reserved, you might even dare to call her shy\n\n\\\u003eAshley walks up to the three of you and Stephany leaps up from her seat, wrapping Ashley up in a wide hug\n\n\\\u003e\"Ash bear! So good to see you! You're going to love where we're going!\" She giggles\n\n\\\u003e\"Oh? And where might that be?\" She responds with a polite smile, gently pushing Stephany off of her\n\n\\\u003e\"You've been there before. Remember the place on 2nd street? Next to Jin's Ramen?\" Answers Leslie\n\n\\\u003e\"Ohhhh, that place. Sounds fun. And we're taking Anon with us?\" Ashley asks, giving you a curious once over\n\n\\\u003e\"Yep, I invited him along for the night. We'll need someone to help down all those cocktails I know you'll be ordering.\" \u0026nbsp;\n\n\\\u003eAshley rolls her eyes\n\n\\\u003e\"It's the honey they mix into them, I can't resist it.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Typical.\" Leslie smirks, putting a hand over Stephany's shoulders. “Now let's get a move on, I already reserved a private room so we won't have to wait. I'll drive.\"\n\n\\\u003eLeslie and her date begin walking to the exit and you and Ashley follow close behind\n\n\\\u003eThe lioness hops into the driver's seat of her sporty sedan and Stephany rides shotgun, you and the black bear taking up the rear seats\n\n\\\u003eThe ride over is quiet yet your head is filled with a cacophony of questions\n\n\\\u003eWhat exactly have you gotten yourself into here?\n\n\\\u003eWhat's the relation between Ashley and the others? Friends or something more?\n\n\\\u003eWhy just the four of you? Surely Leslie could have roped others into joining\n\n\\\u003eAnd where were you going exactly anyway? A restaurant? A bar? Sex dungeon?\n\n\\\u003eAnd to top it all off why the hell are you here?\n\n\\\u003eWhat use is one guy among three women, two of which are already known to not want what you're packing?\n\n\\\u003eLeslie wanted you specifically so clearly they must have some use for you\n\n\\\u003eMaybe-\n\n\\\u003eOh\n\n\\\u003eIt's all beginning to make sense\n\n\\\u003eThey must want you to be the designated driver, probably thought you were too square to be the binge drinking type or at least had enough self-control to pace yourself \u0026nbsp;\n\n\\\u003eThe questions begin to fade as the pieces kinda, sorta, maybe begin to fit together in your head\n\n\\\u003eThe shy girl and her two lesbian friends just want the new guy to drive them home tonight\n\n\\\u003eProbably\n\n\\\u003eThe car is parked and the four of you step out into the fading light\n\n\\\u003eThe location?\n\n\\\u003eA karaoke bar right in the center of town\n\n\\\u003eYep, not a huge surprise\n\n\\\u003eYou all step into the bar and are escorted to a private room in the back of the building\n\n\\\u003eIt's a cozy room, with a large sofa and coffee table on one side and a TV and audio equipment taking up the other\n\n\\\u003eProjectors in the ceiling cast an array of multicolored lights across the room but the lighting is otherwise kept dim, the flat dark blue wallpaper providing a dark backdrop for the effects\n\n\\\u003e\"I should warn you guys, my singing voice isn't so good. You may want to get some earplugs.\" You joke\n\n\\\u003eLeslie laughs, plopping down on the sofa\n\n\\\u003e\"Don't worry Anon, that's what the drinks are for. They can turn anyone's tone deaf screeching into angel song.\" She looks to Stephany. “Steph! Grab us some drinks why don't ya? Get sake for the two of us, some of those honey laced cocktails for Ash, then what do you want Anon?\"\n\n\\\u003eYou shrug in response\n\n\\\u003e\"Just some water would be fine for now.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"What? You don't drink?\" She asks, a look of disbelief on her face\n\n\\\u003e\"I thought I was going to be the designated driver for tonight?\"\n\n\\\u003e\"No, no, no. I can call a ride service if we need it, it's not an issue. I invited you here to have fun Anon. That means having a drink or two with the rest of us, getting a little silly, you know, let loose a little.\" She tells you, that predatory look once again poking through\n\n\\\u003e\"Or maybe letting loose a lot, I'll get you some of the same drinks Ash is getting. If you don't like them then I'm sure she's willing to take them off of you. I think we all know how smashed you were the last time we were here Ash. Heh, heh, heh.\" The red panda cackles, walking out of the room\n\n\\\u003e\"Uhg, what kind of woman does she think I am.\" Groans Ashley. “She always orders me way too many drinks then I feel obligated to finish them since they're already in front of me. I am _not_ an alcoholic. She just orders me too much.\"\n\n\\\u003e“Then maybe you should share the load with Anon. You can handle a girly cocktail or two, right big guy?\" Leslie asks, shifting her gaze over to you\n\n\\\u003e\"Ya, of course.\" You confidently answer. “If you're getting close to your limit just let me know Ash, I'll finish off whatever Stephany brings you.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Thanks Anon, you're saving me a ton of trouble. I don't even remember what happened the last time we were here I got so messed up. It's like we just walked in and bam! Instant memory loss.\" The bear nervously chuckles\n\n\\\u003eOut of the corner of your eye you see Leslie look at Ashley and smile\n\n\\\u003eAfter Stephany returned with the drinks the rest of the night went as expected\n\n\\\u003eTerrible singing, lots of sweet little drinks down the hatch, laughs all around\n\n\\\u003eWhat rapidly became obvious was that Leslie wasn't even attempting to make anything about tonight professional\n\n\\\u003eHardly an hour in and all three of them had unbuttoned their shirts to the point of barest modesty, Leslie and Steph had made out no less than half a dozen times in the middle of a song, and the booze and cheap bar food seemed to multiply on the coffee table\n\n\\\u003eOn the bright side Ashley was becoming noticeably more social as the night went on and the honey laced drinks did their magic\n\n\\\u003eYou and her would begin to talk when someone else was up singing\n\n\\\u003eTurns out she's some sort of sales rep for the company, been working the same job for the past several years\n\n\\\u003eGiven the lack of a wedding ring on her finger you asked if she was seeing anyone\n\n\\\u003eShe replied that she was single, then the conversation quickly moved onto other things \u0026nbsp;\n\n\\\u003eSpeaking of Ash, you're both currently up in front of the TV doing a duet\n\n\\\u003e\"Don't go breeaking my heeaart.\" You drunkenly sing\n\n\\\u003e\"I won't go breaking your \\*hic\\* heart.\" Ashley sings back\n\n\\\u003e\"Don't go breaking my heart.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"I won't go breaking your heart.\"\n\n\\\u003eThe lighting effects in the room dim and the lyrics on the TV fade into a menu screen\n\n\\\u003e\"You take a deep breath\u0026nbsp;to refill your lungs and an unmistakably musky scent invades your nostrils\n\n\\\u003eWith three singing, dancing fur covered women all contained in such a small room it's no surprise that the air's getting a little thick in here\n\n\\\u003e\"That was great! Wooooo!\" Stephany shouts with her hands in the air, one hand still gripping a mostly empty bottle of sake\n\n\\\u003eLeslie simply claps and motions to the center of the couch\n\n\\\u003e\"Music to my ears, why don't you two song birds come and have a seat? I think we all need a quick breather.\"\n\n\\\u003eYou and Ash stumble back to the couch, holding onto each other as the world spins with each step\n\n\\\u003eWith Leslie on one end and Stephany in the center you sit on the remaining end, silently thankful as the dizziness subsides when you're finally seated\n\n\\\u003e\"So Ash, what do you think of Anon?\"\n\n\\\u003e\"He's a good karaoke partner, doesn't mess up his lines toooo much.\" She giggles back\n\n\\\u003e\"No, I'm not talking about his karaoke skills. You know what I mean, do you _like_ him?\" \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\n\n\\\u003eAshley glances at you and breaks into a drunken smile, then leans towards Leslie, motioning for her to come in closer\n\n\\\u003eThe lioness leans in and Ash puts her mouth right next to Leslie's ear, cupping it so no one heard her response\n\n\\\u003eWhen they finally break apart Leslie looks directly at you\n\n\\\u003e\"She thinks you're cute.\"\n\n\\\u003eAshley gasps and hits the lioness on the shoulder\n\n\\\u003e\"You bitch! That was private!\" She says, half laughing\n\n\\\u003e\"And Anon, what do you think of Ash bear?\" Leslie asks\n\n\\\u003eYou pause to look over the black bear in question\n\n\\\u003eIt's probably the alcohol talking, but right now she looks hot as hell\n\n\\\u003eThe soft curves, the way her eyes sparkle in the light, her soft fur and heavenly voice\n\n\\\u003eYou've never really been into anthro women, but right now Ashley looks hotter than any human you can remember\n\n\\\u003e\"I think she's cute too.\" You say, drunkenly smiling\n\n\\\u003eLeslie leans back in her seat with a satisfied smile and brings a sake bottle up to her mouth, taking a violent swig before slamming it back down into the coffee table\n\n\\\u003e\"You two should fuck. Right here. Right now.\" She proclaims\n\n\\\u003eYou're left speechless as Ashley turns to the lioness, nervously giggling\n\n\\\u003e\"Leslie, what are you talking about? I mean he's cute, but…\"\n\n\\\u003e“But what?\" The lioness spits back, her face shifting into a scowl\n\n\\\u003e\"I mean, not here, not in front of you and Steph. I'm not that kind of girl. And I barely even know the guy.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Ash bear, honey.\" The lioness tries to say something but it gets jumbled up in her throat. She takes a deep breath to gather her thoughts before continuing. “You need this, Ashley. This is for you.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Huh? What's for me?\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Anon, the private room, this whole night was planned so that you could finally get some dick. I know how much you've hurting since the breakup.\" Leslie takes a hand and runs it down Ashley's cheek. “You don't know it, but you told me everything the last time we were here. You got so drunk you started rambling about that fucking piece of shit boyfriend you had. How he treated you, what he did behind your back, he broke your heart and tore it into pieces. He ruined you, he ruined _my_ little Ash bear.\"\n\n\\\u003eAshley turns away, eyes beginning to water\n\n\\\u003e\"N-No, that was private. I, uh, you weren't supposed to hear that.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Ashley, what happened wasn't your fault. You can't wallow in misery all the time.\" Stephany assures her, putting a gentle hand on her shoulder. “I was there too. You told us about how you moved to that dingy little apartment afterwards. About all those nights spent crying in the shower. The loneliness. The depression. And the fear too. Fear that your life was over, that you'd never start a family, that you'd die alone and miserable. But there's still time Ash, there's still time.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Ash, you're one of my best friends.\" Leslie whispers, the bear beginning to gently sniffle. “And as the leader of our little friend group, my little pride, I simply can't let those fears come to life. I love you, but since we have different…interests…I set you up tonight with a handsome, virile, young man. So why don't you spread your legs and let all those fears melt away?\"\n\n\\\u003eLeslie leans forward and gently slips Ashley's skirt up her legs\n\n\\\u003e\"Leslie, come on, not now. Leslie, I'm just not still not over it…\" She weakly protests, her skirt now up to her waist and white panties plainly visible\n\n\\\u003e\"It's been years, Ash. You're too damned reserved to make the next move so you forced my hand. Now take those panties off and let Anon fuck all your negative thoughts away. You need this.\"\n\n\\\u003eAshley's mouth opens but no words come out\n\n\\\u003eShe glances up to Leslie, then Steph, then you, then back to Leslie\n\n\\\u003eHer lips quiver, then she finally takes a deep breath \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\n\n\\\u003e\"You know what? Fuck it! I _do_ deserve this.\" She says, raising her butt up in her seat\n\n\\\u003eShe slips her panties down her legs and kicks them up onto the coffee table\n\n\\\u003eYou can't help but notice the large wet spot on the bottom, guess she really did think you were cute\n\n\\\u003eSteph and Leslie each grab one of Ashley's legs and slowly pry them apart, strands of her juices sticking to her fur as her womanhood is laid bare\n\n\\\u003eThe bear licks her lips, a new fire in her eyes\n\n\\\u003e\"Take those pants off and get over here Anon.\" She orders\n\n\\\u003eEven in your drunken state it's plainly obvious just how inebriated Ashley is right now\n\n\\\u003eShe's been slurring her words, could barely walk to the couch earlier, and appears to be in the midst of an alcohol induced heat\n\n\\\u003eYou get off the couch and take a few steps back, slowly raising your hands up\n\n\\\u003e\"I never fucking agreed to any of this.\"\n\n\\\u003eLeslie growls and burns an angry hole into you\n\n\\\u003e\"My friend needs a good rutting and you've got the proper equipment. Now take your pants off and get over here!\" She snarls back\n\n\\\u003e\"This is crazy, you're crazy, she doesn't know what she's doing, shit, I don't know what I'm doing.\" You mumble back\n\n\\\u003eStephany rolls her eyes and moves an arm between Ashley's legs, spreading her glistening lips\n\n\\\u003e\"This pussy needs you, Anon. It's warm, and wet, and it's oh so lonely. Been ages since it was properly filled. Don't you want to help poor Ash bear out? She _needs_ you.\"\n\n\\\u003eAshley shoots a hand down and removes Stephany's paw from her crotch\n\n\\\u003e\"Hands off the goods, bitch.\" She scolds her\n\n\\\u003eLeslie moves a paw down and begins to rub Ashley's tummy\n\n\\\u003e\"Think of poor Ashley, Anon. Her womb's almost at the end of its life. If she's ever going to have litters of cubs it'll have to be with a big, strong, virile man like you. Just a load or two ought to be enough to blow all the cobwebs out and put her babymaker to work. Don't you want to help poor Ashley out?\"\n\n\\\u003eAshley then removes Leslie's paw from her tummy\n\n\\\u003e\"Cobwebs? Seriously Leslie? And shit, I'm only thirty five.\"\n\n\\\u003eThe lioness gives a quick shrug in response then turns back to you\n\n\\\u003e\"And if you don't help her out then I'll fire you myself. I'll blacklist you from this company and this industry entirely! You'll be fucked!\" She roars\n\n\\\u003eAll this stress is beginning to break down what meager rationality you had\n\n\\\u003eShe's going to fire you? And blacklist you?\n\n\\\u003eThis is totally not good\n\n\\\u003eBut if you just fucked Ashley…\n\n\\\u003eYou begin to look the black bear over in a lusty drunken haze\n\n\\\u003eGod, Ashley is so hot\n\n\\\u003eBig tits barely contained in that bra with nipples so hard they're poking through the fabric\n\n\\\u003eWide hips and soft curves\n\n\\\u003eAn ideal hourglass figure\n\n\\\u003eShe's older than you, but like, so what?\n\n\\\u003eAny guy on the planet would be happy to smash that black bearussy\n\n\\\u003eAnd her legs are already open, just waiting for you to take the plunge\n\n\\\u003eThe horny hormones begin to win out and your cock stiffens\n\n\\\u003eWelp, only one way to put out this fire\n\n\\\u003eYou begin to undo your belt and the lesbians shoot devious, knowing glances at each other\n\n\\\u003e\"You're going to feel so good after this Ash, I promise.\" Leslie coos into the black bear's ear\n\n\\\u003e\"You don't mind if we have a little fun of our own while you and Anon are busy, do you Ash?\"\n\n\\\u003eAshley shakes her head\n\n\\\u003e\"Do whatever you want.\"\n\n\\\u003eYour cock springs free as you lower your boxers and the lady's grins grow wider\n\n\\\u003eAshley sticks her legs in the air, presenting her sopping pussy to your stiff cock\n\n\\\u003eYou walk forward as if in a trance, the lioness beckoning you closer with a finger\n\n\\\u003e\"Just a little closer Anon. There we go. Now blow those cobwebs out.\"\n\n\\\u003eYou hold Ashley's legs up with your arms and slide into her entrance\n\n\\\u003eThe feeling is strange, as most things tend to be when you're smashed, but at the same time it's undeniably heavenly\n\n\\\u003eWith all four sets of eyes on Ashley's cunt you begin the steady back and forth\n\n\\\u003eSlowly you increase the pace\n\n\\\u003eplap…plap…plap-plap-plap\n\n\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\\*\n\n\\\u003e“Gah!\" You groan, a splitting headache greeting you as you wake\n\n\\\u003eYou lean up in bed\n\n\\\u003eWhat the hell…\n\n\\\u003eYour lips are dry, you feel like shit, your joints ache and you're somehow dead tired despite just waking up\n\n\\\u003eYou rub your forehead and-\n\n\\\u003eOh, right, the karaoke bar\n\n\\\u003eIt all feels like a dream\n\n\\\u003eTwo lesbians spreading a Christmas cake's legs, your boss threatening to blackmail you, something about cobwebs and cubs?\n\n\\\u003eYou shake your head and look out the window\n\n\\\u003eAlready daylight which means you're going to be late for work\n\n\\\u003eFuck\n\n\\\u003eAfter making a mad dash to the office you still manage to be an hour late\n\n\\\u003eThankfully you don't see Leslie, Ashley, or Stephany on the way in so you'll just have to lay low for a while, see what was real or fake as time goes on\n\n\\\u003eSo you slip into your office and get to work\n\n\\\u003eYet it isn't ten minutes later that the door to your office opens and Ashley walks in\n\n\\\u003e\"Hey Anon.\" She casually greets you, moving towards a chair in front of your desk\n\n\\\u003eAs she sits down you can't help but notice how she looks a little different compared to the way you remember her on the couch last night\n\n\\\u003eHer breasts aren't quite as full, her curves seem to have been smoothed over slightly, her fur appears duller, and only now do you notice all the small imperfections that make up an average person's normal appearance\n\n\\\u003eSuffice to say she's not the scorching hot sex machine you remember her as\n\n\\\u003eShe's not ugly by any means, still far from it, but the alcohol was definitely playing some tricks on you when you made the decision to go down on her\n\n\\\u003e\"Hey Ashley. What's, uhh, what's going on?\" You awkwardly reply\n\n\\\u003e“I just wanted to thank you for last night. Leslie told me all about it this morning and I am sooo sorry for being such a bother. I'm a light weight, it's kind of pathetic.\"\n\n\\\u003eYour brow wrinkles in confusion\n\n\\\u003e\"Thanks, but what are you thanking me for exactly? My memory of last night is a little fuzzy.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Giving me a ride home! Leslie said that about an hour into our karaoke session I passed out in the middle of a song. One too many drinks, like usual. But she also said that you nursed me back to consciousness and drove me back to my apartment.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Oh…you're welcome. I was just trying to look out for a fellow coworker. We all lose our self-control once in a while, it's nothing to be ashamed about.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Thanks.\" She smiles, nervously rubbing an arm. “There was also something else she told me about last night. It's a little embarrassing.\"\n\n\\\u003eYou lean in, curiosity piqued\n\n\\\u003e\"You can tell me. I won't judge.\"\n\n\\\u003eShe smiles nervously in response\n\n\\\u003e\"Leslie said that I tried to kiss you while you were walking me outside. Now Anon, I understand if you don't feel the same way that I do, but I would be a liar if I said you didn't catch my interest last night. So if you feel that there's something between us, and you don't mind dating an old hag like me, then I'd be open to getting some coffee together sometime. Then we'll just see where things take us.\"\n\n\\\u003eYou pause and lick your dry lips\n\n\\\u003eOkay, either your version of last night's events is entirely made up or Leslie's been lying up a storm this morning\n\n\\\u003eIn either case getting in contact with Leslie before making any dates seems like a good idea\n\n\\\u003e\"Ash, I had a great time last night with you. But I still need a little time to process everything. Tell you what, I'll call you up later today and let you know what my answer is. Until then, let's keep our schedules open.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"Okay, I understand. I'll talk to you later then. Bye.\" She waves, a faint smile on her lips\n\n\\\u003e\"Bye.\"\n\n\\\u003eShe leaves the room and just as soon as the door closes it's reopened\n\n\\\u003eIn walks Stephany with a smug smile\n\n\\\u003e\"Who was that? A cute girlfriend?\" She cheekily asks\n\n\\\u003e\"You know who. Where's Leslie? I think we all need to discuss some things.\"\n\n\\\u003e\"She's in a _real_ big meeting right now. I'm afraid she can't be bothered. Soooo sorry.\" The red panda responds, a very fake sense of sadness in her voice. “However, she did leave a package for you! It should help explain some things. Toodles!\"\n\n\\\u003eStephany places a small box on your desk with a cackle and scampers out of the room\n\n\\\u003eYou slide it in front and cautiously open it\n\n\\\u003eThe first thing you see is a letter, you open it and begin to read\n\n\\\u003e[Hello Anon, as you may have found out already poor Ashley's memory isn't so good when she gets drunk. So I told her a few little white lies about last night and made you out to be the knight in shining armor she's been looking for. Now pull your sword out of its scabbard and give my princess the heirs she deserves. If you don't send me a positive test result in a couple months your ass if fired.]\n\n\\\u003e[PS: I found something soft and cottony in the private room just before me and Steph dragged your sorry asses back to the car last night. I would have liked to keep them for myself, but I think Ash would want you to have them. It's shame really, your dull human nose can't detect half the delectable scents mine can. So you'll just have to take my word for it when I say that last night Ash was giving off enough pheromones you would have thought she were a horny teenager again.]\n\n\\\u003eYou put the letter down and look into the box\n\n\\\u003eInside are a few pregnancy tests still in their packaging and a pair of white panties\n\n\\\u003eYou lift the panties up and see an oddly familiar stain on their bottom\n\n\\\u003eWith a heavy exhale you set them back in the box and bring your phone out\n\n\\\u003eCoffee date it is"}