{"sf1_id":216530,"sf2_id":"P1EJzkOe","title":"JUST FOR LAUGHS: SUICIDAL BLONDE.","author":"ILLUMANATI BLACKTAIL","words":152,"posted_at":"2011-01-25T16:54:00.000Z","tags":["Female","Human","Humor","Laugh","Suicide","blonde","joke","non-furry"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/216530-just-for-laughs-suicidal-blonde","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/P1EJzkOe","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/ae/b6/aeb6fd67-a77a-4872-804c-77fa600dfbf6","description":"","content":"A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip\u0026nbsp;  \nof her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency\u0026nbsp;  \nroom doctor asked her.\u0026nbsp;  \n'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.\u0026nbsp;  \n'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting\u0026nbsp;  \noff your finger?'\u0026nbsp;  \n'No, slly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, \u0026\u0026nbsp;  \nthen I thought, 'I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants...\u0026nbsp;  \nI'm not shooting myself in the chest.'\u0026nbsp;  \n'So then?' asked the doctor.\u0026nbsp;  \n'Then I put the gun in my mouth, \u0026 I thought, 'I just paid $3,000..00\u0026nbsp;  \nto get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'\u0026nbsp;  \n'So then?'\u0026nbsp;  \n'Then I put the gun to my ear, \u0026 Ithought: 'This is going to make a\u0026nbsp;  \nloud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the\u0026nbsp;  \ntrigger.\u0026nbsp;  \n\u0026nbsp;\n\n  \n  \n\n"}