# JUST FOR LAUGHS: SUICIDAL BLONDE.

Author: ILLUMANATI BLACKTAIL
Tags: Female, Human, Humor, Laugh, Suicide, blonde, joke, non-furry

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip   
of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency   
room doctor asked her.   
'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.   
'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting   
off your finger?'   
'No, slly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, &   
then I thought, 'I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants...   
I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'   
'So then?' asked the doctor.   
'Then I put the gun in my mouth, & I thought, 'I just paid $3,000..00   
to get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'   
'So then?'   
'Then I put the gun to my ear, & Ithought: 'This is going to make a   
loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the   
trigger.   
 

Source: https://sofurry.com/s/P1EJzkOe