{"sf1_id":2200378,"sf2_id":"ynZ7r2B1","title":"For Head of Stoat Guard","author":"Razorbill1","words":174,"posted_at":"2024-11-14T16:39:00.000Z","tags":["Anthro","Badger","Brian","Comedy","Comic","Dark","Dark_comedyPoem","Drunk","Fanartdigital","Fantasycreature","Fighter","Jacques","Longsword","MattimeoPoem","Medieval","Medievalarmor","Medievalfantasy","Medievalknight","Originalcharacter","Poem","Rat","Redwall","Sketch","Stoat","Sword","Vitch","Warrior","Weasel","ale","cape","combat","digitalart","mattimeo","song","wound"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/2200378-for-head-of-stoat-guard","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/ynZ7r2B1","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/4a/29/4a29e505-21ea-40b0-b56a-88a096b530be","description":"Fictitiously commissioned for head of stoat guard as songs against Redwall and their gentle kind, to motivate and stir a passion of hatred and mockery of their enemies and boost morale.","content":"A series of fan fiction ballad stanzas, based on the books Mattimeo and Mossflower that are part of the Redwall series, which is authored and copyright owned by Brian Jacques.\n\nFictitiously commissioned for the head of stoat guard\u0026nbsp;as songs against Redwall and their gentle kind, to motivate and stir a passion of hatred and mockery of them\u0026nbsp;and boost moral for the allies.\u0026nbsp;\n\nSee other notable stanzas, written for\u0026nbsp;humour and fandom\u0026nbsp;for either side on my page:\n\nA Ballad Stanza -\u0026nbsp;For Head of Stoat Guard\n\n(to be sung hearty with a few ales)\n\n_Your teeth will all rot, you ruddy Redwall lot,\u0026nbsp;_\n\n_And,\u0026nbsp; __bastard\u0026nbsp;__ badgers with__\u0026nbsp;bloody blimey\u0026nbsp;axes!_\n\n_But Stoat nimble, mine\u0026nbsp;fast, can poke and prod,_\n\n_Turning ermine from callin, then roarin' till red mornin',_\n\n_Keep them at bay, then lu-er and skew-er._\n\n_Fell the striped foe, a folley, a fooler!_\n\n_A heavy swing miss, at spearpoint it rings,_\n\n_Turning ermine from callin, then roarin' till red mornin',_\n\n_Then lances and dances, to prances and pings._\n\n_Stances where\u0026nbsp;courageous beasts advance!_\n\n_Lest the best Redwall badger beastly rest._"}