# For Head of Stoat Guard

Author: Razorbill1
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Fictitiously commissioned for head of stoat guard as songs against Redwall and their gentle kind, to motivate and stir a passion of hatred and mockery of their enemies and boost morale.

A series of fan fiction ballad stanzas, based on the books Mattimeo and Mossflower that are part of the Redwall series, which is authored and copyright owned by Brian Jacques.

Fictitiously commissioned for the head of stoat guard as songs against Redwall and their gentle kind, to motivate and stir a passion of hatred and mockery of them and boost moral for the allies. 

See other notable stanzas, written for humour and fandom for either side on my page:

A Ballad Stanza - For Head of Stoat Guard

(to be sung hearty with a few ales)

_Your teeth will all rot, you ruddy Redwall lot, _

_And,  __bastard __ badgers with__ bloody blimey axes!_

_But Stoat nimble, mine fast, can poke and prod,_

_Turning ermine from callin, then roarin' till red mornin',_

_Keep them at bay, then lu-er and skew-er._

_Fell the striped foe, a folley, a fooler!_

_A heavy swing miss, at spearpoint it rings,_

_Turning ermine from callin, then roarin' till red mornin',_

_Then lances and dances, to prances and pings._

_Stances where courageous beasts advance!_

_Lest the best Redwall badger beastly rest._

Source: https://sofurry.com/s/ynZ7r2B1