{"sf1_id":220190,"sf2_id":"J1OK5N21","title":"Flying Mile High Chapter 3","author":"dolphin_dreamer","words":894,"posted_at":"2011-02-07T05:11:00.000Z","tags":["Border Collie","Collie","Flight Attendants","Husky","M/F","Straight","dogs","pilots","travel"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/220190-flying-mile-high-chapter-3","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/J1OK5N21","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/b8/5b/b85b1e2d-e3bf-45d9-82c3-4e0f3e595031","description":"#12 of Flying Mile High","content":"09.40:\u0026nbsp; Sydney.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Flight Attendants, please be seated for landing!.\u0026nbsp; Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking.\u0026nbsp; We will be landing shortly at Sydney International Airport.\u0026nbsp; The current weather is Sunny at 35 degrees Celsius with very few clouds in the sky.\u0026nbsp; The current time is 09.40am, with a 3 hour time difference between Beijing and Sydney.\u0026nbsp; We should be landing in ten minutes or so, and we thank you for flying with us today\".\u0026nbsp; The Captain broadcast.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nJanice strapped herself into her jump seat, as she lifted the window shades of the emergency exit.\u0026nbsp; She watched the plane fly over Sydney Harbour, with the many ferries and speedboats sailing slowly across the city.\u0026nbsp; Janice felt her eyelids droop as she slowly drifted into a deep slumber.  \n\u0026nbsp;\n\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n_The moan of the engine hypnotised her, as she found herself sitting in an old Volkswagen Santana taxi which smelt of bodily odours in the middle of Beijing.\u0026nbsp; The driver was a faceless old Rabbit, mumbling to himself as he honked his horn at the millions of cars on the highway.\u0026nbsp; It was 18.30 as the Beijing population made their way home after a tiring day at work, clogging the entire road system throughout the city.\u0026nbsp; The driver starts swearing in Chinese under his breath.\u0026nbsp; \"Zhe xie sha bi wei shen me bu hui ta ma de kai che ya?!?\"._\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n_Janice looked through her phrasebook and found the correct sentence for asking how far they were from the hotel.\u0026nbsp; Janice tapped on the rabbit's shoulder and asked.\u0026nbsp; \"Wo men li jiu dian hai you duo yuan?\"._\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n_At this point the old rabbit has lost his patience.\u0026nbsp; He took out a pocket knife and began stabbing himself in the head.\u0026nbsp; He let out a high pitched scream as Janice watched in horror as blood began to drip out of his wounded ears._\n\n\u0026nbsp; ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  \n  \nJanice's eyes sprung wide open.\u0026nbsp; She was panting hard as she heard a scream fill the entire plane. \"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! MUMMY!!!!.\u0026nbsp; IT'S MY CAR!!!!.\u0026nbsp; I DROPPED IT AND NOW IT'S GONE.\u0026nbsp; AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!.\u0026nbsp; MY CAR!!!!.\u0026nbsp; IT WENT ROLLING DOWN THE AISLE AND NOW IT'S GONE. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!\".\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nShe turned her head and saw a young fox, no older than 3, waving his arms in distress from losing his prized possession.\u0026nbsp; Janice growled to herself.\u0026nbsp; She always had a hate for children who threw tantrums on flights.\u0026nbsp; The whole plane started to shake violently as the engines started to spool up.\u0026nbsp; She felt herself thrown forward from her rear facing seat with her seatbelt keeping her from falling.\u0026nbsp; The engines were able to drown out the toddler's screams momentarily, until they started to spool down.\u0026nbsp; Janice looked out the window and saw the airport terminals with Qantas planes parked at the gate.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Welcome home Janice!.\u0026nbsp; No more screaming kids and lonely passengers for the next 2 days\".\u0026nbsp; She mumbled to herself.  \n\u0026nbsp;\n\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\n\nJoe sat in the left hand seat, as he began to program his machine for the journey back home to Sydney.\u0026nbsp; \"PHNL/YSSY in the From/To section of the MCDU, Flight Number TA312, Company Route: TAPHNLYSSY\".\u0026nbsp; Mumbled Joe, as he punched the commands into the little computer.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nGwen held a torch in the dark as she searched for any cracks or tears on the mighty beast that travelled all over the planet.\u0026nbsp; She reached the nose gear and proceeded to kick it with all her might.\u0026nbsp; The gear appeared to be intact and there seemed to be no problem with the fuselage.  \n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\\*\\*\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nSarah was busy pouring Champagne into glasses, when she noticed Gwen walking back to the cockpit.\u0026nbsp; Sarah ran to the interphone and dialled every single cabin crew on the plane.\u0026nbsp; A chime was heard throughout the cabin as each flight attendant picked up the phone and identified themselves.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Maria operating Exit 1 right\".\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Jenny operating Exit 2 left\".\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Hannah operating Exit 2 right\".\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Sally operating Exit 3 left\".\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Rachel operating 3 right\".\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Amanda operating exit 4 left\".\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Lara operating exit 4 right\".\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nSarah looked at her watch and made an announcement to the rest of the crew.\u0026nbsp; \"Just wanted to point out it's 09.50. and passengers will be boarding in 10 minutes.\u0026nbsp; I think it should also be time we play that little joke on the two beasts who fucked each other\".\n\n\u0026nbsp; \\*\\*\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nGwen sat herself down in the right hand seat and placed her headset over her ears.\u0026nbsp; Joe had just finished programming the plane's computer for the return route and was about to request for their flight clearance from Honolulu Delivery.\u0026nbsp; Right as he tuned the VHF radio to the correct frequency, the interphone begins to ring.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nJoe took the call and gave his usual identification to the crew.\u0026nbsp; \"Flight deck, this is Captain Joe Williams speaking\".\u0026nbsp; He looked up at Gwen and his jaw dropped wide open and his eyes went as round as ping pong balls.\u0026nbsp; Gwen burst out laughing from the priceless look on his boyfriend's face, until he handed her the interphone.\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\"Ohhhh!.\u0026nbsp; Captain!.\u0026nbsp; Fuck me please!.\u0026nbsp; Ohhhh!\".\u0026nbsp; Gwen's jaw dropped when she heard the crew recreating their love making session in the shower.\u0026nbsp; The two looked at each other with the exact same expression as the interphone fell out of Gwen's paw.\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"Flying Mile High","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/220187-flying-mile-high-chapter-2.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/220192-flying-mile-high-chapter-4.json"}}