{"sf1_id":2204041,"sf2_id":"V1YrGrve","title":"Alligator Alliterationist [POEM]","author":"danath","words":160,"posted_at":"2024-11-26T22:55:29.000Z","tags":["Brag","Gay","Innuendo","Interspecies","Male","Male/Male/Male","Poetry"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/2204041-alligator-alliterationist-poem","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/V1YrGrve","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/99/0f/990f6150-adc7-4d5a-af28-95a6f5fb43b2","description":"Imported from SF2 with no description.","content":"An alligator alliterating as always, while\n\nBasking unabashed in the blessèd buff:\n\n“Caught ya quick with yer gigantic cake;\n\nDidn’t dodge or dip at a decent daddy, eh?\n\nEven elephants eke out excuses ‘ere able,\n\nFor fucking fights famously finish fast when\n\nGreat gator guys like me get going.”\n\n  \n\nHe, a horse, huffs haughtily, hems, then haws:\n\n“I invite intercourse, in any instance, but imperceptible\n\nJocular jocks just jest and jotter about jawbreakers.\n\nKing am I, with a killer kickstand, and I’ll\n\nLeave you lollygaggin’ like a lumberjack.\n\nMad males may make mistakes, but moreover\n\nNay, no, never, will not engage the breaks.”\n\n  \n\nOcelot, objecting, overreacts:\n\n“Perhaps plush pricks like you pretend\n\nQuite quizzically loquacious queries\n\nRegarding rumps, rears, and the wrecking thereof\n\nSound sane and soothing, sans scary; but simps\n\nTake literal the topics twisted by tongues.\n\nUnder undulating unwholesome unisex unpleasantness\n\nVice viciously…\n\nWait, what - why whisk away my windbreaker and watch…\n\nXcuse me!\n\nYyyyyyeeeesss!\"\n\n[Later…]\n\nZzzzzzz…","series":{"name":"Poems for Furries","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/2083550-jaguar-balls-song-parody.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/nDL2Og6n-pretty-furry-for-a-furry-guy.json"}}