{"sf1_id":220465,"sf2_id":"bebOQKKm","title":"The Worst Yiff in History","author":"randomyiffer87","words":1479,"posted_at":"2011-02-08T03:12:00.000Z","tags":["M/M","Steam","Yiffy","fail"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/220465-the-worst-yiff-in-history","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/bebOQKKm","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/ab/1f/ab1f72bb-db85-47fa-b3f2-a5002263c832","description":"","content":"So, a while back, I knew this kid who hates yiffers, yet he was a furry. His name was Wolf's Shadow. He added me on steam simply to ask me if I yiffed, then get pissy about it when my answer was \"Yes\". Later, in a group steam chat, one of my friends jokingly yiffed him, which was Wolf's first yiff. He left for about 30 minutes then came back and asked my friend to yiff him again, this time in private chat. Evidently he liked that first yiff.  \nThis was the chatlog of that yiff.  \nMy friend's name has been retained, as I doubt he still wants to be associated with this dumbass. Instead I'll use \"Furry\" for his name. Original, amirite?  \nWolf's Shadow used the name\u0026nbsp; Psycho Wolf and Prison Guard in this.  \n  \n  \n  \nPsycho Wolf: im going to run a high voltage through yoru body  \nPsycho Wolf: if its just for a short time  \nPsycho Wolf: it wont kill you  \nPsycho Wolf: ok  \nPsycho Wolf: lets start  \nPsycho Wolf zaps you  \nPsycho Wolf: had enough yet?  \nFurry: I just want your dick in my asshole, that's all I want.  \nFurry: Kthnx.  \nPsycho Wolf: well  \nPsycho Wolf: if you submit  \nPsycho Wolf: you dont get it  \nPsycho Wolf: if you SOMEHOW make it through  \nPsycho Wolf: I YIFF YOU :3  \nPsycho Wolf: but since i HATE furries  \nFurry: K.  \nPsycho Wolf: and my torture is BRUTAL  \nPsycho Wolf: I doubt youl survive  \nPsycho Wolf: ok  \nFurry: Your a furry, who hates furries.  \nFurry: Cute.  \nPsycho Wolf: Lets get started  \nPsycho Wolf zaps you  \nPsycho Wolf: ...how did you like that?  \nFurry: Love it.  \nPsycho Wolf: can ya take one more?  \nFurry: Getting kinky here.  \nPsycho Wolf zaps you again  \nPsycho Wolf: hmm  \nPsycho Wolf: nothing  \nPsycho Wolf keeps zapping you  \nPsycho Wolf: !  \nPsycho Wolf: YOU  \nPsycho Wolf: YOUR USING  \nPsycho Wolf: AUTo-FIRE  \nPsycho Wolf: we cant have that  \nPsycho Wolf pulls out his revolver and points it at your head  \nPsycho Wolf: ugh  \nPsycho Wolf zaps you  \nFurry: Feels good man.  \nPsycho Wolf continues shocking  \nFurry: :3  \nPsycho Wolf zaps you really long  \nPsycho Wolf: ugh  \nPsycho Wolf: had enough yet?  \nFurry: Nope.avi  \nFurry: :3  \nPsycho Wolf: CAN YOU TAKE ONE MORE?  \nPsycho Wolf: CAN YOU STILL GO ON?  \nFurry: Yes I can.  \nPsycho Wolf zaps you EXTREMELY LONG  \nPsycho Wolf: \\*10 minutes later\\*  \nPsycho Wolf continues shocking  \nPsycho Wolf shuts off the machine  \nPsycho Wolf: Wow  \nPsycho Wolf: Holy fuck  \nPsycho Wolf: how did y-  \nPsycho Wolf: DID YOU USE AUTO-FIRE?  \nFurry: Nope.  \nPsycho Wolf: How?  \nPsycho Wolf: fine  \nPsycho Wolf: lets yiff!  \nPsycho Wolf: but FIRST  \nPsycho Wolf grabs you off the bed  \nPsycho Wolf carries you to the wall  \nPsycho Wolf slams you intot he wall then rips off your shirt  \nPsycho Wolf drags you into a weird cell  \nPsycho Wolf theres a bed, and a guard near the cell  \nPsycho Wolf locks you in  \nPsycho Wolf: there  \nPsycho Wolf: im not done  \nPsycho Wolf: with the torture  \nPsycho Wolf runs off  \nPsycho Wolf has changed their name to Prison Guard.  \nPrison Guard glares  \nPrison Guard: Hah-CHOO!  \nPrison Guard: Damn!  \nPrison Guard: I caught a cold!  \nFurry: Yeah I'm sick.  \nFurry: Sorry bout that mate.  \nPrison Guard: THAT BITCH! HE YIFFED THE BOSS's STAND IN!  \nPrison Guard: I CANT BELEAVE HE WOU-  \nPrison Guard: Shut up!  \nPrison Guard watches  \nPrison Guard: Ahchoo!  \nPrison Guard: Ahchoo1  \nFurry: Go fuck yourself.  \nFurry: :D  \nPrison Guard: Shaddap in there will ya?  \nPrison Guard: AHchoo!  \nFurry: Why not come in here and shove that nightstick in my ass?  \nPrison Guard: Ahchoo  \nFurry: I'd love it.  \nPrison Guard glares  \nPrison Guard: i got a famas  \nPrison Guard watches and sneezes  \nPrison Guard: AHCHOO  \nPrison Guard opens the door  \nPrison Guard: Hey (Furry)  \nPrison Guard: its showtime  \nPrison Guard: Wolf wants you!  \nFurry: Hot.  \nPrison Guard has changed their name to Psycho Wolf.  \nPsycho Wolf: Alright  \nPsycho Wolf: il tell ya once more  \nPsycho Wolf: pusht he resist button repeatedly blahblahblah  \nPsycho Wolf: i dont care  \nPsycho Wolf zaps you  \nPsycho Wolf: can you take one more?  \nFurry: As much as you throw at me.  \nPsycho Wolf zaps you for like 10 minutes\n\n\u0026nbsp;  \n\\*Furry blocks him shortly thereafter, Wolf asks me about it.\\*  \n  \n  \n6:15 PM - Prison Guard: hey  \n6:15 PM - Prison Guard: question  \n6:15 PM - Me: Yeah?  \n6:15 PM - Prison Guard: whats with (Furry)'s random block?  \n6:16 PM - Prison Guard: Also tell him  \n6:16 PM - Prison Guard: \"The cold medicine is the key!\"  \n6:16 PM - Prison Guard: for the RP  \n6:16 PM - Me: Meh he probably doesn't like MGS yiff.  \n6:16 PM - Prison Guard: yeah but then i'll yiff him!  \n6:16 PM - Prison Guard: k?  \n6:17 PM - Prison Guard: Alright?  \n6:17 PM - Prison Guard: Il yiff his brains out :3  \n  \n  \n6:18 PM - Prison Guard: come on!  \n6:18 PM - Prison Guard: please/  \n6:18 PM - Prison Guard: il yiff him  \n6:18 PM - Prison Guard: its a promise  \n  \n  \n6:18 PM - Prison Guard locks tails  \n6:18 PM - Prison Guard: a 100 percent promise  \n6:19 PM - Me: What.  \n6:19 PM - Me: Oi I'm not yiffin' you  \n6:19 PM - Prison Guard: no  \n6:19 PM - Prison Guard: i yiff (Furry)  \n6:19 PM - Me: Then get away from me asdf  \n6:19 PM - Prison Guard: but he needs to unblock me  \n6:19 PM - Prison Guard: THEN i will yiff him  \n  \n\n\u0026nbsp;  \n6:20 PM - Prison Guard: ask if he wants to yiff or what  \n6:20 PM - Prison Guard: Alright?  \n  \n  \n6:21 PM - Prison Guard: i wanna yiff him! :3  \n6:21 PM - Me: FINE JEEZ.  \n6:21 PM - Prison Guard: lol  \n  \n6:22 PM - Prison Guard: ok?  \n6:22 PM - Prison Guard: hurry up  \n6:23 PM - Prison Guard: he still hasnt unblocked me  \n6:23 PM - Prison Guard: i wanna yiff him so bad  \n  \n  \n6:23 PM - Me: Lol he get you addicted to yiff or something?  \n6:26 PM - Me: He did didn't he :U  \n6:26 PM - Prison Guard: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs)  \n  \n  \nPrison Guard opens the door and looks aorund  \nPrison Guard: FUCK  \nPrison Guard: WHEREED HE GO  \nFurry sticks his leg out and trips the Guard  \nPrison Guard: !  \nPrison Guard: hey  \nFurry: Ok enough playing around! I WANT MY ASS FUCKED!  \nPrison Guard tries to punch you  \nFurry runs out and jumps through Wolf's window  \nPrison Guard tries to shoot you  \nPrison Guard: wait  \nPrison Guard: DIE  \nFurry: YIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.  \n  \n  \nFurry: You are very yiffy aren't you?  \nPsycho Wolf: depends  \nPsycho Wolf: if anything  \nPsycho Wolf hugs tight  \nPsycho Wolf locks tails  \nPsycho Wolf: :3  \nPsycho Wolf: lets yiff  \nPsycho Wolf lies down  \nPsycho Wolf pulls you on top of him  \nPsycho Wolf removes your shirt  \nPsycho Wolf removes his shirt  \nPsycho Wolf huggles  \nPsycho Wolf licks your chest  \nPsycho Wolf murrs  \nFurry starts to unzip his pants, licking your face  \nPsycho Wolf does same  \nPsycho Wolf inserts  \nPsycho Wolf moans  \nFurry moans as he feels your throbbing cock fill his tight tailhole  \nPsycho Wolf speeds up and hugs tight  \nPsycho Wolf speeds up even faster  \nFurry starts pawing off as you pound his tailhole  \nPsycho Wolf huggles and french licks as he cums  \nFurry: Oh shit.... so big...  \nFurry: Mmmmm.  \nFurry cums on Wolf's face  \nPsycho Wolf licks it off  \nPsycho Wolf hugs  \n  \n\n\u0026nbsp;  \n\\*later, talking to me\\*  \n6:53 PM - Psycho Wolf: ask him  \n6:53 PM - Psycho Wolf: i yiffed him  \n6:53 PM - Psycho Wolf: hard :3  \n6:53 PM - Psycho Wolf: so THIS is what its like to yiff  \n6:53 PM - Psycho Wolf: Being 100 percent honest  \n6:53 PM - Psycho Wolf: kinda boring  \n  \n  \n6:55 PM - Me: Failure  \n6:55 PM - Psycho Wolf: not really  \n6:55 PM - Me: [6:55:17 PM] Sauce: Tell him he sucks at yiffing.  \n6:55 PM - Psycho Wolf: could have done worse  \n6:55 PM - Psycho Wolf: X3  \n6:55 PM - Psycho Wolf: could have done worse  \n  \nThis hilarious thing about this whole ordeal is that Wolf is an anti-yiff furry. And a straight one. His profile on steam still has this on it:  \n  \nFursona:  \nName: James the Skunk  \nType: Skunk  \nFur: Black with red Stripes (where the white fur ususally is is red) Sometimes black with white stripes.  \nSub/Dom: I dont yiff!  \nLikes: Hugs!  \nStraight/bi/gay: I dont yiff but I'm straight.  \nDislikes: Yiff, furry porn  \nMate: DJ Wolf!  \nPleasure points: tip of Tail, stomach, ears, tummy.  \n[gmodorg|76be8f45e372da8ecac1cc3af0ad9cd8]  \n  \n\n\u0026nbsp; Furry Pride Meter : ????? 25%! Uhh a little proud? :3  \n  \n????????????? Put This On  \n????????????? Your Steam ID if  \n????????????? You Are Or  \n?????????:3?? Support Furries!  \n  \n(Not a yiffer, i find that shit SICK)  \n  \nSo, he hates yiff and he's straight. Yet he yiffed my friend, who is a guy.  \nThe irony in this is almost tangible.  \n  \n  \n[http://steamcommunity.com/id/Prototype\\_A1/](http://steamcommunity.com/id/Prototype_A1/)  \n  \n\n"}