# The Worst Yiff in History Author: randomyiffer87 Tags: M/M, Steam, Yiffy, fail So, a while back, I knew this kid who hates yiffers, yet he was a furry. His name was Wolf's Shadow. He added me on steam simply to ask me if I yiffed, then get pissy about it when my answer was "Yes". Later, in a group steam chat, one of my friends jokingly yiffed him, which was Wolf's first yiff. He left for about 30 minutes then came back and asked my friend to yiff him again, this time in private chat. Evidently he liked that first yiff. This was the chatlog of that yiff. My friend's name has been retained, as I doubt he still wants to be associated with this dumbass. Instead I'll use "Furry" for his name. Original, amirite? Wolf's Shadow used the name  Psycho Wolf and Prison Guard in this. Psycho Wolf: im going to run a high voltage through yoru body Psycho Wolf: if its just for a short time Psycho Wolf: it wont kill you Psycho Wolf: ok Psycho Wolf: lets start Psycho Wolf zaps you Psycho Wolf: had enough yet? Furry: I just want your dick in my asshole, that's all I want. Furry: Kthnx. Psycho Wolf: well Psycho Wolf: if you submit Psycho Wolf: you dont get it Psycho Wolf: if you SOMEHOW make it through Psycho Wolf: I YIFF YOU :3 Psycho Wolf: but since i HATE furries Furry: K. Psycho Wolf: and my torture is BRUTAL Psycho Wolf: I doubt youl survive Psycho Wolf: ok Furry: Your a furry, who hates furries. Furry: Cute. Psycho Wolf: Lets get started Psycho Wolf zaps you Psycho Wolf: ...how did you like that? Furry: Love it. Psycho Wolf: can ya take one more? Furry: Getting kinky here. Psycho Wolf zaps you again Psycho Wolf: hmm Psycho Wolf: nothing Psycho Wolf keeps zapping you Psycho Wolf: ! Psycho Wolf: YOU Psycho Wolf: YOUR USING Psycho Wolf: AUTo-FIRE Psycho Wolf: we cant have that Psycho Wolf pulls out his revolver and points it at your head Psycho Wolf: ugh Psycho Wolf zaps you Furry: Feels good man. Psycho Wolf continues shocking Furry: :3 Psycho Wolf zaps you really long Psycho Wolf: ugh Psycho Wolf: had enough yet? Furry: Nope.avi Furry: :3 Psycho Wolf: CAN YOU TAKE ONE MORE? Psycho Wolf: CAN YOU STILL GO ON? Furry: Yes I can. Psycho Wolf zaps you EXTREMELY LONG Psycho Wolf: \*10 minutes later\* Psycho Wolf continues shocking Psycho Wolf shuts off the machine Psycho Wolf: Wow Psycho Wolf: Holy fuck Psycho Wolf: how did y- Psycho Wolf: DID YOU USE AUTO-FIRE? Furry: Nope. Psycho Wolf: How? Psycho Wolf: fine Psycho Wolf: lets yiff! Psycho Wolf: but FIRST Psycho Wolf grabs you off the bed Psycho Wolf carries you to the wall Psycho Wolf slams you intot he wall then rips off your shirt Psycho Wolf drags you into a weird cell Psycho Wolf theres a bed, and a guard near the cell Psycho Wolf locks you in Psycho Wolf: there Psycho Wolf: im not done Psycho Wolf: with the torture Psycho Wolf runs off Psycho Wolf has changed their name to Prison Guard. Prison Guard glares Prison Guard: Hah-CHOO! Prison Guard: Damn! Prison Guard: I caught a cold! Furry: Yeah I'm sick. Furry: Sorry bout that mate. Prison Guard: THAT BITCH! HE YIFFED THE BOSS's STAND IN! Prison Guard: I CANT BELEAVE HE WOU- Prison Guard: Shut up! Prison Guard watches Prison Guard: Ahchoo! Prison Guard: Ahchoo1 Furry: Go fuck yourself. Furry: :D Prison Guard: Shaddap in there will ya? Prison Guard: AHchoo! Furry: Why not come in here and shove that nightstick in my ass? Prison Guard: Ahchoo Furry: I'd love it. Prison Guard glares Prison Guard: i got a famas Prison Guard watches and sneezes Prison Guard: AHCHOO Prison Guard opens the door Prison Guard: Hey (Furry) Prison Guard: its showtime Prison Guard: Wolf wants you! Furry: Hot. Prison Guard has changed their name to Psycho Wolf. Psycho Wolf: Alright Psycho Wolf: il tell ya once more Psycho Wolf: pusht he resist button repeatedly blahblahblah Psycho Wolf: i dont care Psycho Wolf zaps you Psycho Wolf: can you take one more? Furry: As much as you throw at me. Psycho Wolf zaps you for like 10 minutes   \*Furry blocks him shortly thereafter, Wolf asks me about it.\* 6:15 PM - Prison Guard: hey 6:15 PM - Prison Guard: question 6:15 PM - Me: Yeah? 6:15 PM - Prison Guard: whats with (Furry)'s random block? 6:16 PM - Prison Guard: Also tell him 6:16 PM - Prison Guard: "The cold medicine is the key!" 6:16 PM - Prison Guard: for the RP 6:16 PM - Me: Meh he probably doesn't like MGS yiff. 6:16 PM - Prison Guard: yeah but then i'll yiff him! 6:16 PM - Prison Guard: k? 6:17 PM - Prison Guard: Alright? 6:17 PM - Prison Guard: Il yiff his brains out :3 6:18 PM - Prison Guard: come on! 6:18 PM - Prison Guard: please/ 6:18 PM - Prison Guard: il yiff him 6:18 PM - Prison Guard: its a promise 6:18 PM - Prison Guard locks tails 6:18 PM - Prison Guard: a 100 percent promise 6:19 PM - Me: What. 6:19 PM - Me: Oi I'm not yiffin' you 6:19 PM - Prison Guard: no 6:19 PM - Prison Guard: i yiff (Furry) 6:19 PM - Me: Then get away from me asdf 6:19 PM - Prison Guard: but he needs to unblock me 6:19 PM - Prison Guard: THEN i will yiff him   6:20 PM - Prison Guard: ask if he wants to yiff or what 6:20 PM - Prison Guard: Alright? 6:21 PM - Prison Guard: i wanna yiff him! :3 6:21 PM - Me: FINE JEEZ. 6:21 PM - Prison Guard: lol 6:22 PM - Prison Guard: ok? 6:22 PM - Prison Guard: hurry up 6:23 PM - Prison Guard: he still hasnt unblocked me 6:23 PM - Prison Guard: i wanna yiff him so bad 6:23 PM - Me: Lol he get you addicted to yiff or something? 6:26 PM - Me: He did didn't he :U 6:26 PM - Prison Guard: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs) Prison Guard opens the door and looks aorund Prison Guard: FUCK Prison Guard: WHEREED HE GO Furry sticks his leg out and trips the Guard Prison Guard: ! Prison Guard: hey Furry: Ok enough playing around! I WANT MY ASS FUCKED! Prison Guard tries to punch you Furry runs out and jumps through Wolf's window Prison Guard tries to shoot you Prison Guard: wait Prison Guard: DIE Furry: YIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. Furry: You are very yiffy aren't you? Psycho Wolf: depends Psycho Wolf: if anything Psycho Wolf hugs tight Psycho Wolf locks tails Psycho Wolf: :3 Psycho Wolf: lets yiff Psycho Wolf lies down Psycho Wolf pulls you on top of him Psycho Wolf removes your shirt Psycho Wolf removes his shirt Psycho Wolf huggles Psycho Wolf licks your chest Psycho Wolf murrs Furry starts to unzip his pants, licking your face Psycho Wolf does same Psycho Wolf inserts Psycho Wolf moans Furry moans as he feels your throbbing cock fill his tight tailhole Psycho Wolf speeds up and hugs tight Psycho Wolf speeds up even faster Furry starts pawing off as you pound his tailhole Psycho Wolf huggles and french licks as he cums Furry: Oh shit.... so big... Furry: Mmmmm. Furry cums on Wolf's face Psycho Wolf licks it off Psycho Wolf hugs   \*later, talking to me\* 6:53 PM - Psycho Wolf: ask him 6:53 PM - Psycho Wolf: i yiffed him 6:53 PM - Psycho Wolf: hard :3 6:53 PM - Psycho Wolf: so THIS is what its like to yiff 6:53 PM - Psycho Wolf: Being 100 percent honest 6:53 PM - Psycho Wolf: kinda boring 6:55 PM - Me: Failure 6:55 PM - Psycho Wolf: not really 6:55 PM - Me: [6:55:17 PM] Sauce: Tell him he sucks at yiffing. 6:55 PM - Psycho Wolf: could have done worse 6:55 PM - Psycho Wolf: X3 6:55 PM - Psycho Wolf: could have done worse This hilarious thing about this whole ordeal is that Wolf is an anti-yiff furry. And a straight one. His profile on steam still has this on it: Fursona: Name: James the Skunk Type: Skunk Fur: Black with red Stripes (where the white fur ususally is is red) Sometimes black with white stripes. Sub/Dom: I dont yiff! Likes: Hugs! Straight/bi/gay: I dont yiff but I'm straight. Dislikes: Yiff, furry porn Mate: DJ Wolf! Pleasure points: tip of Tail, stomach, ears, tummy. [gmodorg|76be8f45e372da8ecac1cc3af0ad9cd8]   Furry Pride Meter : ????? 25%! Uhh a little proud? :3 ????????????? Put This On ????????????? Your Steam ID if ????????????? You Are Or ?????????:3?? Support Furries! (Not a yiffer, i find that shit SICK) So, he hates yiff and he's straight. Yet he yiffed my friend, who is a guy. The irony in this is almost tangible. [http://steamcommunity.com/id/Prototype\_A1/](http://steamcommunity.com/id/Prototype_A1/) Source: https://sofurry.com/s/bebOQKKm