{"sf1_id":2228390,"sf2_id":"ynZJ2dqn","title":"The Connoisseur","author":"danath","words":463,"posted_at":"2025-02-23T08:11:30.000Z","tags":["Dads","Dragon","Lion","Poetry","Wild Dog"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/2228390-the-connoisseur","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/ynZJ2dqn","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/dc/d3/dcd3ca71-fdf6-47e4-ba50-8130613dbe3b","description":"Imported from SF2 with no description.","content":"The Connoisseur\n\nfor O----------\n\n  \n\nYou could almost say that I’m a connoisseur of dads\n\nAlmost\n\nYou could almost say that\n\nIt hasn’t been proven yet\n\nPeople have been saying it for years\n\nBut how else am I supposed to prove I love dads?\n\nThere’s only one way to find out\n\nLike the lion DILF mowing his lawn\n\nProud mane\n\nEyes half-closed to the warm Saturday morning sun\n\nGrass-stained white sneakers\n\nThe small pair of shorts he got in college\n\nShirtless\n\nI love that tummy\n\nTufted tail wagging behind\n\nThat dad can get it\n\nOh yeah, he loves trimming the grass\n\nI would let him teach me how to start a lawnmower\n\nYou could almost say that I’m a connoisseur of dads\n\nThere’s so many I can’t keep track of them\n\nAt the bowling alley\n\nA fox with a beer gut lines up a shot\n\nA delicate tip-toe dance\n\nMuscular arms swing\n\nShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… CRASH!\n\nIt’s a strike and as he lifts his arms to celebrate\n\nHe bares a round and fuzzy belly\n\nYou could almost say that I’m a connoisseur of dads\n\nAbsolutely\n\nA very handsome dad, oh my gosh\n\nYou know what? I’ll say it\n\nA very handsome dad\n\nThe dragon with the dark green scales\n\nThe piercing bright yellow eyes\n\nGiving me advice on what kind of beer to try\n\nWhile I try not to stare at the sculpt of his chest\n\nHe tells me how to hotwire a car\n\nWhile I ogle his gut and buy another round\n\nWordlessly handing a bill to the bartender\n\nHe teaches me how to be a gay dragon\n\nWhich is a problem since I’m a wild dog\n\nBut I’d still like to know how to be a gay dragon\n\nWhat would I do without all the awesome dads in my life?\n\nYou could almost say I’m a connoisseur of dads\n\nJust because I’m feeling dad-pilled\n\nHere’s a story about a dad\n\nThe most palindromic of polar bears\n\nConfident strut\n\nConfident gut\n\nDark sunglasses\n\nMore hair on his chest than the average bear\n\nA grin that made checkout ladies melt\n\nA laugh that perked the ears of anyone in five miles with\n\nMechanical experience\n\nWhen he popped the garage\n\nAnd spread out his tools\n\nChanged the oil in his car - a manual\n\nThe curtains pulled back on the windows of every house\n\nHe was proficient in jacking\n\nUp his car so his belly could fit beneath\n\nHe loves oiling his gearbox\n\nAnd teaching the cute guys hanging out how to do it, too\n\nYou could almost say that I’m a connoisseur of dads\n\nAlmost\n\nA beer in one paw\n\nMy ass in the other\n\nCuddle up to the fuzzy gut, give it a loving huff\n\nYou could almost say I’m a connoisseur of dads\n\nAlmost"}