# The Hedgehog can never be buggered at all

Author: TheNovelist
Tags: Bestiality, Comedy, Folk Song, M/F, Multiple Species, Music, Parody, Suggestive, Traditional, lyrics

#1 of Music

This is a work in progress, so if you're reading the entertaining literature below, please do comment on what your thoughts are. \*hands out a begging bowl\* Comedy for the poor, comedy for the poor, help us get a laugh...

All seriousness aside, this is based off a title by Terry Pratchett, who's character Nanny Ogg used to sing when she got rousingly drunk. Apparently it had a ridiculous amount of verses, which must have probably meant one for every creature on the disc.

 

I'd like to discuss, if no one objects  
On the delicate subject of animal sex  
With a creature wellknown as covered in spines  
And related to those you call porcupines!  
  
Chorus:The Hedgehog can never be buggered at all.  
And humans prefer if you're not too small  
You can have a good horse, if you visit it's stall  
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!  
  
Now if any cops were listening then  
They'd tell you the sentence is 5 years to 10  
But your punishment would come if you take the risk  
With the prickly fellow who lives on the disc!

  Chorus:The Hedgehog can never be buggered at all.  
You can play with a pony, and then do it all  
With the deep sea fish, if you don't mind to trawl  
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!  
  
Now dragons are said to be creatures of myth  
And frankly not something to be partners with  
You'd do your research, if you are not dumb  
Or end up immersed in a pool of their cum!  
  
Chorus:The Hedgehog can never be buggered at all.  
You can dance with the wolves, when you hear them call.  
You can rape a poor reindeer and play "Deck the Balls"  
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!  
  
You'd think that those aqua's were safe from your lust  
And those avian creatures, try hard as you must  
But even a dolphin to it's lover it clings  
And at climax with birds, the dawn chorus sings!  
  
Chorus:The Hedgehog can never be buggered at all.  
You can take on a shark, if you've got the gall!  
With a ladder, a giraffe, if you're not scared you'll fall,  
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!  
  
Now dogs are quite easy, and foxes are sly  
The cats with their claws, they can be quite shy  
But if you patient, if you wait like a rock  
Like a rooster, you can give em, a new kind of cock!  
  

  Chorus:The Hedgehog can never be buggered at all.  
Mice are just proof you can't get too small  
Americans will join if you say "Come y'all"  
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!  
  
The end is nigh, so please do attend  
And be careful with those, that you'd like to rear end  
Remember my words, and don't think me that thick  
For a pain in the ass beats a pain in the prick!  
  
Chorus:The Hedgehog can never be buggered at all.  
Those bestial stories, one long chronicle  
The demon inside you, it loves to recall  
But despite your desires  
And all your attires  
Still the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!  
 

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