{"sf1_id":237036,"sf2_id":"AnKbEqvm","title":"2+2+2=7","author":"ILLUMANATI BLACKTAIL","words":156,"posted_at":"2011-04-03T17:14:00.000Z","tags":["Cat","Feline","Human","Humor","Lil Johny","M/M","Non-Anthro","joke","language"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/237036-2-2-2-7","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/AnKbEqvm","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/b3/b1/b3b171f7-ad23-4a7a-a7fe-04ee20a75c99","description":"","content":"\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nTeacher: \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?  \n  \nJohnny: \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; Seven, Sir.  \n  \n**Teacher: \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2,** **how\u0026nbsp;many\u0026nbsp;will you have?  \n  \nJohnny: \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; Seven  \n  \nTeacher: \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and \u0026nbsp;  \n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;another 2, how many will you have?  \n  \nJohnny: \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; Six.  \n  \nTeacher: \u0026nbsp; Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will \u0026nbsp;  \n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;you have?  \n  \nJohnny: \u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;Seven!!!  \n  \nA very angry Teacher: \u0026nbsp;Where the fuck do you get seven from?!?!?  \n  \nVery angry Johnny: \u0026nbsp;Because I've already got a fuckin' cat at home!!!**\n\n  \n  \n\n","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/136436-lunablaze-1.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/141319-lunablaze-3.json"}