# 2+2+2=7

Author: ILLUMANATI BLACKTAIL
Tags: Cat, Feline, Human, Humor, Lil Johny, M/M, Non-Anthro, joke, language

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Teacher: &nbsp; &nbsp;If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?  
  
Johnny: &nbsp; &nbsp; Seven, Sir.  
  
**Teacher: &nbsp; &nbsp;No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2,** **how&nbsp;many&nbsp;will you have?  
  
Johnny: &nbsp; &nbsp; Seven  
  
Teacher: &nbsp; &nbsp;Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and &nbsp;  
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;another 2, how many will you have?  
  
Johnny: &nbsp; &nbsp; Six.  
  
Teacher: &nbsp; Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will &nbsp;  
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;you have?  
  
Johnny: &nbsp; &nbsp;Seven!!!  
  
A very angry Teacher: &nbsp;Where the fuck do you get seven from?!?!?  
  
Very angry Johnny: &nbsp;Because I've already got a fuckin' cat at home!!!**

Source: https://sofurry.com/s/AnKbEqvm

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