{"sf1_id":248501,"sf2_id":null,"title":"the otter princess and the kangaroo and her eggs","author":"Teral","words":1152,"posted_at":"2011-05-11T15:57:00.000Z","tags":["Epic","Hot Sex","Humor","Kangaroo","Teral","australians","bloodshed","eggs","hobbits","lord of the rings","red riot","sex","sorry i'm high","storry","story"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/248501-the-otter-princess-and-the-kangaroo-and-her-eggs","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/view/248501","image_url":"https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/thumb?page=248501\u0026ext=.jpg","description":"","content":"\n \n\n[17:19:39](\u003e) Red Riot: true story\n[17:20:00](\u003e) **Nico Kialalai lets Red tell her own bedtime story.\n[17:20:13](\u003e) Red Riot: :D\n[17:20:20](\u003e) Red Riot: AND SO\n[17:20:26](\u003e) Red Riot: one day\n[17:20:31](\u003e) Red Riot: a Tuesday\n[17:20:38](\u003e) Red Riot: to be specific\n[17:21:31](\u003e) Red Riot: the otter princess was sent to buy some eggs for breakfast? :3\n[17:22:11](\u003e) Red Riot: buuuuut on her way to the egg shop she met something from medieval times. Let's say a dragon.\n[17:22:29](\u003e) Red Riot: a dragon called Goldblaze :D\n[17:22:39](\u003e) Nico Kialalai: Haha\n[17:23:17](\u003e) Teral: ps return of the christ may 21st 2011 save the date\n[17:23:36](\u003e) Red Riot: the otter princess called up her fellow otter friend Nico because the dragon was in the way. \"Nico? Yeah hey. Nico, you had better meet me here soon okay bye\"\n[17:23:39](\u003e) -Buck-: Hi guys :3\n[17:23:57](\u003e) Red Riot: Buck you can help us write a bedtime story :3\n[17:24:08](\u003e) -Buck-: Oh? :3c\n[17:24:21](\u003e) **Nico Kialalai scurries out of his wizard hut to meet the otter princess. \"Yo, whudup foo'.\"\n[17:24:38](\u003e) Red Riot: the otter princess has gone to buy some eggs, but met a dragon on her way (Goldblaze) so she called Nico and he's a wizard.\n[17:24:45](\u003e) Red Riot: apparently \u003e:I\n[17:24:57](\u003e) Nico Kialalai: Well what am I supposed to be? \u003e:|\n[17:25:04](\u003e) Red Riot: \u003e:I\n[17:25:07](\u003e) Red Riot: continue\n[17:25:09](\u003e) **-Buck- is a bard that stalks Red Roit with a golden mandolin\n[17:25:23](\u003e) Red Riot: oh sweet, a narrator\n[17:25:30](\u003e) Nico Kialalai: Lmao\n[17:25:46](\u003e) Teral: new story I don't like this one\n[17:25:52](\u003e) Red Riot: ...a rhyming narrator?\n[17:26:01](\u003e) Nico Kialalai: Sing the song of Red, Buck.\n[17:26:11](\u003e) -Buck-: Uh...\n[17:26:36](\u003e) Red Riot: \u003c:3\n[17:26:53](\u003e) Red Riot: the dragon is idle we can sneak past now\n[17:26:54](\u003e) Nico Kialalai: Is that a heart with nipple, Red?\n[17:27:26](\u003e) Red Riot: no\n[17:27:36](\u003e) Nico Kialalai: Hurr.\n[17:27:38](\u003e) -Buck-: Red Riot, the otter princes who was silent enough, that the dragon was sleeping and slipped right by it~\n[17:27:44](\u003e) -Buck-: I so bad at rhyming ;-;\n[17:27:53](\u003e) Red Riot: wow yeah you are :I\n[17:27:58](\u003e) Red Riot: thats okay\n[17:28:03](\u003e) Red Riot: you've got mad mandolin chops\n[17:28:12](\u003e) **-Buck- is a symbol for kids then\n[17:28:24](\u003e) -Buck-: \"Do what you like, even if you're no good at it\" o3o\n[17:28:29](\u003e) Red Riot: hey, Nico\n[17:28:41](\u003e) Nico Kialalai: Yo.\n[17:28:42](\u003e) Red Riot: want an iron fisting? ;D\n[17:28:48](\u003e) -Buck-: Oh baby\n[17:28:50](\u003e) Red Riot: TOOLATE\n[17:28:56](\u003e) Red Riot: *powpowpow*\n[17:29:00](\u003e) Nico Kialalai: Nawh... I'm sure Teral does.\n[17:29:08](\u003e) Nico Kialalai: OH GOD Y U DO DIS\n[17:29:39](\u003e) Red Riot: \u003e:3 fufufufufufu\n[17:29:48](\u003e) **-Buck- plays mad mandolin riffs through this\n[17:29:59](\u003e) Red Riot: *schlorck schlorck schlorck* sound effects\n[17:30:11](\u003e) Red Riot: OKAY ENOUGH\n[17:30:14](\u003e) Red Riot: we need eggs\n[17:30:20](\u003e) **Nico Kialalai uses wizard tomfoolery on Red\n[17:30:21](\u003e) Red Riot: the king and queen are mad hungry\n[17:31:09](\u003e) Nico Kialalai: Do you want some golden goose eggs?\n[17:31:25](\u003e) Red Riot: O:\n[17:31:27](\u003e) Red Riot: wat\n[17:31:49](\u003e) Nico Kialalai: Dem tings is bangin'\n[17:31:56](\u003e) Red Riot: O: yes i want them\n[17:31:57](\u003e) Nico Kialalai: Also hard to get.\n[17:32:00](\u003e) Teral: hell no\n[17:32:03](\u003e) Red Riot: O: show me them\n[17:32:09](\u003e) Red Riot: TERAL!\n[17:32:20](\u003e) Red Riot: I know you know how to get the golden goose eggs\n[17:32:23](\u003e) Teral: not so loud ;-;\n[17:32:45](\u003e) Teral: yeah I got those eggs.\n[17:32:54](\u003e) Red Riot: :\\\n[17:33:02](\u003e) Teral: they're 20 bucks an egg.\n[17:33:04](\u003e) Red Riot: \u003e:\\ do we need to chat\n[17:33:11](\u003e) Teral: fork it over \u003e:F\n[17:33:12](\u003e) Nico Kialalai: Bitch, those are just plain eggs painted gold.\n[17:33:18](\u003e) Nico Kialalai: Red, Teral's a gypsy.\n[17:33:21](\u003e) Teral: NO\n[17:33:32](\u003e) Teral: Nico is a liar\n[17:33:44](\u003e) Nico Kialalai: I'm the royal wizard, son.\n[17:33:45](\u003e) Teral: These are 28 karat.\n[17:33:48](\u003e) Red Riot: *ponders some things*\n[17:33:49](\u003e) Teral: idgaf\n[17:34:07](\u003e) **Nico Kialalai turns Teral into a harem girl.\n[17:34:27](\u003e) Red Riot: Teral, I am willing to buy your 'golden goose eggs' with one condition which is most definitely reasonable\n[17:34:36](\u003e) **Teral looks at his crotch. No more 'roo balls. ):\n[17:34:48](\u003e) Nico Kialalai: Dance, monkey.\n[17:34:51](\u003e) Teral: Yes Red I'm listening.\n[17:35:08](\u003e) **Teral loses the tits and gets his dick back.\n[17:35:15](\u003e) Red Riot: You must engage in a fiercr battle with DarkDobie.\n[17:35:23](\u003e) Red Riot: fierce, even.\n[17:35:28](\u003e) Red Riot: in fact especially fierce\n[17:35:41](\u003e) Nico Kialalai: To the death, in fact.\n[17:35:50](\u003e) Red Riot: DarkDobie: *yanks your tail*\n[17:36:21](\u003e) Red Riot: darkdobie: *slaps your face a little when you swing round all confused like* Yo we got a fight\n[17:36:24](\u003e) Teral: Bitch I'ma kangaroo all I do is box and kick.\n[17:36:31](\u003e) **Teral KO.\n[17:36:48](\u003e) DarkDobie: Red Riot: *sighs and attatches a c-4 to you and watches you explode*\n[17:36:57](\u003e) Red Riot: THE END\n[17:37:26](\u003e) Red Riot: but seriously, dobie, you gotta fight teral\n[17:37:31](\u003e) Teral: what a lovely bed time story.\n[17:37:41](\u003e) Red Riot: no weapons :\\\n[17:37:44](\u003e) Nico Kialalai: To the death.\n[17:37:57](\u003e) Red Riot: dont think you're out of the woods teral\n[17:38:07](\u003e) DarkDobie: Red Riot: sorry i dont do feral i do quick instant death through explosives or other little things\n[17:38:16](\u003e) **Teral lame.\n[17:38:21](\u003e) Nico Kialalai: Who said feral?\n[17:38:24](\u003e) Red Riot: Not my problem Dobie. Talk to Teral.\n[17:38:26](\u003e) Nico Kialalai: WE WANT FISTS\n[17:38:26](\u003e) **-Buck- breaks a string :C\n[17:38:29](\u003e) **Teral oi winner.\n[17:38:33](\u003e) Red Riot: BUCK, GUH\n[17:38:41](\u003e) Red Riot: *insta guitar tech*\n[17:38:42](\u003e) -Buck-: Twang\n[17:38:53](\u003e) Red Riot: thats better\n[17:39:41](\u003e) **-Buck- plays Red Riot a love song~\n[17:39:41](\u003e) Red Riot: So Teral\n[17:39:57](\u003e) Teral: used bad command, \"mw\"! Text: slides up to Red Riot.\n[17:40:04](\u003e) **Teral slides up to red riot.\n[17:40:06](\u003e) Red Riot: have we got ourselves a deal? Are you willing to engage in battle with DarkDobie, despite his apparent reluctance?\n[17:40:28](\u003e) Red Riot: he may blow you up, pretty quickly.\n[17:40:57](\u003e) Red Riot: :3\n[17:41:20](\u003e) -Buck-: Red, I poured my heart and soul into this song for you ;~;\n[17:41:22](\u003e) Teral: Yeah sure I can't die so.\n[17:41:30](\u003e) Red Riot: Im still weeping buck\n[17:41:42](\u003e) **Teral walks over to the doberman.\n[17:41:44](\u003e) -Buck-: Tears of love? :3c\n[17:41:46](\u003e) Red Riot: :,3\n[17:42:02](\u003e) Red Riot: tears from the c-4\n[17:42:07](\u003e) Red Riot: and also love yes\n[17:42:08](\u003e) **-Buck- uses his Mandolin skills on the Ottery maiden~\n[17:42:19](\u003e) DarkDobie: *sighs pulling out some razor wire looking at teral* yes?\n[17:42:31](\u003e) Red Riot: YEAH BOIII\n[17:42:50](\u003e) **Nico Kialalai runs up to Teral's golden eggs and STEALS THEM for Red.\n[17:42:59](\u003e) Red Riot: wait wait we got a fight\n[17:43:06](\u003e) **Teral takes out a machete and shotgun. :|\n[17:43:18](\u003e) Red Riot: *takes out a wizards robe and hat*\n[17:43:18](\u003e) **Teral pew pew pew pew\n[17:43:57](\u003e) DarkDobie: *pulls out a desert eagle keeping a hold of my razor wire treating it almost like a whip*\n[17:44:08](\u003e) Red Riot: badaaaaassssss\n[17:44:28](\u003e) **Teral time out smoke break\n[17:44:36](\u003e) -Buck-: Wouldn't the razor whire cut your hand?\n[17:44:53](\u003e) Red Riot: shut up buck you're a jester. Teral, box his ass\n[17:45:10](\u003e) **-Buck- is only a jester .__.\n[17:45:12](\u003e) Red Riot: Nico, check the eggs? Are they fo real?\n[17:45:21](\u003e) Nico Kialalai: Hell no.\n[17:45:36](\u003e) Nico Kialalai: Look -scratches off gold leaf-\n[17:45:36](\u003e) Red Riot: \u003e:|\n[17:45:42](\u003e) **Teral puffs blunt and hops/bounces, and punch.\n[17:45:47](\u003e) Nico Kialalai: Told you he was a gypsy.\n[17:45:58](\u003e) Red Riot: it's okay he's high\n[17:46:04](\u003e) Nico Kialalai: See, look at that gypsy fighting skill.\n[17:46:11](\u003e) Red Riot: and fighting darkdobie\n[17:46:16](\u003e) Teral: I already one.\n[17:46:18](\u003e) Teral: won.\n[17:46:20](\u003e) Red Riot: go teral!\n[17:46:26](\u003e) Teral: 17:43:18](\u003e) **Teral pew pew pew pew\n[17:46:32](\u003e) Red Riot: okay so I will buy your eggs\n[17:46:33](\u003e) Teral: shotguns bitch\n[17:46:47](\u003e) Red Riot: at half price because they're not genuine \u003e:\\\n[17:46:54](\u003e) Nico Kialalai: I stole them already :|\n[17:46:57](\u003e) Nico Kialalai: Why pay?\n[17:47:01](\u003e) **Teral fights Nico.\n[17:47:01](\u003e) DarkDobie: *looks at teral then my body* hmmm im not bleeding\n[17:47:07](\u003e) **Teral takes back eggs.\n[17:47:12](\u003e) **Nico Kialalai fisticuffs.\n[17:47:26](\u003e) **Teral resells to Red for 45% off.\n[17:47:34](\u003e) Red Riot: nice\n[17:47:43](\u003e) Nico Kialalai: Whatev, Red has all the money in the land anyway.\n[17:47:46](\u003e) **Teral counts bills and puffs B)\n[17:48:01](\u003e) **Teral OG kangaroo.\n[17:48:05](\u003e) Red Riot: *takes a toke or two* Buck?\n[17:48:16](\u003e) DarkDobie: *c-4s everyone but me and the chimera and blows you all to hell*\n[17:48:27](\u003e) **-Buck- is busy trying to not be a lowly jester ._.\n[17:48:32](\u003e) Red Riot: Buck. Do you know how to play any Hendrix on that thing? Let's go home guys.\n[17:48:35](\u003e) **Teral is high so = indestructible.\n[17:48:42](\u003e) -Buck-: No\n[17:48:50](\u003e) Red Riot: Clapton?\n[17:48:59](\u003e) -Buck-: Yes actually\n[17:48:59](\u003e) DarkDobie: *throws teral into hell myself*\n[17:49:04](\u003e) Red Riot: WOW\n[17:49:09](\u003e) Red Riot: DID YOU ALL SEE THAT\n[17:49:17](\u003e) -Buck-: Okay, DarkDobie needs to chill\n[17:49:19](\u003e) Red Riot: Clapton would be great for this moment\n[17:49:23](\u003e) **Teral smokes with satan\n[17:49:27](\u003e) -Buck-: Because this is some incredibly stupid everything\n[17:49:29](\u003e) **Teral back from hell.\n\t\t[17:49:44](\u003e) **Teral puts Dobie on butthurt island.\n\t\t[17:49:47](\u003e) Nico Kialalai: Lucifurr\n\t\t[17:49:52](\u003e) Nico Kialalai: Furry Satan\n\t\t[17:50:00](\u003e) Teral: lmao\n\t\t[17:51:04](\u003e) Teral: pizza making time B)\n\t\t[17:51:26](\u003e) Red Riot: *arrives back at the castle with Teral, Nico and Buck and cooks eggs* the end \u003c3"}