# the otter princess and the kangaroo and her eggs

Author: Teral
Tags: Epic, Hot Sex, Humor, Kangaroo, Teral, australians, bloodshed, eggs, hobbits, lord of the rings, red riot, sex, sorry i'm high, storry, story


 

[17:19:39](>) Red Riot: true story
[17:20:00](>) **Nico Kialalai lets Red tell her own bedtime story.
[17:20:13](>) Red Riot: :D
[17:20:20](>) Red Riot: AND SO
[17:20:26](>) Red Riot: one day
[17:20:31](>) Red Riot: a Tuesday
[17:20:38](>) Red Riot: to be specific
[17:21:31](>) Red Riot: the otter princess was sent to buy some eggs for breakfast? :3
[17:22:11](>) Red Riot: buuuuut on her way to the egg shop she met something from medieval times. Let's say a dragon.
[17:22:29](>) Red Riot: a dragon called Goldblaze :D
[17:22:39](>) Nico Kialalai: Haha
[17:23:17](>) Teral: ps return of the christ may 21st 2011 save the date
[17:23:36](>) Red Riot: the otter princess called up her fellow otter friend Nico because the dragon was in the way. "Nico? Yeah hey. Nico, you had better meet me here soon okay bye"
[17:23:39](>) -Buck-: Hi guys :3
[17:23:57](>) Red Riot: Buck you can help us write a bedtime story :3
[17:24:08](>) -Buck-: Oh? :3c
[17:24:21](>) **Nico Kialalai scurries out of his wizard hut to meet the otter princess. "Yo, whudup foo'."
[17:24:38](>) Red Riot: the otter princess has gone to buy some eggs, but met a dragon on her way (Goldblaze) so she called Nico and he's a wizard.
[17:24:45](>) Red Riot: apparently >:I
[17:24:57](>) Nico Kialalai: Well what am I supposed to be? >:|
[17:25:04](>) Red Riot: >:I
[17:25:07](>) Red Riot: continue
[17:25:09](>) **-Buck- is a bard that stalks Red Roit with a golden mandolin
[17:25:23](>) Red Riot: oh sweet, a narrator
[17:25:30](>) Nico Kialalai: Lmao
[17:25:46](>) Teral: new story I don't like this one
[17:25:52](>) Red Riot: ...a rhyming narrator?
[17:26:01](>) Nico Kialalai: Sing the song of Red, Buck.
[17:26:11](>) -Buck-: Uh...
[17:26:36](>) Red Riot: <:3
[17:26:53](>) Red Riot: the dragon is idle we can sneak past now
[17:26:54](>) Nico Kialalai: Is that a heart with nipple, Red?
[17:27:26](>) Red Riot: no
[17:27:36](>) Nico Kialalai: Hurr.
[17:27:38](>) -Buck-: Red Riot, the otter princes who was silent enough, that the dragon was sleeping and slipped right by it~
[17:27:44](>) -Buck-: I so bad at rhyming ;-;
[17:27:53](>) Red Riot: wow yeah you are :I
[17:27:58](>) Red Riot: thats okay
[17:28:03](>) Red Riot: you've got mad mandolin chops
[17:28:12](>) **-Buck- is a symbol for kids then
[17:28:24](>) -Buck-: "Do what you like, even if you're no good at it" o3o
[17:28:29](>) Red Riot: hey, Nico
[17:28:41](>) Nico Kialalai: Yo.
[17:28:42](>) Red Riot: want an iron fisting? ;D
[17:28:48](>) -Buck-: Oh baby
[17:28:50](>) Red Riot: TOOLATE
[17:28:56](>) Red Riot: *powpowpow*
[17:29:00](>) Nico Kialalai: Nawh... I'm sure Teral does.
[17:29:08](>) Nico Kialalai: OH GOD Y U DO DIS
[17:29:39](>) Red Riot: >:3 fufufufufufu
[17:29:48](>) **-Buck- plays mad mandolin riffs through this
[17:29:59](>) Red Riot: *schlorck schlorck schlorck* sound effects
[17:30:11](>) Red Riot: OKAY ENOUGH
[17:30:14](>) Red Riot: we need eggs
[17:30:20](>) **Nico Kialalai uses wizard tomfoolery on Red
[17:30:21](>) Red Riot: the king and queen are mad hungry
[17:31:09](>) Nico Kialalai: Do you want some golden goose eggs?
[17:31:25](>) Red Riot: O:
[17:31:27](>) Red Riot: wat
[17:31:49](>) Nico Kialalai: Dem tings is bangin'
[17:31:56](>) Red Riot: O: yes i want them
[17:31:57](>) Nico Kialalai: Also hard to get.
[17:32:00](>) Teral: hell no
[17:32:03](>) Red Riot: O: show me them
[17:32:09](>) Red Riot: TERAL!
[17:32:20](>) Red Riot: I know you know how to get the golden goose eggs
[17:32:23](>) Teral: not so loud ;-;
[17:32:45](>) Teral: yeah I got those eggs.
[17:32:54](>) Red Riot: :\
[17:33:02](>) Teral: they're 20 bucks an egg.
[17:33:04](>) Red Riot: >:\ do we need to chat
[17:33:11](>) Teral: fork it over >:F
[17:33:12](>) Nico Kialalai: Bitch, those are just plain eggs painted gold.
[17:33:18](>) Nico Kialalai: Red, Teral's a gypsy.
[17:33:21](>) Teral: NO
[17:33:32](>) Teral: Nico is a liar
[17:33:44](>) Nico Kialalai: I'm the royal wizard, son.
[17:33:45](>) Teral: These are 28 karat.
[17:33:48](>) Red Riot: *ponders some things*
[17:33:49](>) Teral: idgaf
[17:34:07](>) **Nico Kialalai turns Teral into a harem girl.
[17:34:27](>) Red Riot: Teral, I am willing to buy your 'golden goose eggs' with one condition which is most definitely reasonable
[17:34:36](>) **Teral looks at his crotch. No more 'roo balls. ):
[17:34:48](>) Nico Kialalai: Dance, monkey.
[17:34:51](>) Teral: Yes Red I'm listening.
[17:35:08](>) **Teral loses the tits and gets his dick back.
[17:35:15](>) Red Riot: You must engage in a fiercr battle with DarkDobie.
[17:35:23](>) Red Riot: fierce, even.
[17:35:28](>) Red Riot: in fact especially fierce
[17:35:41](>) Nico Kialalai: To the death, in fact.
[17:35:50](>) Red Riot: DarkDobie: *yanks your tail*
[17:36:21](>) Red Riot: darkdobie: *slaps your face a little when you swing round all confused like* Yo we got a fight
[17:36:24](>) Teral: Bitch I'ma kangaroo all I do is box and kick.
[17:36:31](>) **Teral KO.
[17:36:48](>) DarkDobie: Red Riot: *sighs and attatches a c-4 to you and watches you explode*
[17:36:57](>) Red Riot: THE END
[17:37:26](>) Red Riot: but seriously, dobie, you gotta fight teral
[17:37:31](>) Teral: what a lovely bed time story.
[17:37:41](>) Red Riot: no weapons :\
[17:37:44](>) Nico Kialalai: To the death.
[17:37:57](>) Red Riot: dont think you're out of the woods teral
[17:38:07](>) DarkDobie: Red Riot: sorry i dont do feral i do quick instant death through explosives or other little things
[17:38:16](>) **Teral lame.
[17:38:21](>) Nico Kialalai: Who said feral?
[17:38:24](>) Red Riot: Not my problem Dobie. Talk to Teral.
[17:38:26](>) Nico Kialalai: WE WANT FISTS
[17:38:26](>) **-Buck- breaks a string :C
[17:38:29](>) **Teral oi winner.
[17:38:33](>) Red Riot: BUCK, GUH
[17:38:41](>) Red Riot: *insta guitar tech*
[17:38:42](>) -Buck-: Twang
[17:38:53](>) Red Riot: thats better
[17:39:41](>) **-Buck- plays Red Riot a love song~
[17:39:41](>) Red Riot: So Teral
[17:39:57](>) Teral: used bad command, "mw"! Text: slides up to Red Riot.
[17:40:04](>) **Teral slides up to red riot.
[17:40:06](>) Red Riot: have we got ourselves a deal? Are you willing to engage in battle with DarkDobie, despite his apparent reluctance?
[17:40:28](>) Red Riot: he may blow you up, pretty quickly.
[17:40:57](>) Red Riot: :3
[17:41:20](>) -Buck-: Red, I poured my heart and soul into this song for you ;~;
[17:41:22](>) Teral: Yeah sure I can't die so.
[17:41:30](>) Red Riot: Im still weeping buck
[17:41:42](>) **Teral walks over to the doberman.
[17:41:44](>) -Buck-: Tears of love? :3c
[17:41:46](>) Red Riot: :,3
[17:42:02](>) Red Riot: tears from the c-4
[17:42:07](>) Red Riot: and also love yes
[17:42:08](>) **-Buck- uses his Mandolin skills on the Ottery maiden~
[17:42:19](>) DarkDobie: *sighs pulling out some razor wire looking at teral* yes?
[17:42:31](>) Red Riot: YEAH BOIII
[17:42:50](>) **Nico Kialalai runs up to Teral's golden eggs and STEALS THEM for Red.
[17:42:59](>) Red Riot: wait wait we got a fight
[17:43:06](>) **Teral takes out a machete and shotgun. :|
[17:43:18](>) Red Riot: *takes out a wizards robe and hat*
[17:43:18](>) **Teral pew pew pew pew
[17:43:57](>) DarkDobie: *pulls out a desert eagle keeping a hold of my razor wire treating it almost like a whip*
[17:44:08](>) Red Riot: badaaaaassssss
[17:44:28](>) **Teral time out smoke break
[17:44:36](>) -Buck-: Wouldn't the razor whire cut your hand?
[17:44:53](>) Red Riot: shut up buck you're a jester. Teral, box his ass
[17:45:10](>) **-Buck- is only a jester .__.
[17:45:12](>) Red Riot: Nico, check the eggs? Are they fo real?
[17:45:21](>) Nico Kialalai: Hell no.
[17:45:36](>) Nico Kialalai: Look -scratches off gold leaf-
[17:45:36](>) Red Riot: >:|
[17:45:42](>) **Teral puffs blunt and hops/bounces, and punch.
[17:45:47](>) Nico Kialalai: Told you he was a gypsy.
[17:45:58](>) Red Riot: it's okay he's high
[17:46:04](>) Nico Kialalai: See, look at that gypsy fighting skill.
[17:46:11](>) Red Riot: and fighting darkdobie
[17:46:16](>) Teral: I already one.
[17:46:18](>) Teral: won.
[17:46:20](>) Red Riot: go teral!
[17:46:26](>) Teral: 17:43:18](>) **Teral pew pew pew pew
[17:46:32](>) Red Riot: okay so I will buy your eggs
[17:46:33](>) Teral: shotguns bitch
[17:46:47](>) Red Riot: at half price because they're not genuine >:\
[17:46:54](>) Nico Kialalai: I stole them already :|
[17:46:57](>) Nico Kialalai: Why pay?
[17:47:01](>) **Teral fights Nico.
[17:47:01](>) DarkDobie: *looks at teral then my body* hmmm im not bleeding
[17:47:07](>) **Teral takes back eggs.
[17:47:12](>) **Nico Kialalai fisticuffs.
[17:47:26](>) **Teral resells to Red for 45% off.
[17:47:34](>) Red Riot: nice
[17:47:43](>) Nico Kialalai: Whatev, Red has all the money in the land anyway.
[17:47:46](>) **Teral counts bills and puffs B)
[17:48:01](>) **Teral OG kangaroo.
[17:48:05](>) Red Riot: *takes a toke or two* Buck?
[17:48:16](>) DarkDobie: *c-4s everyone but me and the chimera and blows you all to hell*
[17:48:27](>) **-Buck- is busy trying to not be a lowly jester ._.
[17:48:32](>) Red Riot: Buck. Do you know how to play any Hendrix on that thing? Let's go home guys.
[17:48:35](>) **Teral is high so = indestructible.
[17:48:42](>) -Buck-: No
[17:48:50](>) Red Riot: Clapton?
[17:48:59](>) -Buck-: Yes actually
[17:48:59](>) DarkDobie: *throws teral into hell myself*
[17:49:04](>) Red Riot: WOW
[17:49:09](>) Red Riot: DID YOU ALL SEE THAT
[17:49:17](>) -Buck-: Okay, DarkDobie needs to chill
[17:49:19](>) Red Riot: Clapton would be great for this moment
[17:49:23](>) **Teral smokes with satan
[17:49:27](>) -Buck-: Because this is some incredibly stupid everything
[17:49:29](>) **Teral back from hell.
		[17:49:44](>) **Teral puts Dobie on butthurt island.
		[17:49:47](>) Nico Kialalai: Lucifurr
		[17:49:52](>) Nico Kialalai: Furry Satan
		[17:50:00](>) Teral: lmao
		[17:51:04](>) Teral: pizza making time B)
		[17:51:26](>) Red Riot: *arrives back at the castle with Teral, Nico and Buck and cooks eggs* the end <3

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