{"sf1_id":253090,"sf2_id":"ZeqgyJPn","title":"The Ideal Furry","author":"photino","words":367,"posted_at":"2011-05-27T16:13:00.000Z","tags":["Bitching","Nude","Sexy","Whining","furry","hot","trolling"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/253090-the-ideal-furry","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/ZeqgyJPn","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/3c/1f/3c1fb54d-1c2f-4124-ad63-42254a02b561","description":"","content":"\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; The Ideal Furry  \n  \n  \n  \nThe ideal furry...  \n  \n  \n-doesn't resent the human race  \n  \n  \n-doesn't depict \"anthros\" as the pinnacle of purity and overall good-guyness  \n  \n  \n- accepts all forms of criticism no matter how harsh  \n  \n  \n- honestly tries to improve their work  \n  \n  \n- tries to finish their commissions on time  \n  \n  \n- keeps their sexual fantasies to their selves. Seriously, no one needs to know what you find sexy.  \n  \n  \n-creates furry art for reasons other than sexual release  \n  \n  \n- is respectful of other people's points of view  \n  \n  \n- doesn't call everyone who disagrees with him a \"troll\". You hear that Duke Otterland?  \n  \n  \n- uses proper spelling and grammar. It's not that hard  \n  \n  \n- doesn't respond to trolls. That's exactly what they want you to do  \n  \n  \n- doesn't act like an idiot and call it \"insanity\". I'm talking to you InSane Reynard.  \n  \n  \n- doesn't use Aspergers/Autism/ ADHD/whatever\u0026nbsp; as an excuse for their bad behavior  \n  \n  \n- thinks that having sex with animals is cruel, disgusting, and very, very wrong.  \n  \n  \n- doesn't steal art  \n  \n  \n- doesn't consider incest or rape \"sexy\"\n\n\u0026nbsp; -knows that gray wolves are not in danger of extinction  \n  \n  \n-doesn't wear diapers at age 25  \n  \n  \n- is disgusted by scat, watersports, or snuff  \n  \n  \n- knows that the only difference between cub porn and child porn is the fur  \n  \n  \n- doesn't mutilate the Japanese language.  \n  \n  \n- doesn't trace other people's art and call it \"original\"  \n  \n  \n-doesn't outright murder my childhood  \n  \n  \n- doesn't have sex in a fursuit  \n  \n  \n- puts their heart and soul into their work  \n  \n  \n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; - isn't 40 years old and still\u0026nbsp; lives in their mother's basement  \n  \n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;  \n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; - doesn't make their fursona perfect.  \n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;  \n  \n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; - doesn't take the fandom too seriously  \n  \n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;  \n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; - doesn't have sex with a stuffed toy  \n  \n\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;  \n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; -acts his age\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; \u0026nbsp;  \n  \n  \nBasically, the ideal furry is a decent human being who likes to pretend that they're an animal. A little weird, but otherwise a nice guy.  \n  \n\n\u0026nbsp;  \n  \n\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp;\u0026nbsp; If you don't have most of these qualities, then you seriously need to rethink your life.  \n  \n\n"}