# The Ideal Furry

Author: photino
Tags: Bitching, Nude, Sexy, Whining, furry, hot, trolling

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The Ideal Furry  
  
  
  
The ideal furry...  
  
  
-doesn't resent the human race  
  
  
-doesn't depict "anthros" as the pinnacle of purity and overall good-guyness  
  
  
- accepts all forms of criticism no matter how harsh  
  
  
- honestly tries to improve their work  
  
  
- tries to finish their commissions on time  
  
  
- keeps their sexual fantasies to their selves. Seriously, no one needs to know what you find sexy.  
  
  
-creates furry art for reasons other than sexual release  
  
  
- is respectful of other people's points of view  
  
  
- doesn't call everyone who disagrees with him a "troll". You hear that Duke Otterland?  
  
  
- uses proper spelling and grammar. It's not that hard  
  
  
- doesn't respond to trolls. That's exactly what they want you to do  
  
  
- doesn't act like an idiot and call it "insanity". I'm talking to you InSane Reynard.  
  
  
- doesn't use Aspergers/Autism/ ADHD/whatever&nbsp; as an excuse for their bad behavior  
  
  
- thinks that having sex with animals is cruel, disgusting, and very, very wrong.  
  
  
- doesn't steal art  
  
  
- doesn't consider incest or rape "sexy"

&nbsp; -knows that gray wolves are not in danger of extinction  
  
  
-doesn't wear diapers at age 25  
  
  
- is disgusted by scat, watersports, or snuff  
  
  
- knows that the only difference between cub porn and child porn is the fur  
  
  
- doesn't mutilate the Japanese language.  
  
  
- doesn't trace other people's art and call it "original"  
  
  
-doesn't outright murder my childhood  
  
  
- doesn't have sex in a fursuit  
  
  
- puts their heart and soul into their work  
  
  
&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; - isn't 40 years old and still&nbsp; lives in their mother's basement  
  
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&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; - doesn't make their fursona perfect.  
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&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; - doesn't take the fandom too seriously  
  
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&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; - doesn't have sex with a stuffed toy  
  
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Basically, the ideal furry is a decent human being who likes to pretend that they're an animal. A little weird, but otherwise a nice guy.  
  

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&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; If you don't have most of these qualities, then you seriously need to rethink your life.

Source: https://sofurry.com/s/ZeqgyJPn