{"sf1_id":259779,"sf2_id":"ebQ47Ga1","title":"The best cook in the world","author":"Swordpunk","words":98,"posted_at":"2011-06-18T13:42:00.000Z","tags":["Clean","Cooking","No-Yiff","funny"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/259779-the-best-cook-in-the-world","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/ebQ47Ga1","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/09/27/09274c94-2fab-4854-9812-9cfb3e6505d4","description":"","content":"I am truly the best cook in the world\n\nBreakfast = ya like that ever happens ether I don't eat because of lack of time or\u0026nbsp; I make somthing and it get dumped in the garbagge because i burned it black and crispy\n\nLunch = Random MRE from box of randomn MREs or something that takes no skill to cook like pizza in the oven\n\nDinner = Victoria makes us something as I sit there like a little kid in aw of her cooking skills\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nYa i am 22 in the army and can't cook for shit\n\n  \n  \n\n"}