{"sf1_id":274324,"sf2_id":"dePpy4qe","title":"Star Zero episode 2","author":"Kazufox","words":3892,"posted_at":"2011-08-04T13:28:00.000Z","tags":["Bird","Captain Falcon","Comedy","Epic","F-Zero","Falcon","Fox","Human","Humor","James","Nintendo","Robots","kazufox","mccloud","old","racing","star zero"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/274324-star-zero-episode-2","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/dePpy4qe","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/b8/33/b833fdb5-adc0-46d3-84d6-74ccc9b4219f","description":"#2 of Star Zero","content":"Note: Here's part 2 of the almighty Star Zero series. Also from a time and place before 2007, but here it gets good. Yes, I hate Marth...and the monkies...  \n  \nThis time, things get MOAR fun and exciting! Whoo!\n\n~Prologue~  \n~Again Star Zero is out on another adventure and furry James is Fox Sr. and human James is Human.\u0026nbsp; Where the team will be going this time?\u0026nbsp; Well...~  \n\\_Star Zero Strikes Again\\_  \n----  \n~Location: Marth's bathroom~  \n----  \n~Marth prepares to take a shower and as he does he looks left, right, left.\u0026nbsp; He checks to see if there's a crack in the sink or tub.\u0026nbsp; He slowly turns on the shower water and water starts spraying out.\u0026nbsp; He steps into the shower looking left, right, left.\u0026nbsp; As Marth starts to relax and continue his shower until the water cuts off.\u0026nbsp; Marth starts messing with the dial to get the hot water but nothing comes out.\u0026nbsp; He looks at the showerhead closely and suddenly a burst of flames shot out setting Marth's hair on fire~  \n\\*Marth\\*: Oh \\*\\*\\*\\*\\*!!\u0026nbsp; FIRE!!\u0026nbsp; FIRE!!  \n~Marth tries to turn on the water at the sink but only more fire shoots out.\u0026nbsp; Marth runs out into the hallway then stop, drops and rolls until the fire is out.\u0026nbsp; When the fire goes out he tries to crawl back into the bathroom only to pass out on the floor~  \n----  \n~Meanwhile outside~  \n----  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Hey, guys did you record it?  \n~Both James sit outside with a TV~  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: Yeah, we got it. (falls over laughing)  \n\\*Human\\*: That joke was sick and cruel. (laughs anyways)  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: Where did you get the firepower for that?  \n~Roy Mustang walks over~  \n\\*Both James\\*: No way!  \n\\*Roy\\*: I hope that it was hot enough for him.  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: Roy, what are you doing here?  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: I can explain that.\u0026nbsp; You see, I asked my good buddy Roy here if he wanted to play a little prank on that guy that messed up his uniform by running into him and Roy said 'yes'.  \n\\*Human\\*: Was it before or after we put grease on the bottom of his shoes?  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: And put glue on the inside.  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: That doesn't matter, what does matter is that we really burned Marth up, literally!\u0026nbsp; And the best part is we've got it on tape so we can post it on the internet his shame being naked on the floor!\u0026nbsp; Got those empty beer bottles?  \n\\*Human\\*: \\*finishes another bottle\\* You really need to ask?  \n\\*Roy\\*: Severs that loser right.\u0026nbsp; I just had my uniform dry-cleaned and he has the nerve to mess it up.\u0026nbsp; Well Kazufox, it's been fun.\u0026nbsp; But now I've got to be going.  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Already?\u0026nbsp; Okay.  \n\\*Roy\\*: I can trust you not to tell anyone, right?  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: No problem, Roy.  \n\\*Roy\\*: I'm serious.\u0026nbsp; I know where you live.  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Geez, calm down.\u0026nbsp; I'm your friend, Roy.  \n\\*Roy\\*: Hmph.\u0026nbsp; I forgot who I was talking to.  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Don't start getting smart with me!  \n\\*Roy\\*: Heh, sure.\u0026nbsp; Well Kazufox, take care and try not to get caught. (walks off)  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Damn, I hate when he tries and act all cool and serious like that.\u0026nbsp; But I'll let it slide since we did get Marth good.  \n\\*Human\\*: Now what's our plan for today?  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: The same thing we try to do everyday.\u0026nbsp; Try to moon the rich!  \n----  \n~Later in space~  \n----  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Okay, this time I've got the ship that we're going to attack.\u0026nbsp; This is a party ship full of celebrities and there are no hookers or prostitutes.\u0026nbsp; Is everyone ready?  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: Everything's a go.  \n\\*Human\\*: All set here.  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Okay!\u0026nbsp; Let's take it to them!  \n~The ships fly nearby the space cruiser~  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Ready in 3...2...1...Let'em fall!  \n~The three moon the ship but they don't hear the voices of shocked rich people~  \n\\*Crowd\\*: Yeah, the strippers are finally here!\u0026nbsp; Yeah, shake that thing!\u0026nbsp; Woohoo!\u0026nbsp; Let's get wasted!\u0026nbsp; Come on over, baby so we can talk.  \n~Both James look at Kazufox~  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: What?\u0026nbsp; This is a celebrity vessel. (looks at ship) Oh \\*\\*\\*\\*\\*!!\u0026nbsp; It's full of the crazy female celebes!\u0026nbsp; There's Pam Anderson, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, the Olsen twins, Angelina Jolie, eww...there's Paris Hilton!  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: What do you have against her?  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Have you ever seen that episode of South Park?\u0026nbsp; And haven't you ever wondered what happened to all those dogs?  \n\\*Human\\*: You watch too much TV.\u0026nbsp; That doesn't even make sense.  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: There's a ship with these celebs and also for hookers and prostitutes, you don't start talking about what makes sense or not in THIS universe.\u0026nbsp; Not really, wtf?\u0026nbsp; What is Tyra Banks doing there?\u0026nbsp; Oh my God!!\u0026nbsp; It's Brittney Spears!!!\u0026nbsp; Star Zero!\u0026nbsp; Fly as fast as you can!!  \n~The three fly off into hyperspace~  \n----  \n~Later at Andross'~  \n----  \n~Andross slowly walks out of his house looking left, right, left.\u0026nbsp; He heads toward his car looking around for traps.\u0026nbsp; He checks for glue in the keyhole and finds nothing.\u0026nbsp; He checks his back as he opens the door then suddenly a mountain lion jumps out and mauls the monkey~  \n\\*Andross\\*: AAAAHH!!\u0026nbsp; Get this thing off of me!  \n\\*Mountain lion\\*: RRAAAAAWR!! RAAAWR!!  \n\\*Human\\*: I can't believe you did that.  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: It's genius!\u0026nbsp; HAHAHA!!\u0026nbsp; Of course I always did want to see that happen.  \n\\*Human\\*: Where did you find that thing?  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: (rolling over laughing) I...HAHAHAHA I found it.\u0026nbsp; HAHAHAHA!!!\u0026nbsp; At the pet store.\u0026nbsp; You won't believe the things they keep there.  \n----  \n~Meanwhile at pet store~  \n----  \n\\*Algy\\*: Help!\u0026nbsp; Anyone!\u0026nbsp; I've been here ever since Nintendo cancelled Starfox 2!!\u0026nbsp; Please!  \n\\*Girl\\*: WAAAH!!\u0026nbsp; My kitty ran away and-ooooh!\u0026nbsp; A funny monkey!\u0026nbsp; Mommy I want the monkey!  \n\\*Algy\\*: Thank you so much!\u0026nbsp; You have no idea what this means to me.  \n\\*Girl\\*: (pets Algy) That's a good monkey.\u0026nbsp; Now you won't run away like my kitty, right?  \n\\*Algy\\*: Actually, I was hoping you would let me go and-  \n\\*Girl\\*: (demonic voice) You won't leave me, right!?  \n\\*Algy\\*: I'll stay...\\*whines\\*  \n\\*Girl\\*: (normal voice) Good. (drags Algy by leash) La la-la la-la!  \n----  \n~Later at base~  \n----  \n\\*Human\\*: I still can't believe you two are doing these stupid pranks.  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Listen James, you'll understand too when you have someone you really hate.  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: It's true.\u0026nbsp; One day, James, one day.\u0026nbsp; By the way, when did Axl work here?  \n\\*Human\\*: Axl?\u0026nbsp; The Maverick Hunter?  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: That's not Axl, it's ROB DS.\u0026nbsp; I modified him to look like Axl since he's cool and I even gave him a pair of guns...with roses on them.\u0026nbsp; Now, guys...we've had our fun and games and mooning.\u0026nbsp; Now we have to talk about IT.  \n~Both James look at each other~  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: Well okay.\u0026nbsp; It starts off like this, when a mommy and a daddy love each other a lot and they-  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: James, what are you talking about?  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: I thought you we're asking us where babies come from.  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: No.\u0026nbsp; I know they come from the stork.  \n\\*Both James\\*: ...  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: I'm just kidding!\u0026nbsp; I know they come from girls.\u0026nbsp; But what I'm talking about is something else.  \n\\*Both James\\*: Oh!\u0026nbsp; We get it.  \n\\*Human\\*: When a man and a woman fall in love and decide to take their relationship even further and both wish to make love to each other then they go into the bedroom, usually, and then-  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: James!\u0026nbsp; What are you talking about!?  \n\\*Human\\*: We thought you were thinking about you and Miyu going to...you know.  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: (shudders) Please don't talk about it like that.\u0026nbsp; You sound like my brother.  \n\\*Both James\\*: You've got a brother!?!  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: So what if I do?\u0026nbsp; It's a long story and I prefer not to talk about it.\u0026nbsp; But anyways, the IT I'm talking about is OUR issue.  \n~Both James look at each other and slowly take a step back~  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: We need to talk about some of the stuff around the base.  \n\\*Both James\\*: Oh...  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: What did you guys think I was talking about?  \n\\*Human\\*: Well, er...  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: It's nothing.\u0026nbsp; Nothing at all.  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Okay...ROB!  \n~ROB DS looking like Axl without the cross scar walks in~  \n\\*ROB DS\\*: What's up?  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: We need to talk about in case we have an emergency.\u0026nbsp; ROB, I installed in you a lot of weaponry like a beam saber as well as a copy chip.  \n\\*Human\\*: Copy chip?\u0026nbsp; Like in X8!?  \n\\*Lumine's voice\\*: In other words, we have the power to go Maverick at will...  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: I thought I put that game on pause.\u0026nbsp; But don't worry, it's only the same type as Axl's but if ROB should become Maverick then I'll just detonate the bomb inside him.  \n\\*ROB DS\\*: What!?  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: What?  \n\\*ROB DS\\*: You said a bomb.\u0026nbsp; What bomb?  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Nothing.  \n\\*ROB DS\\*: You said there's a bomb inside me!  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Don't worry, I put bombs everywhere.  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: What do you mean...everywhere?  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Well if you really want to know, the Arwing and the Wyvern just in case one of you happen to betray me or try to run off or ditch me.\u0026nbsp; I also put one inside the Dark Fox, just incase I become infected with some disease or someone hijacks it.\u0026nbsp; Heck, there's one in the base!\u0026nbsp; And this is the remote. (pulls out remote) All I have to do is push this button.  \n\\*Human\\*: Listen, whatever you do.\u0026nbsp; Just don't push that button.  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Don't worry its not like I'm going to \\*trips\\* fall?  \n\\*Everyone\\*: NOOOOOOO!!!  \n~The remote hits the floor and the button gets pressed~  \n\\*ROB DS\\*: Oh no!!\u0026nbsp; We're all going to die!!  \n~Nothing happens~  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: I thought that there was a bomb here.  \n\\*Human\\*: Hey ROB, check Kazufox's condition.  \n\\*ROB DS\\*: Sure. (scans sleeping Kazufox) Well it seems like he had a drug inside him, hold on, I'll find out which one.\u0026nbsp; I can't tell.\u0026nbsp; It doesn't register.  \n\\*Both James\\*: ...?  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: (wakes up) What happened?  \n\\*ROB DS\\*: In short, you went nuts and thought that remote was a bomb trigger.  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Oh crap!\u0026nbsp; Please tell me there was a tape in the VCR.  \n\\*Human\\*: (checks VCR) Yeah, it's here.  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Oh thank God.  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: What is it anyways?  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: How about we check it out. (plays tape)  \n~The tape shows the Kong family at Cranky's 100th birthday~  \n\\*Kong family\\*: Happy birthday to you.\u0026nbsp; Happy birthday to you.\u0026nbsp; Happy birthday dear-  \n\\*Cranky\\*: Oh shut up!\u0026nbsp; I know how it goes.\u0026nbsp; I've heard that song a hundred times already!\u0026nbsp; When can I have some cake?  \n\\*Lanky\\*: Make a wish and blow out the candles.  \n\\*Diddy\\*: Hey Chunky, I think that Cranky might've lost his marbles.  \n\\*Cranky\\*: I heard that!\u0026nbsp; I lose your marbles when I'm through with ya!  \n\\*DK\\*: Come on, Cranky.\u0026nbsp; I've got a feeling that this birthday will go out with a bang!  \n~Cranky blows the candles~  \n\\*boom\\*  \n~The banana cake explodes everywhere~  \n\\*Cranky\\*: Goes out with a bang, eh? (beats DK with cane) When I'm through with you, you'll look like Kremling vomit!  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: HAHAHA!!\u0026nbsp; You've got to admit that was good.  \n\\*Human\\*: Yeah, wait.\u0026nbsp; We have cameras everywhere?  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Yep, pretty much.  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: Hey, we've got to get going.  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Alright.\u0026nbsp; ROB, it's time to close up.  \n\\*ROB DS\\*: No problem.  \n----  \n~Next day~  \n----  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: Hey James, where's Kazufox?  \n\\*Human\\*: Beats me.\u0026nbsp; I can't believe you enjoy working with that psycho.  \n~Alarm goes off~  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Star Zero!\u0026nbsp; This is an emergency meeting.\u0026nbsp; Meet me in the game room!  \n----  \n~In game room~  \n----  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: What's the emergency?  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: (playing PS2) look at this. (hands picture)  \n\\*Human\\*: It's...a picture of Miyu.  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: In a swimsuit!  \n\\*Human\\*: You're kinda young for this so...I'll hold onto this.  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: Hey, you're married, so I'll take that.  \n\\*Human\\*: What about you?\u0026nbsp; You still see your wife.  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: Till death do us part, buddy.\u0026nbsp; Now hand it over.  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Shut it!\u0026nbsp; I'll take that. (takes back picture) This one. (hands another)  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: Falco and Captain Falcon?  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Yeah.  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: What does it mean?  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: (pauses game) It means that they're forming the Birds of Prey, again!\u0026nbsp; And it gets worst.  \n\\*Human\\*: How so?  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: They're trying to move in our territory!  \n\\*Human\\*: Actually, this was Captain Falcon's first.  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: That's not the point!\u0026nbsp; We've got a reputation to protect.\u0026nbsp; And that's why I called you two to this meeting. (hands flier)  \n\\*Human\\*: This is an F-Zero grand prix flier.  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: That's because one is coming up soon.\u0026nbsp; And if Captain Falcon wins, then we lose our publicity.\u0026nbsp; Which means we could end up out of business.  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: But the only one qualified to enter is...  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: That's right.\u0026nbsp; James McCloud.\u0026nbsp; So James, are you up to it?  \n\\*Human\\*: I already lost one mercenary team and I won't lose another!  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Thanks, the race will be in one week from today and we've got a lot of training to do.  \n\\*Human\\*: What do you mean?  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: You'll see.\u0026nbsp; If I can graduate from Armstrong's training then you can win that race!  \n\\*Human\\*: By the way, how old are you anyways?  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Umm...Win that race!  \n----  \n~1 week later at Mute City~  \n----  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: Wow, I can't believe we got great seats.\u0026nbsp; Uh, Kazufox.\u0026nbsp; Why are you eating that carrot?  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Carrots are good for your eyes. (forms eyepiece)  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: Isn't it dangerous to have everyone know that you're an alter user?  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Don't worry, they think it's just a monocle.  \n\\*Patrick\\*: That's a fancy eyepiece you got there.  \n~Kazufox lifts his pinky while eating the carrot~  \n\\*Wolf\\*: Who's got a fancy eyepiece?  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: (with mustache and 'Steve' nametag) That would be-a me.  \n\\*Wolf\\*: Oh...That does look cool.  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: Where did you get that?\u0026nbsp; Is that Mario's?  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Actually, it's Luigi's.\u0026nbsp; People don't really know the difference since they don't really care.\u0026nbsp; They think that all mustaches are the same.  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: Did you shave his face when he was sleeping?  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: No...maybe.\u0026nbsp; I was going to but I found this one in Mario's stuff.\u0026nbsp; I guess we now know the REAL reason Luigi wasn't in many Mario games.\u0026nbsp; They really don't look the same without it.  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: By the way, I heard that thing can look through clothes.\u0026nbsp; Is it true?  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Yeah, it's true.\u0026nbsp; Why?  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: No reason.\u0026nbsp; Why is that thing turning orange?  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: What do you mean?  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: That blue eyepiece of yours is turning orange.  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: I don't know why...(eyepiece glows orange)  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: What is it?  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: I don't know...I just keep seeing...women...in their underwear!  \n\\*Guys\\*: WHAT!?!  \n\\*Wolf\\*: So...you can see through women's clothes? (bows down) You are a god.  \n~The other guys bow down~  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: No, this is an accident.\u0026nbsp; Curse you carrot! (throws carrot)  \n\\*Peppy\\*: Mm...carrot. (follows carrot)  \n\\*Kratos\\*: A god?\u0026nbsp; I'm a god hunter!\u0026nbsp; Prepare to die, God of Perversions!  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Wait!\u0026nbsp; Oh man, just when I can't afford to blow everything up. (runs out)  \n\\*Kratos\\*: Get back here! (chases)  \n\\*Kratos #2\\*: It's a shame that people sometimes confuse me for him.  \n\\*Yuan\\*: That's got to be a pain.  \n\\*Roy Mustang\\*: At least they don't try and mooch off your fame like the other Roy I know.  \n\\*Announcer\\*: Hello race fans!\u0026nbsp; Today we've got the F-Zero grand prix!\u0026nbsp; In this race, we have the best of the best, this will be a race to remember!\u0026nbsp; Now the racers.\u0026nbsp; The Golden Fox, piloted by the famous doctor, Dr. Stewart!\u0026nbsp; Next we have in the Little Wyvern, a racer representing his team, Star Zero, it's James McCloud!\u0026nbsp; And next is the famous Blue Falcon piloted by the bounty hunter Captain Falcon!  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Alright James, are you ready? (covered in blood and bandages)  \n\\*Human\\*: Yeah, I've got this.\u0026nbsp; What happened to you?  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: I don't want to talk about it...  \n\\*Capt. Falcon\\*: Well, well, it's the losers.\u0026nbsp; Here to show me your moves?  \n\\*Human\\*: Just because I came in second in one time we raced doesn't make me a loser.  \n\\*Falco\\*: Sorry but there's no prize for second place for you or your second rate team.  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Hey, Falco. (eye twitches) Remember the last time you pissed me off?  \n\\*Falco\\*: \\*gulp\\* Well, we've gotta get going anyways.  \n\\*Capt. Falcon\\*: Later losers.  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: Show offs.\u0026nbsp; Just remember to trust your instincts.  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Next attack will be Falco...  \n\\*Peppy\\*: Hmm...now where's that carrot? .....What was I looking for again?  \n\\*Announcer\\*: Racers, start your engines!\u0026nbsp; 3...2...1...GO!!  \n~The drivers take off and race with little action in the first lap~  \n\\*Human thinking\\*: Alright, gotta remember my training.  \n----  \n~Flashback to: Train to race~  \n----  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: No!\u0026nbsp; You've got to control your machine when on the curve.  \n\\*Human\\*: Okay, I've got it.  \n\\*Human\\*: Are you sure he should be training with the game instead of the real thing?  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Trust me, it works.  \n\\*Human\\*: But there aren't any recover areas.  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: I know, that's why we're training my way instead of just regularly playing.\u0026nbsp; James just remember to let it go.  \n----  \n~Back to race~  \n----  \n\\*Human\\*: Well that was pointless...Guess I've gotta just trust my instincts.  \n\\*Announcer\\*: This race has reached the second lap with Captain Falcon using his boost to reach first.\u0026nbsp; And the Wild Boar is about to make its move and ooh, it got crushed by the Black Bull.\u0026nbsp; The Astro Robin is trying to pass up the Night Thunder but no good.  \n\\*Jack Levin\\*: Out of the way you old geezer!  \n\\*Silver Neelsen\\*: Who are you calling an old geezer!  \n\\*Announcer\\*: Holy crap!\u0026nbsp; The Night Thunder just did a kamikaze on the Astro Robin!  \n\\*Jack Levin\\*: Way to go old man, now we both lost.  \n\\*Peppy\\*: Who are you callin old, punk!?  \n\\*Jack Levin\\*: No, not you!  \n\\*Announcer\\*: It seems that some senile hare and Neelson teamed up to beat up Jack Levin and they're showing no mercy.  \n----  \n~26 laps later~  \n----  \n\\*Announcer\\*: I don't know about you but these racers must be getting tired.\u0026nbsp; This has been a brutal race and only ten racers remain!  \n\\*Samurai Goroh\\*: You're mine Falcon!  \n\\*Announcer\\*: The Blue Falcon uses its brakes and the Fire Stingray crashes into the wall taking itself out of the race.\u0026nbsp; However, it seems that the Little Wyvern is still in last, oh wait.\u0026nbsp; It just passed the Twin Noritta and the Green Panther!  \n\\*Panther\\*: Boo!  \n~Kazufox jumps Panther and mugs him~  \n\\*Announcer\\*: The race is heading towards the final lap, if the anyone is going to make a move now is their last chance!  \n\\*Fox Sr.'s voice\\*: Trust your instincts.  \n\\*Kazufox's voice\\*: Just let it go.  \n\\*Wolf's voice\\*: When the time comes, don't hesitate just act.  \n\\*Kazufox's voice\\*: Hey, how come you're here?  \n\\*Wolf's voice\\*: Because I can.  \n\\*Fox Sr.'s voice\\*: But you don't even know who this James is.  \n\\*Wolf's voice\\*: Oh...wrong head.  \n\\*Human\\*: I think I just let go of my brain a bit too soon.  \n\\*Kazufox's voice\\*: I didn't mean your sanity, moron.  \n~The human James uses the boosters like crazy to speed up and catch up to Falcon~  \n\\*Announcer\\*: Wow!\u0026nbsp; It seems the Little Wyvern has a lot of power still in it!\u0026nbsp; But can it make it in time?\u0026nbsp; It passed up the Iron Tiger, Red Gazelle, and Blood Hawk, even the Black Bull!\u0026nbsp; Now all that's left is the Blue Falcon!\u0026nbsp; What's this?\u0026nbsp; Some unknown ship is tailing the Wyvern!\u0026nbsp; And it's shooting at it!  \n\\*Human\\*: Oh no!  \n\\*Falco\\*: Too late.\u0026nbsp; Game over, pal!  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: Didn't anyone teach you that cheaters never win?  \n\\*Announcer\\*: This looks like the end, wait!\u0026nbsp; There's another ship!\u0026nbsp; It's taking out the first one!\u0026nbsp; The Wyvern seems to have some damage, will it affect the outcome of this race?\u0026nbsp; This is the final lap, the Wyvern has just passed the Falcon on the turn!\u0026nbsp; It looks like the Wyvern will win!\u0026nbsp; Uh oh, there's a problem with the Wyvern, it's spinning out of control and the Blue Falcon is gaining!  \n\\*Capt. Falcon\\*: This race is mine! (suddenly stalls slowing down)  \n\\*Human\\*: I...don't...think so!  \n\\*Announcer\\*: The Wyvern has just hit the Falcon and is on fire!\u0026nbsp; But it wins!\u0026nbsp; The Little Wyvern wins!  \n\\*boom\\*  \n\\*Announcer\\*: And the Little Wyvern is destroyed but the pilot survived.\u0026nbsp; That was an amazing finish!\u0026nbsp; The winner is James McCloud!!  \n----  \n~After awards ceremony and quick interview~  \n----  \n\\*Capt. Falcon\\*: So, you won.\u0026nbsp; That ship was the problem though.\u0026nbsp; That's why I lost.  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Funny you should mention that.\u0026nbsp; Look at who I found. (drags a beaten unconscious Falco) I think this is yours.  \n\\*Capt. Falcon\\*: Well, you see...No, I don't.  \n~The reporters start questioning Falcon and then the Galaxy Police take him and Falco into custody~  \n\\*Human\\*: Thanks guys.  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: No problem.  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: Yeah, we're a team.  \n\\*Human\\*: Yeah.\u0026nbsp; Now if you'll excuse me, I have to see my wife.  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: When should we tell him that he has to use the prize money to get a new ship?  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: Later, let's let him enjoy himself.\u0026nbsp; By the way, what happened at the end?  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Huh?\u0026nbsp; Oh, that.\u0026nbsp; Well, before Kratos cut my chest open, I ran down finding the Blue Falcon, so I rewired some stuff.  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: So...we also che-  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: It's all fair if the main party involved is NOT involved, James won fairly.\u0026nbsp; Besides, you'd really trust those guys to race fairly?  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: Guess you've got a point there.  \n----  \n~Later that day in space~  \n----  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Come on, cheer up!\u0026nbsp; That race really got good publicity for us.  \n\\*Human\\*: Yeah, I guess.\u0026nbsp; But ALL my prize money!?\u0026nbsp; It took everything except the trophy.  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: And bragging rights.\u0026nbsp; Just don't be like Falcon.  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Yeah, otherwise you'll be in jail.  \n\\*Human\\*: I'm surprised we're not in jail...  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: That's life.\u0026nbsp; Now then, you guys ready?  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: Yeah!  \n\\*Human\\*: Okay...  \n~The three ships fly next to another ship~  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: 3...2...1...GO!  \n~The three moon the ship~  \n\\*???\\*: Is that any way to greet a girl?  \n~Kazufox pulls his pants up and see the ship next to them was Katt's~  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Uh, James...  \n~Both James look over and see Katt~  \n\\*Both James\\*: Uh...  \n\\*Katt\\*: Well, since you guys are here.\u0026nbsp; Would you like to keep me company?\u0026nbsp; I'll give you each a kiss.  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: Okay!  \n~Kazufox shoots at the Arwing~  \n\\*Fox Sr.\\*: I mean no.  \n~Without a word they fly off into hyperspace~  \n\\*Katt\\*: Don't worry, I know where to find you...  \n----  \n~Later at base~  \n----  \n\\*ROB DS\\*: How did it go?  \n~Sees the dazed trio~  \n\\*ROB DS\\*: I'll just lock up.  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: That was...well, I'll see you guys later.\u0026nbsp; I'm giving the day off tomorrow...  \n\\*Both James\\*: Okay...  \n\\*Kazufox\\*: Star Zero...oh forget it.\u0026nbsp; I'm way too disturbed.  \n\\*The End\\*  \n\\*Greg\\*: Well...yeah.\u0026nbsp; Katt is scary and cheaters never win, well in the long run...or get caught.\u0026nbsp; I was wondering where those pills were.\u0026nbsp; And remember, pranks are fun until you get caught and arrested.\u0026nbsp; Because it'll be a pain in the ass getting out! (:D)  \n----  \n~Nintendo characters are copyright to Nintendo.~  \n~Kratos is copyright to owner of God of War series (not Tales of Symphonia).~  \n~Kratos #2 and Yuan are copyright to owner of Tales of Symphonia.~  \n~Roy Mustang is copyright to Funimation.~  \n~Patrick is copyright to Nickelodeon.~  \n~Celebrities are copyright to themselves.~  \n~The little girl is copyright to Hell.~  \n~ROB DS, Greg and Kazufox are copyright to Kazufox.~\n\n  \n  \n\n","series":{"name":"Star Zero","previous":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/272297-star-zero-episode-1.json","next":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/1808371-star-zero-episode-3.json"}}