{"sf1_id":289447,"sf2_id":"zeR5ray1","title":"I got a Werewolf Girlfriend; a music parody","author":"Robin L Tinderfox","words":406,"posted_at":"2011-09-23T23:15:00.000Z","tags":["Parody","Werewolf","lyrics"],"url":"https://fse.anthro.fr/stories/289447-i-got-a-werewolf-girlfriend-a-music-parody","original_url":"https://sofurry.com/s/zeR5ray1","image_url":"https://cdn.sofurryfiles.com/submissions/thumbnails/1d/96/1d968d2c-c12b-4073-a053-e961cef8134a","description":"","content":"This is the lyrics for a parody of Steve Holy's song \"I got a brand new girlfriend\"\n\nI don't own the rights to the song and I'm not good with music so I can't make an actual audio track or whateverI\n\nI hope you enjoy\n\nI GOT A WEREWOLF GIRLFRIEND by me\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nVerse 1\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nShe said she had to scratch herself,\n\nShe's covered in fleas ya see?\n\nHer main diet is other people,\n\nAnd perhaps a baby or three.\n\nWhen the full moon is out people run and hide,\n\nI put on my running shoes.\n\nShe's already in killing mode,\n\nAnd I tell ya she's no puppy ya see... I um\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nChorus\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nI got a Werewolf Girlfriend!.\n\nShe's only nice when she's sleepin',\n\nGo in the woods for the weekend.\n\nSpent the whole day watchin' her tail wag\n\na thousand miles an hour\n\nPlayin' licky, licky, waggy, waggy,\n\nTalkin' Wolfie wolfie about nothin',\u0026nbsp;\n\nMan, I musta been drinkin'\n\nBecause I see her chase her tail again.\n\nI got a Werewolf Girlfriend!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nVerse 2\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nShe drinks her whiskey from a bowl not a cup,\n\nShe snarls when I leave the toilet seat up.\n\nWhen she's PMS'ing, don't go near,\n\nAnd PETA isn't welcome here.\n\nWhen she gets hungry I let her out,\n\nI'm hidin' shotguns, l hope she never founds out.\n\nHer tail's waggin', her tongues hangin' out,\n\nIt makes me wanna shout....\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nI got a Werewolf Girlfriend!.\n\nShe's only nice when she's sleepin',\n\nGo in the woods for the weekend.\n\nSpent the whole day watchin' her tail wag\n\na thousand miles an hour\n\nPlayin' licky, licky, waggy, waggy,\n\nTalkin' Wolfie wolfie about nothin',\u0026nbsp;\n\nMan, I musta been drinkin'\n\nBecause I see her chase her tail again.\n\nI got a Werewolf Girlfriend!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nAroo!!!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nVerse 3\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nShe likes to carve our names in the trees,\n\nShe's hearin' things on the breeze.\n\nShe wants to stay around awhile I guess,\n\nAtleast till the next full moon\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nI got a Werewolf Girlfriend!.\n\nShe's only nice when she's sleepin',\n\nGo in the woods for the weekend.\n\nSpent the whole day watchin' her tail wag\n\na thousand miles an hour\n\nPlayin' licky, licky, waggy, waggy,\n\nTalkin' Wolfie wolfie about nothin',\u0026nbsp;\n\nMan, I musta been drinkin'\n\nBecause I see her chase her tail again.\n\nI got a Werewolf Girlfriend!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n\nHer love makes me live again.\n\nI got a Werwolf Girfriend!\n\n\u0026nbsp;\n  \n  \n\n"}